The Kripke Whedon University. Sponsored by the Blue Sun Corporation, it selected students from all parts of the world. No one knew why they picked who they did, but the Dean of the University, Zachariah, said it was all for a reason. They offered a four year plan and a universally accepted degree. With one, a person could get just about any job they wanted.

It's got a great staff and offers on grounds housing to students and staff alike. Classes and student population are small and allow more interaction between the students and the staff. Listed below are the staff members and their roles.


Zachariah is in charge of the whole situation, President of the university.

Jimmy Novak, often called Castiel for some reason, is the Dean of Student Affairs. He cares a great deal about about the students and their futures.

Gabriel runs the janitorial department and seems perfectly happy where he is. He is notorious for his pranks.

Uriel is in charge of campus security. He has a very strict no nonsense attitude.

Lisa Braeden is in charge of the cafeteria. She gives every meal a "homey" touch.

Fergus Roderick McLeod runs the student activity board. He prefers the students call him Crowley for some reason.

Missouri Mosely is in charge of first aid on campus, as she usually knows exactly what's wrong.

Chuck Shurley runs the library.

Robert Bobby Singer is in charge of financial aid.

In charge of the Physical Education program is Jayne Cobb, a gruff man who 'makes sure they're all legal'. So far he hasn't yet been kicked out by the ethics board.

Shepherd Derrial Book offers spiritual guidance to the students who need it. While partial to christianity, he offers whatever religion works best for the student in need of support.

Inara Serra taught literature to the students. The male students are especially fond of her.

Hoban 'Wash' Washburne runs the math department. He brings a flare to an otherwise dry subject.

Zoe Alleyne runs the science department, making sure no one blows up the campus. She isn't strict often-a rumor of how she killed a troublesome student with her pinky precedes her.

Malcolm Reynolds is in charge of philosophy and ethics. His refusal to follow up is probably why Cobb still has his job. To quote: "Tell me when he's forced himself on one. Then I'll tell Zoe."

Rupert Giles runs the History department, though he also plays the roll of a guidance counselor for the more troubled students.

Krevlornswath of the Deathwok Clan, better known as Lorne, runs the Drama and Music department with more glee then anyone else could.


This is but a glance at the staff. Now we shall take a peek at the student body of the upcoming semester.

Fourth Years :

Simon Tam, a gifted Medical Student. Came from a rich family, it surprised him when the University called on him.

Dean Winchester, undeclared major. Unless you count being a libertine. Drives an fixed up '67 Impala.

Liam, though he almost never goes by that name. In his first three years he was a member of a group of trouble makers and bullies called the Whirlwind, notoriously violent-heck he was in charge. Went by Angelus at the time, now everyone calls him Angel. His goal is to become a detective, and hopefully redeem all the wrongs he committed prior.

Darla was Angel's girl for his time as a bully. She hopes to get him back on the track she still follows-violence mostly. Degree seems to be in psychiatry.

Lindsey McDonald is a law student who has it bad for Darla. As a result he is not on good terms with Angel. Best friends with Dean, drives a '56 Ford Truck.

Third Years:

Drusilla is a girl who could be considered different in how she acts. A member of the Whirlwind, she was occasionally involved with Angel. Except now she has a new 'toy'. Seeks to become a doll maker.

Faith Lehane, a troubled individual who the University seeks to reform. When asked about a major, she shrugged it off and said education.

Anna Milton comes out of a small town, a preacher's daughter. She hopes to become a children's therapist.

Wesley Wyndam Pryce appears to be going for a scholarly major, but in reality in the last four years he's far more interest in becoming a police man, body guard, or other form of security. However, his father would never approve.

Kaylee Frye is going into mechanics. Has several brothers, she may be the only family member to get a degree.

Second Years:

Allen Francis Doyle is a kid who grew up with out his father. He intends to become a teacher of small children.

Daniel "Oz" Osbourne is a musician. Technically he fell behind a year, but his drive is why the University chose him.

William "Spike" Pratt is a poet. Though, he doesn't let onto this to the other Whirlwind members. Currently, he is passionately in love with Drusilla. While twisted, he does have another side...

Riley Finn is going into the military. An overall good fellow.

Abigail Bela Talbot is Giles's nieces, orphaned. She does not seem to miss her parents, nor does she discuss them often.

Winifred Burkleis a science major, planing to become a nuclear physicist. Though, sometimes she can get carried away with a conspiracy theory.

Charles Gunn wasn't from a good neighbor hood. Now he's hoping to make something of himself. In the mean time he's found one good thing in the University-he and Fred are dating.

Meg Masters is still undeclared, though she intends to become a traveler of some sort. Has considered going into piloting.

First Years :

Anya ChistinaEmanuella Jenkins, birth name Anyanka, came from Europe. A supporter of Girl power, she doesn't trust men. Major otherwise undeclared.

Cordelia Chase is still peppy with little more idea then being Cheerleader and Queen Bee.

Buffy Summers, was kind of peppy until she saw one too many bad things happen. Now she's looking into becoming a cop.

Alexander Lavelle "Xander" Harris isn't quite sure what he's doing with his future. Though he does have a thing for Buffy rather badly moments after meeting her.

Willow Rosenberg is the childhood friend of Xander. She has a crush on him. Her goal is to become an archeologist and find out more about ancient lore.

Ruby is a pretty blonde who has the intent to open up a diner with her very own french fry recipe. Seems to have an agenda.

Sam Winchester, younger brother of Dean despite being the taller one, is going into law. A very intelligent boy, Ruby takes a shine to him because of how flustered he gets around girls.

River Tam is the genius prodigy of the bunch. She wants to do a little bit of everything. Having skipped a grade she is the youngest student in the academy at 17.


Some of these souls have crossed fates before, other have not. The purpose and goal of the University is known, Zachariah insists 'its for the best'.

Welcome to Kripke Whedon University. Try to survive.