(Danville, 9:00 A.M.)
"Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!"
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz was sleeping evilly in his bed of evil, evilly dreaming evil dreams of evil…stuff.
"No… No… No, Perry the Platypus, it is you who is going to pay the phone bill," he evilly muttered in his evil sleep.
Suddenly, his evil alarm clock of evil went off, and so played the evil song he had evilly set up to play:
"Bow Chicka Bow Wow!
That's What my baby says!
Mow Mow Mo-" (or not)
"Wha- What is it?! Hey! Where's my prize-winning potpourri!? Oh, oh, flickenshtoopin, it was only a dream," he evilly said as he evilly shut off his evil alarm clock. (I'll stop now)
Doofenshmirtz rose out of bed, and cracked his back, walking into his bathroom. After a few minutes of relieving himself and getting changed (all while singing 'Gitchee Gitchee Goo'), he opened the door and wiped off his white lab coat.
"Okay, now, time to do my stuff!"
He sat down in a chair and grinned wickedly. He cleared his throat, cracked his neck and fingers, and raised his hands above his head… and proceeded to politely eat the breakfast platter, which he had programmed Norm to make, with all kinds of table etiquette, seeming a little over-the-top and out of character.
As he finished, he politely wiped his face with his napkin, set it on the table and smiled at nobody for a few seconds. He checked his watch, then ceased smiling, and stood up, knocking his chair back. He shook his fist while shouting.
"THERE, Mr. Psychiatrist! At least 20 minutes of goodness a day! Are you HAPPY NOW!?"
He walked off to his Evil Garage, where two large doors stood on each side of the hallway.
"Now, to take my life savings and my Disappear-inator, and go have some fun!"
As he reached to press the button, he paused.
"Although, my other storage is full, so I may as well empty it now before I forget…"
Dr. D walked over to the other door, and pressed the 'Eject' button on the control panel next to it. A very bored and annoyed sounding recording of Vanessa's voice came on the loudspeaker.
"Emptying cargo bay 2 in 3,2,1…" The voice mumbled the last few words.
As he walked back to cargo bay #1, he heard the satisfying noise of the items inside being blasted off into the sky, landing who-knows and who-cares where.
"Now to grab my money, and I'll go a-" he stopped when the door opened, revealing his old Inators. The Freeze-inator fell to the floor in front of him.
He turned back to the other door.
"Oh, boy…"
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"So, Ferb! What do we have on our schedule today?" 10-year-old Phineas Flynn asked his quieter step-brother Ferb, who was digging in his pocket for their plans.
"Well, there's not too many days of summer left, so let's make this quick."
A loud crash from behind him interrupted him.
He turned around, and gazed upon the Disappear-inator on the lawn.
"Huh. Well, that was easy!"
"And now, Ferb, let's make it rain money!"
Phineas was promptly hit on the head by a large wad of Doofenshmirtz's life savings.
After realizing where it came from, Phineas cheered.
"WOOHOO!"
"Yes, that was amusing. Now let it rain chocolate pudding," Ferb said.
Phineas was quickly covered with said substance, while Ferb looked at the sky in wonder.
"Either we now have magical rain powers, or Mother Nature is on some kind of medication," Phineas said as he wiped himself off.
"Phineas, I heard a crash, are you hu- whoah…" Isabella, Phineas and Ferb's best friend, appeared in the yard's gate. "What'cha doin?" she asked, utterly confused at the sight in front of her.
"I… uhh… guess we're gonna try this machine that fell out of the sky!" Phineas said.
"Oooh! What's it do?" she asked.
"We don't know, but judging by its label, I'd say it makes you disappear," Phineas said.
"You mean invisible? That's so cool!" Isabella exclaimed..
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Soon after, Phineas stood inside the disappear-inator, and spoke to Isabella, telling her that he'd be fine.
While Phineas did that, Ferb decided to check the wiring. He opened the control box, and grunted in disgust.
Whoever made this machine did a shoddy wiring job. He leaned in and fixed the wires so that they were correctly connected: Crimson connects to Scarlet. Brick goes to Ruby. Red goes to… well… it's just there for show.
After fixing the wires, Ferb shut the door.
"Hey, Ferb! Are we ready up there?" Phineas asked.
Ferb leaped down where Phineas could see him, and gave a thumbs-up.
"Okay, let's fire this thing up!" Phineas said as he ushered Isabella out.
After closing the door, Ferb pulled a lever, and the machine sparked to life.
Bolts of electricity surged around it. And a brilliant flash came from inside.
After the machine died down, Phineas tried to open the door, but couldn't. He looked at his arm. It was indeed see-through, and he could see his outline.
He looked down at his body to find that he was white, see-through, and floating. After panicking for a moment, he realized he wasn't a ghost, because he hadn't really felt anything during the change.
He then decided to float through the door, which he did so with ease.
Outside, things were different… Phineas looked around.
Where were his friends…?