An interview with Darth Maladi, with the "One Sith" empire led by Darth Krayt.

INTERVIEWER - Lady Maladi, do you have a few minutes to spare? I would like an interview, if possible.

DARTH MALADI - I think that I can spare a few moments. What is it that you wish to ask?

INTERVIEWER - What made you join the "One Sith" organization under Darth Krayt?

DARTH MALADI - I wanted to reach my full potential within the force. That means the dark side.
Those who foolishly limit themselves to the "light side" only limit their potential. It's truly sad to think
that the jedi will never know the joy of the dark side. It almost makes me feel pity for them.

INTERVIEWER - What exactly is your role within Darth Krayt's "One Sith" empire?

DARTH MALADI - As I am a specialist in the healing arts, I am the personal physician to Darth Krayt
and his entire staff. That includes Darths Nihl, Talon, Wyyrlok, and others.

INTERVIEWER - If I may inquire, where did you learn to be an expert healer?

DARTH MALADI - Darth Krayt graciously allowed me access to the holocron of the great sith healer
XoXaan. I learned a lot about healing potions and powders from XoXaan. In addition, I have a doctorate
from the University of Moraband School of Medical Science. I want to learn everything about the healing arts.

INTERVIEWER - I'll bet that you have many interesting stories.

DARTH MALADI - And some that would make you sick. I once had to preform emergency surgery on Krayt's
new "Emperor's Hand" Darth Talon. While she was on Korriban, a local species of spider crawled into her nose
to lay it's eggs in the warm mucus. At some point during the night she inhaled the eggs into her lungs. When
the eggs hatched, the newborn spiders began to feast on her lungs. She nearly died.

INTERVIEWER - That's gross. Remind me never to sleep again. As a healer, have you ever treated someone outside
of the dark side? A jedi, for example.

DARTH MALADI - Why would I treat someone that wants me dead? I don't usually care for people that want to
kill me.

INTERVIEWER - It might go a long way towards a lasting peace between the jedi and sith.

DARTH MALADI - Please tell me you're not that naïve. There will NEVER be a peace between the jedi and sith.
The dark side would never allow it.

INTERVIEWER - Subject change. Do you have any favourite foods. Is there a tasty treat that you crave?

DARTH MALADI - Not specifically. I'll eat anything and everything. I do enjoy chocolate covered spiders and other
chocolate covered bugs. Don't tell Darth Talon that. She still jumps thirty feet every time she sees a spider.

INTERVIEWER - I don't blame her. Do you have any pet peeves? Something that truly "bugs" you.

DARTH MALADI - The weak-minded jedi. They will never know the power of the dark side. The freedom it grants
is intoxicating.

INTERVIEWER - Do you enjoy traveling?

DARTH MALADI - Like every other sith, I enjoy the graves and tombs on Moraband. I love studying up on the great
healers throughout the long and glorious history of the sith. I've been to Dromund Kaas, where I discovered the tomb
of Rin Shuuir, a sith lord from the times of Emperor Vitiate. I'm currently studying his holocron. I've also visited Drux,
Yarvin 4, Kashyyyk, and of course Coruscant. I have a modest sized palace there.

INTERVIEWER - If you could meet one sith lord from the past, who would it be, and why?

DARTH MALADI - Obviously Xoxaan. She's the reason I got into the healing arts. However, I also would like to meet
former Je'daii Masters Calleh and her husband Naro, the Temple Masters of the famed Mahara Kesh Temple of Healing.
I have a feeling that we would be kindred spirits.

INTERVIEWER - Thank you very much for your time, my lady.