Mama, I want tofu veggie burgers...

All righty. Due to a heat wave I've been unable to sleep, and have spent this time reading fan fictions of the Beast Boy and Raven variety. I felt like trying a high school fan fic, so here it is. I tried one before, but it's a little... How to describe it? Emo? Not as in the usual teen DRAMUH emo, I just made it over the top and wacky. I plan to do that with this fic too, but still.

Alrighty. I don't own Teen Titans, or any other things such as brand names or movies mentioned in this fan fiction unless I say so otherwise. Get it?

"Talking"

'Thinking' if it becomes integrated with speaking.

Get it?

8:17 A.M.

He was running. He was almost late for the first day after Ski Week. He wasn't even able to get his lunch before he left his house. His shirt that read "Keep it Green" swayed with each step he made towards the classroom. His tight jeans didn't bug him like his usual baggy ones. He wore these at the request of his current girlfriend, Tara Markov, who bought him at least ten pairs. He couldn't say no, because he just couldn't to a cute blonde with a nice smile. His blonde hair flowed with each step, he grew it out and kept some of it in a ponytail and his green eyes were determined to make it to the open door before the bell rang. He was Garfield "Gary" Logan, the thespian and the soccer star. The kid who no one thinks gets good grades but even though he doesn't study, he at least gets a B. This same boy, this handsome young kid that was late... Just ran into the door. So hard the glass with the room number, teacher name and subject got cracked. Needless to say, he was out cold.

-Inside the Classroom-

As the four friends inside were chatting and one was sitting in the middle of them reading, waiting for Gary, they heard a loud crash and heard a thud. A boy who looked to be about 5''5 walked over to the door in shock and saw his friend out cold with a little blood on his head. The short boy laughed and ran his hands through his spiky black hair, and even though his black sunglasses hid it, his brown eye and blue one squinted as he began to laugh loudly. This boy was Richard Greyson, the school heart throb and the smartest kid in the school. He wrapped his arms around his stomach, beginning to laugh louder as his bleeding friend mumbled "Mama, I want tofu veggie burgers..." No one else in the class heard, except for a tall African American boy. Now this boy was buff. I mean, really buff. You couldn't tell under his poufy letterman's jacket and baggy sweatpants, but he was in perfect physical condition, and probably didn't have a milligram of body fat on him. This African American boy, Victor Stone, came over once Richard began to laugh and took pictures of his friend Garfield. He snickered as he recorded Garfield saying "Mama, I want tofu veggie Burgers..."

Richard looked at Victor once he was done recording and said "Should we help him up?" Victor shrugged his shoulders and picked Garfield up like he was a sack of potatoes. Before the teacher came in, Victor plopped Garfield into his desk and then sat down in his. Victor and Richard snickered as Garfield's body plopped to the floor and he sprawled out, his arms in between a tanned girls' legs. This girl didn't snicker at her friend, she poked him like he was some kind of mystery meat. Her purple sandals were starting to get stained as Garfield's blood touched them, so she got incredibly worried. Her beautiful face and green eyes were stricken with grief as Garfield didn't stir even when she smacked him on the back of his head.

"Friends, I believe Garfield is dead! What should we do? He is not even moving after I hit him!" Richard and Victor shook their heads, and Richard got up and walked over to Garfield and put his head on Garfield's chest. "It's okay, Kori... I'll just listen for his heart." The girl, Kori, sighed in relief and sat back down in her seat. Her best friend since she moved to Jump City from Tamaran, Richard, was here to save the day. She liked him, since not only was he handsome, but he was kind, considerate, and treated her like a princess. She looked down at Richard in his greaser-esque outfit of a leather jacket, a white t-shirt, denim jeans and sneakers and then frowned when she saw Richard's face was very, very, very pale. Right when she was about to ask what happened, the teacher walked in and said "Good morning, students! I hope you kept up with the material we read before Ski Week began and- Goodness me, is that Garfield? What happened?" Victor snickered as Richard and Kori stuttered to explain as best they could, and a blonde girl (Tara) in the back row tried to make her point known, but a purple haired girl looked up from the book she was reading since this story began and said "Garfield is an idiot. That's all there is to it. There is nothing deep about it." She said this coldly, her body hidden beneath black pants, a hoodie, and all black converse sneakers. This girl was Raven Roth. She's been friends with Garfield since they were eight years old, and even then, Garfield was an idiot in her mind. 'He's an idiot who is now in a relationship with some blonde who made out with about three other men before coming to class today. That blonde girl would have sex in the school bathrooms if the guy was cute enough, and Gary is blinded by love to even notice it. Such a moron...' Raven thought to herself as she read her book.

The teacher walked over and started to poke Gary like Kori did earlier, to no avail. The teacher then walked back to her desk and picked up her coffee and began to pour it onto Gary's head, saying "Wakey Wakey, Garfield!" As the contents of the cup spilled out, Gary slowly started to blink and feel something hot. It got so hot he screamed in pain as he jumped up, thinking he was in a nightmare, he looked around with wide eyes. Noticing he was in class, and everyone but Raven was laughing at his shriek, he sighed in relief. He made it to class, even though he didn't do it in the most... Normal of ways. 'Normal is just a term used for people who can't admit they're boring.' Gary smiled as he thought this to himself. Gary was known as the kind of guy who makes up ideas and plans no one will think will work, but he somehow gets them to work, and flawlessly. He got the school float to go to Tara's house when he asked her to be his girlfriend. He got five different pizza places to give him pizzas for free by not answering the door when they came until it was after thirty minutes. These were some of many of his accomplishments.

The teacher, satisfied with her work, walked back to the front of the class and began the lesson. Everyone did their own thing. Victor doodled cars and giant robots, Victor and Kori took extremely detailed notes, Kori even writing down all of the teachers' small talk, such as letting students go to the bathroom. Rachel took notes every so often, but when called on, would answer the teachers' questions as quick as possible. Gary and Tara were too busy texting each other to even notice class has really begun. Unbeknownst to Gary, Tara was also texting three other guys, one of them the principal's son, the captain of the swimming team, and the leader of the archery club. The second and third boy toy were only for fun, but she liked the principal's kid, Jericho, who would only go out with her seriously on one condition. She would dump her current boyfriend, Gary Logan. She looked down at Gary and saw him in the tight jeans she bought him, and his dorky shirt would be another thing of many she had to change about Gary. To her, he was a diamond in the rough. She just needed to tweak him here and there and he would be perfect. She'd make him eat meat, ditch his friends, and maybe get a mohawk. 'Oh wait, I've got Jericho to think of. I can just dump Gary and get with a rich and suave blondie who has got much cooler friends then Gary does.'

While she was thinking this, Gary was happy. Next week, it would be a full year since he and Tara have gone out. He planned everything. First, a limo would pick her up at 5:30 pm. He would help her in, dressed in a dressy yet casual attire, and they would go off to their favorite restaurant, Gizeppio's. There he'd take her to the room on the second floor that takes weeks in advance to reserve. You know, it's got a great view of the city, you can see everything from that killer view. He'd pay for their meal, and would give her a mirror shaped in a heart he made himself at home. He spent one whole week of constant work on it, never stopping until he made it perfect. He smiled softly and put his head in his left hand and began to daydream of the fantastic night he had planned to sweep Tara off her feet.

"...ield..."

"Mr..."

"MR. LOGAN!"

"Y-yes?" Gary grinned sheepishly as he didn't notice the teacher asking him a question. He still didn't hear her, as he began to immediately dream of his magical romantic evening he planned. When she said it again, "What is it Hamlet wanted so badly he was willing to kill?" Gary was drawing a blank and shrugged his shoulders. At the exact time, he heard a voice extremely similar to his say:

Mama, I want tofu veggie burgers...

The whole class, even Raven, broke out into laughter. Gary grinned sheepishly and rubbed the back of his head as everyone howled with laughter. He didn't mind, it's nice to hear people laugh, it means everyone is happy. Little did he know, he wasn't going to be so happy very soon...

-Finished-

Author's Notes.

1. Jericho, Aqualad, Speedy. Those are the three boys Tara was talking with, in order. I know Tara isn't really a cheating whore, but I have plans for where this is going, don't worry. I don't really see a lot of people writing in these AU fics that Tara broke up with Garfield because of him. I want to try that.

2. I kept Raven as Raven since not only is a legitimate name, but I like it a lot better than Rachel. Maybe it's because I had an ex named Rachelle, who knows. It isn't really that big of a deal, anyways.

3. Cyborg has only a mechanical eye. I forgot to mention. And obviously, he's Victor.

4. Richard is Robin, kind of a no duh. I kind of wrote him out of character, but come on, if someone said "Mama, I want veggie burgers..." while knocked out, I think everyone will laugh.

5. Tamaran, in my story at least, is a small country in Europe that is one of those places you can't find on a map and most foreigners know nothing about, but the country is powerful in its own right nonetheless.

6. I decided for Garfield to have long hair in a ponytail. Not like reaches your butt long, but once out of a ponytail, it reaches below his neck, barely. I think when it's in a ponytail, it kind of suits Garfield. He kind of seems like the "Art School" kid.

7. Here's a bit of a spoiler. BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL. -le gasp- .o.

8. Prior to this story is the drama occurring with Malchior, so don't worry. No European heart throb... Things will be sweeping Raven off her feet.

9. I feel like adding, instead of primary people like Wally West and Jinx as friends, maybe Eddie Bloomberg and Rose Wilson. They are a kind of interesting couple. Eddie's kind of a pushover while she's very controlling. What do you guys think? I like Eddie much more then Jamie (Blue Beetle.) Oh, and Rose is Slade's illegitimate daughter and Eddie is Kid Devil, in case you didn't know.

10. As of right now, I plan on using different chapters to focus on different couples. Maybe at the same time one event is happening for one couple, another chapter will keep you current with another couple. Sound good?

Alrighty, I'm done for now.