A/N: Yes, this is meant to make EVERYONE out of character…well, I'm not so sure about Deidara, but you get the point.
Hinata was walking down the main street of Konoha, minding her own, when out of absolutely NO WHERE, Naruto walked by wearing Shino's glasses and jacket.
All of a sudden, our confused blonde sang, "I'm an emo kid, nonconforming as can be, you'd be nonconforming, too, if you were just like me! I have paint on my nails, and makeup on my face, I'm almost Emo enough to start shaving my legs!" Then he ran off, still singing he's new theme song.
Sakura could now be seen chasing LEE around Konoha.
She was screaming: "I LOVE YOU LEE! YOU REALLY ARE THE BEAUTIFUL GREEN BEAST OF KONOHA!! COME BACK!!!"
"NO! YOU FREAK! YOU REALLY HAVE A HUMONGOUS FOREHEAD!!!" Lee yelled back.
Sasuke came walking into Konoha, followed by a gigantic fluffy bunny.
"Have you seen Naruto anywhere?" he asked. "I have to give him the bunny and kiss him to tell him how much I love him!"
He walked off in the direction a startled Hinata pointed out to him.
Kiba popped up out of nowhere with Akamaru(six years after Shippuden, Forgot to mention that.)
"Stay away from me, you weird DOG! The way you mark your territory is disgusting!" He said. He ran away from the Pissed off Akamaru.
Shino screamed and ran down the street.
"NO!! THE BUGS!! THEY'RE SOO GROSS!! KEEP THEM AWAY FROM ME!!"
Jiraya walked by, sober and NOT chasing every woman in sight.
"Women!" he muttered. "They are so disgusting. There is no point in anyone ever studying them!"
Ino walked by.
"Flowers smell nasty!" she said.
Choji was sitting on the corner between a ramen stand and the barbecue place. He was drinking SLIM FAST!!!!
Shikamaru was running laps.
"OOOOOHHH shiny! NO IT HAS CLOUDS ON IT!!!" he said running around and around at top speed.
Orochimaru stood in a pile of dust.
"I hate snakes."
Ebisu was talking to Kakashi.
"I swear! NARUTO ROCKS!!" Ebisu was yelling.
Konohamaru and Moegi were making out, (THEY'RE NINETEEN PEOPLE, GROW UP!)
And Hayate did NOT have a cough.
Hinata stood there, staring wide eyed.
"What happened? Why Am I the only sane one?" she YELLED, WITHOUT STUTTERING!
"It's the Personality opposite day." Tsunade said.
"Cookie?" Gaara(who had randomly popped up) offered.
From far away, Deidara could be heard screaming "I LOVE UCHIHA ITACHI!" Before jumping off a cliff and said Uchiha saved him.