"Coming this winter: the videogame based off of the hit reality series Camp TV! Create your own competitor, and have them compete against well known veterans like Noah or Geoff. Complete challenges, make friends, enemies, or, if you're lucky, a romantic-"

"Surprising EVERYONE was the sudden burst in ratings for last year's Camp TV: Specter Islands. Critics say they have no idea what the hell they saw, but they LOVED it-"

"It's just been confirmed that returning this week is an all new season of Camp TV. Although it initially received poor reception, the show's popularity had soared with the most recent season, which contained some very controversial content-"

"-we just got back from a press conference with Chris McLean's lawyers, and it seems that the former reality star may see an early release following rehabilition. Viewers will of course know Chris McLean from-"

"And still no word on Specter Islands. Scientests are baffled at the mysterious disappearance of the island, which vanished practically overnight-"

Milton puffed on a cigar as he flipped through the television channels, allowing himself a sly smile. Whatever Chris had done back on Specter Island, it had paid off. The attention Camp TV had been getting over te course of the year was overwhelming, with fans clamoring for a new season. The fact that a videogame was now in the works only fueled the hype, which Milton was grateful for. After all, the newest season was about to debut, and extra publicity wouldn't hurt.

"Sir."

Milton nodded his head in acknowledgement to Julie, who had just entered the room. She placed six folders on the table besides Milton, and then cleared her throat.

"Sir, I have-"

"The dossiers, yes, I've already reviewed them," Milton told her, "you can relax. The paperwork is taken care of, they've all been approved. The new contestants are... colorful. Not exactly what I was looking for, but they'll do."

Julie bit her lip as Milton took another puff, and then swiveled around to face her.

"And of course I have the returning twenty competitors all cleared. Of course, not all of them were as cooperative as I'd liked," Milton mused, "but that's the beauty of our contracts. We can essentially call upon their services whenever we like. And fans will be pleased to see that this time, I actually managed to get a few favorites back on board. We're billing this as our 'all star' season. Putting our greatest heroes against our greatest villains- and throwing in some new cast members because we can. You are by now, of course, familiar with the location plan for this season?"

"Of course sir," Julie nodded, "we'll be traveling along the North American coastlines in one of your luxury cruise liners."

"Right," Milton nodded, "people were fond of our world tour in season three, but of course since that death trap of a plane is still being held in impound, we have to go it by boat on a smaller scale. Of course, the twists you added this season will shake up the game enough to keep it exciting even if it isn't a world tour."

Pride welling up inside her, Julie smiled and nodded.

"Thank you sir," she said, "I was hoping the new changes would make the show more interesting."

"Ambitious changes," Milton commented, "I suppose time will tell whether or not they'll pay off. Now, there's one other thing I need to tell you."

"What is it?"

"This season needs to be phenomenal. The best goddamn season we've had so far,"

Milton told her, "Because now that the series is picking up popularity, I'm receiving word from certain interested parties who are interested in the acquisition of the Camp TV brand. If this season manages to outdo the last, we'll be able to sell the franchise for a fortune. If you do this for me, I can guarantee you'll really start to work your way up in the business."

"Understood, sir."

"Now, you had best prepare," Milton added, "the boat departs in three days."

Julie nodded, and stepped outside of te room, closing the door behind her. Once she was sure she was out of Milton's sight, she smiled. Finally, after all her work as nothing more than a petty intern, she'd be getting a chance to work her way up the chain. She just hoped everything went according to plan this season. At least things couldn't possibly get more messed up than they were last season, right?

...right?

~THREE DAYS LATER~

Julie stood on a pier located in Florida, eyeing the massive ship Milton had commissioned for use. It was a huge vessel, and Julie had no idea what ONE man could possibly do with it. It was the size of a luxury cruise liner, designed to fit dozens of people. It seemed a bit excessive, but Julie wasn't going to complain. Milton was a man who enjoyed his luxury, so she was sure there was plenty on board to keep her entertained. Of course, there were parts of the shop that were off-limits, which she was to discuss with the cast. But she doubted there would be much incident- or at least she hoped there wouldn't be.

Julie snapped to attention when she recieve a signal from the camera man that filming was about to begin.

"Okay, rolling in three, two..."

"Ladies and Gentlemen," Julie announced, "they've competed on a lethal island in Canadian. They brawled it out in a film lot. They soared the skies in an attempt to win the million. They've even faced a nuclear meltdown and come out on top! And this season, the cast of Camp TV are back to tour the North American coastlines in another epic struggle to win a million dollars! I'm your new host, Julie Frey, bidding you welcome to the new season of Camp TV. This season, we've brought back some of the biggest all-star competitors in the history of the game, and added a few new ones for good measure. So sit back, relax, and get ready for

CAMP TV:

SUNSET CRUISE!"

Julie turned her head at the sound of an approaching bus, and smiled at the camera.

"Those must be the returning competitors now," she guessed, "let's get ready to give our returning champions a warm welcome! First two off the bus are Cody and Gwen!"

"I can't believe I have to do this again," Gwen moaned, "I already WON last season!"

"Well, look at it this way," Cody suggested, "instead of thinking about winning, just try to enjoy the cruise!"

"Also returning after a one year absence are fan-favorites Noah and Justin!"

"Another season of this," Noah sighed, "awesome."

"We got this," Justin smirked, "we made it to the finals last time we competed, remember?"

"Also returning are reformed renegades Alejandro and Bridgette!"

"Well, hopefully this season will go a little bit better than last time," Alejandro sighed.

"I'm just hoping we don't find out the boat is rigged with a deonator or something," Bridgette shrugged.

"Mean girls Heather and Eva!"

"Poser!" Heather snapped at Eva.

"Wash-up!" Eva shot back.

"We also have Duncan, eager to try again after making it to the final four for the first time, and Tyler, wanting to prove himself after being medically eliminated."

"I'm going all the way this time," Duncan said.

"Woo! Yeah!" Tyler cheered, "Finally, back in the game!"

"Katie and Courtney are also back, eager to prove themselves."

"Whatever," Katie grumbled, "I was the original master manipulator on this show- no one forget that!"

"Glad to be back," Courtney grinned, "especially now that Chris is gone."

"And last but not least: Izzy!"

"HIYA!" The redhead shouted, leaping out of the bus with a maniacal grin on her face, "How's everybody doing tonight?"

"Wait a second, weren't you a secret agent or something?" Noah asked, raising an eyebrow.

"I was until my own spin off story got canned," Izzy grumbled, "anyway, I'm here now, it's all cool!"

"Okay, now that we've introduced the original contestants, it's time to reveal the characters returning from Specter Islands! Please give a warm welcome to finalist Johnny!" Julie announced.

Johnny stepped into view, and forced a brief smile for the camera. His appearance had change ever so slightly, with his hat and duster being a bit tattered, a few scars here and there, and a rough beard.

"Also returning are Vevo and Quinn, some of last season's biggest schemers!"

Vevo and Quinn glared at the cameras as they stepped off the bus.

"Great. I have to be stuck here with all of YOU again," Vevo growled.

"Mad-scientest Miri has also made a come back this season!"

"Well, I wouldn't say MAD scientest," Miri shrugged, "just one who's prone to accidental catastrophes."

"After being stranded in Boney Island, Lucky is here!"

"Hey there, sweetheart," Lucky smiled at Julie.

Lucky also had a change of outfit. Instead of his usual suit, he was now wearing black leather jacket over a red buttoned shirt, jeans, and black shoes.

"Say hello to gamer Veronica!"

"Hey everyone," Veronica greeted.

"Last up, we have Lance, the... Um... Lance."

Lance stepped off the bus, and gave a slight wave.

"Uh, hey," he said, "glad to be back. I think."

As the bus drove off, Julie turned and addressed the group.

"Well, here you guys are," Julie told them, "our twenty all-stars."

"Then let's get on with it," Heather snapped, "I want my money, already!"

"Well, we aren't done quite yet," Julie explained, "we have six more competitors to be introducing!"

"Six?" Quinn demanded, "Are you kidding? Why do we have so many competitors again?"

"The person in charge of casting really had no idea what he was doing," Julie shrugged, "anyway, throughout the span of four seasons, we've found adding new players is one of the best ways to shake things up."

The competitors all turned as another bus pulled up, and the door swung open.

"Okay," Julie began, "our first new competitor is... Mordecai!"

A boy with dyed blue hair step off the bus, a confident smirk on his face. He was wearing a black leather jacket over a Sonic the Hedgehog t-shirt.

"Hello Camp TV," Mordecai grinned, "'bout time you got a REAL star like me!"

"What's that supposed to mean?" Justin asked.

"Don't you recognize me?" Mordecai asked, "I was a TV star a few years ago!"

The other contestants looked at each other and shrugged, no one able to figure out what the newbie was talking about.

"Oh, whatever," Mordecai mumbled.

"Well, next off the bus is Margo!"

A girl with long brown hair, beautiful eyes and a long white dress stepped off the bus, and smiled warmly at the contestants.

"Hello everyone," she greeted, "I'm really glad I got the chance to compete with you all."

"At least this one has some manners," Noah commented.

Margo smiled, and took a spot near the friendlier contestants.

"Also making his debut this season, Mark!"

Mark was a tall, skinny teen with brown eyes, tan skin, and reddish-brown hair. He also wore a Chinese robe with various markings on the sleeves.

"Don't forget about Point," Mark said.

In response, a fox ran out of the bus, and took its place at Mark's side, looking up at him. Mark lifted up the fox, and put him o his shoulder.

"You brought a FOX?" Heather scoffed.

"Of course!" Mark nodded, "I mean, I wasn't going to leave him at home with my dad."

"You just keep him away from Niko," Veronica cautioned, crossing her arms.

"Don't worry, I wouldn't let Point hurt him," Mark said, "come on, let's go meet the contestants."

Point have a small bark in response, and the two walked forward.

The next off was a girl with auburn hair and green eyes. She wore a light blue sweater over a white blouse, black skirt, and red shoes. It was easy to tell the girl was a bit shy, but despite that she still tried to put her best foot forward.

"Um, hi everyone," she smiled, " My name's Luna- it's really nice to be here."

"It's nice to have you," Courtney told her, "why don't you come over here and chat for a while?"

Luna nodded and walked over, as a tall blonde boy with a blue hoodie, red sweatpants and white sneakers stepped off the boat.

"Hello there," he said with a noticeable Irish accent, "it's a pleasure to make all of your acquaintances. I'm Finn."

While the other contestants returned his greeting, Finn just smiled as he scanned the other competitors, looking for someone to single out first. But, what the hell, he had plenty of time to have fun at the others' expense- no need to rush things.

"And, our last competitor of the season- Deborah!" Julie announced.

Oh geez, Deborah thought to herself as she stepped off the bus, THIS is what I got signed up for?

Deborah was a more petite girl with dishwater grey eyes, and bright tan hair that was styled in a spiked bun. What was odd was that she actually wore a "Coffee Time" uniform that consisted of a black t-shirt with the brown coffee cup logo, khaki capris and black sneakers.

"Did you get off the wrong bus or something?" Heather scoffed.

Blushing a little, Deborah cleared her throat.

"I, um... Hi," she said, "thanks for having me on your show."

"Don't worry about it, darling," Julie said, "now that you're all here, all that's left before the tour is to split you into your teams- the hero team, and the villains team. On the hero's team is Cody, Justin, Noah, Tyler, Lucky, Johnny, Mark, Gwen, Courtney, Veronica, Miri, Margo and Deborah.

On the villain's team is Alejandro, Duncan, Lance, Vevo, Mordecai, Finn, Heather, Katie, Izzy, Eva, Bridgette, Quinn, and Luna.

"Why am I not surprised," Duncan sighed.

"Wait, I'M a hero?" Lucky asked, sounding touched.

"Sure, in the sense that Michael De Santa is a hero," Veronica shrugged.

"WHAT? Recount! How am I a villain?" Izzy whined.

"You cause destruction on a massive scale," Julie told her, "that's definitely not HEROIC behavior."

"Well... I'll show you!" Izzy exclaimed, "I'll be the most heroic person you've ever seen!"

"Why do I get the feeling this is goig to be one running gag that does not end well?" Noah sighed.

"As for the new competitors, you were all randomly distributed based on spots that were still open," Julie explained.

Luna gulped when she looked over and saw a few of her less-than-friendly teammates glaring at her.

"Now, I don't want to call you 'Heroes' and 'Villains' all season, so once again, you're allowed to pick your own names," Julie told them, "so go ahead."

"Oh, I know!" Veronica exclaimed, "What about the Vault Hunters!"

"We pick the Enclave!" Mordecai called out.

"What? I never agreed to-" Heather began before Julie cut her off.

"Okay, the Vault Hunters and the Enclave," Julie announced, "it's settled! I hope you like your teams, because you're going to be stuck with them until the merge- assuming you make it that far."

Julie smiled, and gestured to the boat.

"Now- is everyone ready for the grand tour?"

~o.0.o~

"Oh my god," Cosy exclaimed, "this boat is HUGE!"

As they made their way through the boat, the contestants marveled at the size and span of the vessel. There were dozens upon dozens of rooms, and the hallways were well furnished with finely crafted wood furniture and expensive looking carpets.

"Milton blew a fortune on this ship," Julie explained, "and this isn't even the biggest he has."

"Why does he NEED a bigger boat?" Cody asked.

"Why does he have more than one?" Gwen added.

In response, Julie just shrugged and continue leading the contestants down. Eventually she led everyone down a stair case, and they found themselves in a hallway full of rooms.

"These are the contestants' quarters," Julie explained, "each of your rooms is furnished with all your living necessities- "

"We get out own rooms?!" Courtney gasped.

"Well, yes," Julie shrugged, "of course, if you'd like, I can arrange for all of you to be sleeping in the cargo-"

"NO!"

"Very well then," Julie nodded, "each of your rooms has your name on the door- your belongings have already been moved in for you. You'll have time to settle in after the tour."

Julie led the contestants down the hallway to a large set of double doors.

"And here," she said, "is the clubhouse."

Julie pushed the doors open, revealing a posh room complete with a bar, sound system, a huge flat screen TV, and a hot tub.

"Wow, we actually get to hang out in here?" Tyler asked.

"The winning team of each challenge will be permitted to use the clubhouse as they see fit until the next challenge," Julie explained.

"Wow, and you stocked the bar with real liquor, huh?" Duncan smiled.

"Hmm, that must have been left over from Milton's last cruise," Julie thought, "but since we have more than a few competitors above drinking age, I suppose I can let it slide- permitting you don't go over board."

"Overboard? Us?" Duncan asked, "I perish the thought."

"Okay, I have a few more things to show you on deck, and then we're done," Julie said, "so follow me."

~o.0.o~

Up on deck, Julie led the contestants to what seemed to be the dining area.

"Because of certain incidents last season, we're taking extra precautions to make sure you're well-fed," Julie announced, "and so, we hired someone on as head chef to oversee your culinary needs."

"Hey guys," DJ greeted, appearing from out of nowhere.

"DJ!" Duncan exclaimed, "You got hired as the new head chef?"

"Well, I wasn't coming back as a contestant, that's for sure," DJ laughed.

"Well, that's it for now," Julie said, "you're free to explore the ship for the next two hours- as long as you stay away from room 18."

"Room 18?" Veronica asked.

"I was given strict instructions to keep everyone away from it," Julie responded, "so stay away. Anyway, in two hours, I'll be summoning you for your first challenge- which reminds me! I have one last thing to show you!"

Julie ushered everyone to the other end of the boat, where they found thirteen chairs placed in front of a podium- and behind that was a wheel.

"This is where each elimination will take place," Julie explained, "you see that wheel over there? It's split up into three uneven portions- the first, labelled 'normal' takes up three fourths of the wheel, while the other two are labelled 'double' and 'safe'. During certain eliminations, I'll give the wheel a spin. If it lands on normal, it will be a regular elimination, and if it lands on double, then two people will be sent home. If it lands on safe, no one goes."

"Great," Heather scoffed, "just what this game needs. More complications."

"Well, that's it for now," Julie told everyone, "there are a few more details left to explain, but we can go over those later. For now, enjoy yourselves."

~o.0.o~

The contestants all went their separate ways, either getting moved into their rooms or socializing with friends. Justin, Noah, Alejandro and Bridgette were hanging out on the dining area, talking.

"So, I thought you two were done with the competition," Alejandro said, "what brought you back?"

"Well," Justin frowned, "the thing is... I haven't had a lot of work as an actor recently, so my agent thought coming back to the show when it was at it's most popular would really help get me back in the spotlight."

"That's a shame," Alejandro told him, "you were a, um, great actor."

"Right?" Justin nodded, "It's just the numbers game, there's too much competition!"

"Yeah, that's exactly why," Noah smirked, "well, the only reason I came back was to make sure HE didn't get into too much trouble."

"At any rate, I'm rather glad to see you both again," Alejandro smiled, "here's to us making it to the finals this season, eh?"

"Yeah. Hey, I'm going to go grab something to eat," Bridgette said, getting out of her chair.

Alejandro looked up at her.

"Mind if I come with you?"

"Sure," she nodded, "come on."

A frown formed on Justin's face as he watched the two walk off together.

"Jealous?" Noah asked.

"What?" Justin scoffed, "Don't be ridiculous. That stuff that happened with Bridgette was years ago, I'm totally over it."

"Just making sure," Noah shrugged, "I just thought it would be weird for you to see."

Justin continued to stare at he two before shaking his head.

"Nah, I'm fine."

~o.0.o~

Down below deck, Veronica, Lance, and Lucky were all hanging out in Johnny's room as the cowboy unpacked.

"Pretty nice rooms," Lance commented, "they even have their own TVs!"

"Right?" Veronica nodded, "This is sweet!"

"Yeah, that's great n' all, but why are you guys in here, again?" Johnny asked.

"Because you love us!" Veronica smiled, "I- um, hey Miri!"

Miri, who had been passing by the room, turned and wave.

"Hey, Veronica! Nice to see you again!"

"Uh, yeah! You too!" Veronica blushed as the redhead walked off.

"Uh oh," Lance smiled, "looks like someone has a crush."

"Shut up," Veronica told him, "look, I'm not even sure she's playing the same campaign."

"That's easy enough to figure out," Lance told her, "don't worry about it."

"Attention, everyone," Julie said over the sound system, "meet me on deck in thirty minutes- and be ready for your first challenge."

"Damn, already?" Lance muttered, "We better get ready. Come on."

~o.0.o~

All twenty six contestants had gathered before the half hour mark, and were greeted by Julie.

"Thanks for getting here so quickly," Julie told them, "we're about to begin your first challenge of the season, so get into your teams."

The contestants split up into their groups. Luna, who was a bit nervous to be on the villain's team, looked around nervously.
Noticing this, Duncan said, "Don't worry, not everyone on this team is all bad."

Luna smiled at him.

"Now, there are two kinds of challenges this season," Julie explained, "remix challenges, which are old challenges taken and revamped, and reality challenges, which are challenges based off of reality shows. Each episode, we'll be alternating between the two. Today's challenge is based off of the season one paintball challenge. Each of you will provided with a vest, goggles, and paintball gun. You will be given free roam of the boat, hunting each other down. If you get hit by a paintball, you're eliminated. The last team standing wins."

"That's the same as the first time- where's the twist?" Eva asked.

"The twist, honey, is that you're on a luxury yacht," Julie snapped, "be grateful I chose to give you an way challenge to start with, Milton wanted to have you guys fighting sharks by now. Grab your gear for the boxes behind me and let's get started."

The twenty six contestants grabbed their gear, and got ready.

"I'm giving you fifteen minutes to get ready," Julie told them, "so get spread out, and make a strategy. And don't you dare try to cheat- I'm not Chris. If you try to attack anyone before the challenge begins, you're out. If you get hit and don't leave, I'll eliminate a second member of your team. And if anyone for any reason tampers with the votes, you'll be instantly eliminated. Do you all understand?"

The contestants all nodded.

"Good- now, get going, and good luck!"

CONFESSIONAL: Margo

Now that I'm here, I'm starting to feel good about my odds! I used to watch the show at home, so I have a pretty good idea of what to expect- as long as I use my wits to stay ahead of everyone else, I think I have a good shot at winning!

CONFESSIONAL: Mark and Point

*Mark spoke to the camera as Point sat by his side, curiously examining everything around him.*

Point and I have always made a good team, so I'm not too worried about my stay here.

Winning shouldn't be- hey, knock that off!

*Mark glares at Point, who is gnawing on the paintball gun Mark was given. The fox looks up at him innocently, and Mark sighs*

CONFESSIONAL: Deborah

Okay, so may co-workers may have signed me up for this without telling me, but that doesn't mean I can't make the best of it. I mean, I haven't been paint balling in a while- or ever- because of work, but I'm sure I can figure it out.

*Deborah picks up the gun to examine it, causing it to go off- the camera cuts out a second later.*

CONFESSIONAL: Luna

U-um, I'm a little nervous about some of the people on my team, but a few of ten are really nice. Hopefully I can make some friends while I'm here, but I guess winning would be nice too.

CONFESSIONAL: Mordecai

Winning? Pfffft. Should be a cinch for me. I mean, I'm already famous, good looking, genius- I have this in the bag!

CONFESSIONAL: Finn

To be honest, winning isn't that big of a priority to me. I'm just here to make sure everyone else has a little... Fun. *Finn looks up at the camera, and smirks deviously*

END CONFESSIONALS

The Vault Hunters had gathered inside the clubhouse, where they were strategizing amongst themselves.

"So, listen guys, I was thinking we should appoint someone to be our leader," Courtney suggested, "that way things are a little more organized."

"Good idea," Justin nodded, "I guess I'd have no problem taking over-"

"Actually," Courtney frowned, "I was more thinking of Cody or Noah."

"...what."

"Look, I'm really no interested," Noah shrugged, "I'm just here to be witty and sarcastic."

"I... I guess I could do it," Cody sighed, "I'm still not sure if make a good leader, but if it's okay with everyone else-"

"You'll do fine, babe," Gwen smiled as the other contestants gave their approval- well, except for Justin.

"Hold on here," Justin said, "I've been to the finals the most, so it should be me, right?"

"Yeah, but Cody's smarter and nicer," Tyler said, "he's event outperformed ME a few times!"

"I wouldn't say any of that," Cody blushed, "Justin's a smart guy too, and a good friend. If you want to be the leader-"

"No no, it's fine," Justin huffed, "the people have spoken."

"So, Cody, what's first?" Margo asked.

"Well... I have a few ideas, but Veronica, what do you think? You did really good commanding that one simulation."

"Well, I'd split everyone into three groups," Veronica explained, "we set up base here, right? Now, we have four people wait in here, while a pair of people tries to lure members of the other team back here, where we ambush them."

"Which leaves seven people left," Cody nodded, "we could have four people spread out in the halls, hiding and waiting for enemies to show up, while the other group of three runs around doing as much damage as possible."

"Perfect!" Veronica smiled, "That should do the trick. Let's see those Enclave assholes do anything better."

"Where exactly did you guys learn how to come up with that sort of stuff?" Deborah asked.

"Videogames," the two responsed immediately.

"Okay, so we have a plan. Who's doing what?" Johnny asked.

"Okay, I'll wait here with Gwen, Miri and Noah. Mark and Courtney can be our bait, while Johnny, Lucky, Margo and Deborah form the second team. That leaves Veronica, Justin, and Tyler to form the third team."

"You got it, chief," Johnny nodded.

"Okay, get going, guys!" Cody announced, "Time to show the villains we mean business!"

~o.0.o~

The Enclave, however, was having a much less smooth time coordinating their plan. Izzy had already run off, and since the team was full of people with large egos, there was more than a fair amount of arguing.

"I'm telling you, we're already down an Izzy," Eva scoffed, "so we form two teams and swarm the halls, taking everyone by surprise."

"Don't be ridiculous- smaller groups are better, they're harder to keep track of," Heather countered, "don't forget I've won a season, I know what I'm talking about!"

"Oh, right, and where's your prize money, again?" Eva smirked.

"Why you-"

"Guys, can we please stop fighting?" Luna asked.

"Please don't. This is fun," Finn smiled.

"You're all being stupid. Everyone should go by themselves!" Vevo put in.

Sighing, Lance turned to Duncan, Bridgette and Alejandro.

"I feel like we're the only same people on this team," he told them.

"It's not so bad," Duncan shrugged, "things'll calm down if we get rid of Heather and Eva."

"I suppose banding together in unity is too much to ask?" Alejandro smiled.

"'Fraid so," Bridgette told him, "the four of us are going to have to work hard if we want a win here."

Katie, who had been standing in a corner recenty, gripped her gun and stepped forward.

"EVERYONE SHUT UP!"

Everyone turned and looked at her.

"Look, I have no intentions of going out early again," Katie told them, "if you guys feel the same, stop arguing like a bunch of whiney brats and get it together! If we don't want to lose-"

Katie was drowned out as everyone went back to arguing.

"Nice try," Lance shrugged.

"This isn't getting anywhere," Quinn scoffed, "I say the few of us that AREN'T whining go out and kick some ass."

"I'm on board with that," Mordecai smirked.

"Finally someone is making sense," Katie smiled.

"Then you two come with me," Quinn ordered, "Alejandro and the other three can go together too."

"What about everyone else?" Bridgette asked.

"Who cares?" Katie asked, "Let's move."

~o.0.o~

Justin, Veronica, and Tyler moved through the hallway, their eyes peeled.

"Just remember I'm in charge here, okay?" Justin said.

"How could I forget? You've mentioned it like eighty bazillion times!" Veronica snapped.

"Seriously man, you're acting weird. You okay?" Tyler asked.

"Fine!" Justin snapped, "Just-"

"YAHHHHHHHH!"

Izzy suddenly stormed down the hallway, firing rapidly. Although Tyler and Veronica managed to get into cover, Justin was hailed with a flurry of paintballs. Izzy turned to shoot at Tyler, but the jock fired first and eliminated her.

"Nice, you got her!" Veronica cheered.

"Awesome, I got Izzy!" Tyler smiled, "You know what? I have a good feeling about this season! Hey Justin, are you- whoops!"

Justin, furious at being first eliminated, was almost fuming.

"Ummm... You okay?" Tyler asked.

Justin's eye twitched.

"Fine. Must be an off day for me."

With that, he stormed off.

~o.0.o~

Quinn, Katie, and Mordecai stalked through the hallways, their guns held tightly.

"I don't understand it. We haven't seen anyone yet!" Mordecai commented.

"No shit, captain obvious," Quinn snapped, "now shut up!"

"Hey, do you hear-" Katie began.

"NOW!"

Out of nowhere, four doors swung open, with Johnny, Lucky, Deborah and Margo leaning out of cover and firing. Quinn and Katie wereeliminated almost instantly, but Mordecai managed to fire off a few shots and then run off.

"Hey, we got them!" Margo smiled.

"Nice work you guys," Johnny said, "but Deborah?"

"Uh, yeah?"

"Listen, you might want to ease up a little. You're thinking a little too hard about this- just aim and pull, it'll get easier."

"Okay," she nodded, "thanks. So what now?"

"I say we three of us hang back while one of us scouts ahead," Johnny suggested, glancing over at Lucky.

Lucky sighed.

"Always. It's always me. Fine, I'll be back."

While Lucky sped off, the other three hung back and chatted.

"You two seem like you have experience with the whole shooting thing," Deborah commented.

"Oh yeah. I've been hunting my whole life," Johnny explained, "runs in the family. As for Lucky, it turns out he lives one stare over, so one weekend he stayed with me. My sisters and I tried to teach him how to hunt."

"And how'd that go?"

"He freaked out after he shot and killed a rabbit, them refused to pick up a gun for the rest of the visit."

At that moment, Lucky returned, a smile on his face.

"Find something?" Margo asked.

"Oh, you guys are not going to believe this..."

~o.0.o~

Mark, Point, and Miri were waiting inside a spare bedroom, watching for any members of the enclave.

"Hey, Point, could you go out and check to see if anyone is coming?" Mark asked.

The fox looked at him and seemed to smile before before running out of the room.

"That's a pretty smart fox you have there," Miri observed.

"Yeah, Point's the best," Mark agreed, smiling fondly, "he's like family to me."

Point returned a few seconds later, giving a few distressed fox barks.

"Looks like there ARE people headed this way," Mark said, "good job, point! Now it's time to lead them back to the others."

Miri nodded, and the three stepped out into the hall, where Alejandro and his group were waiting.

"Hey, there are a few guys over there!" Bridgette exclaimed, "Quick!"

"Out of ammo!" Miri shouted, "Run!"

The two immediately turned and sprinted down the hall, the four Enclave memebers following behind, firing off shots at them. Just as they were nearing the base, Miri was shot and eliminated.

"Uh oh!" Mark groaned, ducking as a few shots whizzed by.

Mark began sprinting faster.

"Just a little further- there!"

Mark finally reached the clubhouse, and dove inside.

"Finally caught up to you," Alejandro smiled as his group approached Mark, "time to- crap."

The hidden Vault Hunters popped out of cover, and took aim, firing at the four. The Enclave fought back as best they could, managing to eliminate Courtney and Noah, but in the end they were wiped out.

"Nice work, guys!" Cody smiled, "We managed to take four out!"

"But they got two of us?" Gwen pointed out, "so what now?"

"I could try luring more here," Mark suggested, "but Point and I are a bit vulnerable by ourselves."

"No need- we know where they are."

Everyone turned, and saw Johnny and his group appear.

"I managed to follow that Mordecai guy back to his team," Lucky explained, "they're hiding near the kitchens. Not only did I take out Mordecai, but apparently they're having some sort of argument over there."

"Making them easier targets!" Cody smiled, "Alright guys, come on!"

~o.0.o~

Meanwhile, the members of the Enclave were still bickering.

"Whatever, I'm leaving," Heather exclaimed, "I didn't want to be partnered with you guys anyway, you're only going to hold me back!"

Heather walked off, only to be hear screaming a few seconds later.

"What was that?" Luna gasped.

The remaining four members of the Enclave soon found themselves surrounded.

"Great," Vevo groaned, "nice going, you guys!"

"Us?" Eva demanded, "All YOU did was-"

The Vault Hunters unloaded on the final four memebers of the Enclave, and a second later Hulie came over the PA.

"And it looks like the Vault Hunters win!" She announced, "Everyone meet me on deck for a quick talk before the elimination ceremony!"

~o.0.o~

Once everyone had gathered, Julie looked over the contestants.

"Now, normally the challenges won't take place on the ship, but today was a special occasion just to help you get acquainted. In three days, we'll be stopping off on land for our first reality show-based challenge- and it won't be easy. Vault Hunters, you're free to enjoy the clubhouse while the Enclave sends someone home."

"Figures I'd be stuck on the losing team," Vevo muttered to hinself, "looks like I'll have to carry everyone- again."

"Vevo, shut your ass up," Lance told him.

"Anyway, elimination is in one hour," Julie announced, "so decide who you're going to vote for."

~o.0.o~

An hour passed, and the Enclave was seated for the elimination ceremony.

"By now, I'd assume you know how this all works," Julie said, "if I call your name, that means you're safe, and you'll recieve a bag of chocolate coins to signify immunity. But before we begin, let's give the wheel a spin, shall we?"

The campers watched in anticipation as the wheel spun around and around before landing on double. The Enclave let out a collective groan while Julie smiled.

"A double elimination already, huh? Alright, let's get to it. First bags go to...

Alejandro.

Luna.

Lance.

Bridgette.

Duncan.

Mordecai.

Finn.

Quinn.

Katie, and Izzy.

Heather, Vevo, and Eva, two of you are leaving tonight, while one of you will be lucky enough to continue your journey. The last bag goes to...

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"Heather!"

"WHAT?" Eva shouted.

CONFESSIONAL: Heather

I wa able to convince the others that I could still be useful to them if given the chance- looks like they bought it after all.

END CONFESSIONAL

"So, wait, where are we supposed to-" Vevo began.

"Over here."

Julie walked over to the edge of the ship, and pointed to a life boat that was drifting nearby.

"No, there's no way I'm getting on that thing!" Eva shouted, "I can't go out first! I can't -"

Julie shoved the two overboard, and then turned back to everyone else.

"What?" Julie frowned, "She was asking for it! Well, there you have it, the season priemere of Camp TV! Tune in to see what happens next time- until then then, I'm your hostess, Julie Frey. See you all next time!

~ ALL STAR STATISTICS ~

Players left in the game:

Vault Hunters: Cody, Noah, Justin, Tyler, Lucky, Johnny, Mark, Gwen, Courtney, Veronica, Miri, Deborah, Margo

Enclave: Alejandro, Duncan, Lance, Finn, Mordecai, Heather, Katie, Bridgette, Izzy, Quinn, Luna

Eliminated: Vevo, Eva

Trivia: Cody, Gwen, Tyler, Bridgette and Duncan are the only characters to compete in every season. Tyler is the only one of these contestants to never make it to the final four, and Gwen is the only one to win a season.

This is the first time since the original Camp TV for a male contestant to go home first.

This is the first time for a season premiere to not be a two parter.

This is the first season not to be hosted by Chris.

(A/N: Well, I'd say this was a bit overdue, but I hope you enjoyed anyway. This is definitely my last season with the story, so I'm determined to make it the best. I've got a lot planne for later on- I'm stoked about the primary antagonist, as well as the return of an old one. Not to mention the full-on Gravity Falls cross over I have planned. I'll update this as soon as possible- peace!)