I read about a thousand stories and found so many common plot devices caught in traps in my head that I turned the rabid plot bunnies loose in a tournament until one proved itself to be stronger than the rest and then handed it to my muse… this is what I had when they were done. They felt that every lover should hand this to their significant other so as to not cause those common plot twists. I always knew there was something off with that muse…
The Lovers Request
Do not hurt my family I love them very much
If you wish to be rid of me tell me such
If you choose to kill me please make it clean
And if you really love me don't be over mean
If we have children love 'em as they are
If you have to hurt us don't let it scar
If I'm not enough for you please don't cheat
And if I become broken just understand
That I truly love you; this was not my plan
Don't forget that I exist
Don't ever greet me with your fist
If you grow to hate me please set me free
And if you can't love me please tell me
Please don't betray me or mine
If you can do these things we'll be fine