MAIN EVENT by: a.k. Sparverine
Joey Kenas knew that tonight was the night
He had to face his brother
Bobby
In a Career-Ending Match
Both were undefeated
Both were legends
But tonight they had to fight each other
For a championship only one of them could win
There would be no second
One had to leave what they loved for good
The comissioner decided to create this match
So that one brother would be defeated
Something that had never happened to either of them
Before
Together the Kenas Brothers
Dominated
The Sports Entertainment World
Thirteen years running
20-Time Tag-Team Champions
Titles they would have no matter what the outcome
Of this match
Backstage
Joey hugged his brother and Bobby did likewise
Tears streaming down their face
For in their hearts they knew
Only one could survive
Only one would live on
They decided to make it a draw
Therefore
Neither would leave
And their dream could stay alive
The comissioner went to ringside
In his best suit
Then said to the fans
"Tonight is a Career Ending Match! Interfederational Rules!"
Bobby and Joey now knew that they wouldn't be in just one match
But seven
A best-of-seven series to determine the fate of sports-entertainment
But who would win
All the matches were decided but the brothers didn't know
What matches were they supposed to fight in
Joey's music blared first and he went out to the ring
The fans were on their feet
Cheering and applauding
Unaware of whether he or his brother would have to go
Joey played to the crowd a little
And then
Bobby's music hit
Joey clapped when he heard it
But Bobby didn't come out
The comissioner then went on the big screen
And told Joey
"Find your brother. He's in the Parking Lot!"
The comissioner laughed
Joey's adrenaline began to flow
He knew what the first match was
Street Fight
Joey ran out of the ring
And straight to the parking lot
No one was in his way
No one wanted to see anyone change
Any variable
In this great equation
Bobby was waiting and a referee was present
The referee started the match
Then some crazed maniac sped past the Brothers
A familiar laugh rang out
The comissioner
"I pay you to fight. Now fight!"
Those were the last words they heard before they officially
Started
Joey went for a Scissors Kick
But Bobby hit Joey with a Samoan Drop
Joey was breathing heavily
Bobby decided that to not injure his brother he would lie down
Joey then laid his arm over his brother
The referee counted
"1...2...3!"
Joey was ahead by one fall
The comissioner then went on the screen again
The fans booed
"I am feeling hungry for some wood. Boys, why don't you go back to ringside. There are some nice tables you guys can play with."
The second match was with tables
Surrounding the ring like armed guards
First to be sent through a table
Would lose the battle
Joey punched
And Bobby kicked
Joey went for an aerial manuever and connected
Knocking out Bobby
Joey remembered what his brother did for him
Joey bounced off the ropes and went back first into a table
Bobby won Match number two
The comissioner was getting angrier
"This isn't how it was supposed to go. I need a match where only sheer brutality will reign supreme. I got it. A Cage Match."
Four teams of ten went down the aisle
Carrying 15 foot high walls of steel
The ominous structure is complete
With Bobby trapped inside
The comissioner calls security
"Joey Kenas is to be barred from ringside for the next match."
Security rushes in and grabs Joey
Then four hooded figures go into the cage
Bobby is getting beaten severly
He is bleeding from the mouth
Is this a Handicap Match or a Cage Match
More men enter the cage
EMTs try to enter
But can't
Bobby Kena barely survives
His adrenaline is flowing
Like a hundred bulls
Bobby defeats every adversary
And then rips the cage from its hinges
Bobby is 2 and 1
The commissioner then said,
"Joey, go back to the ring. The next match shall be one which will leave one man lying. The fourth contest will be Last Man Standing!"
Bobby knew what he had to do
He had to make sure that his brother won the match
So he told his brother that he would climb up a great distance
Then leap down to the floor
Joey understood his brother
And said he'd hit him once with a chair
So it didn't look like it was too planned out
Both brothers fought
As brothers do
And then the climax of the series came to a head
80 Feet Above the Floor
Joey ran and hit his comrade
With a flying chair shot
Like a gunshot to the head
Bobby began to fall
Joey leaped as well
Both bodies were crashing down
The real answer now is
Who would win
Joey went on the scaffolding
Not a moment too soon
He was 10 feet from the ground
Still weary still
Bobby was knocked out
And the referee waited for awhile
The referee couldn't do this
They knew this couldn't happen
But they counted anyways
One Two Three Four
Five Six Seven Eight
Nine Ten
The score was tied yet again
The comissioner decided to heck with
Making this a series of seven
But decided to make it five
The last match would be a chilling one
A Casket Match
"One of these athletes careers shall die and they will die tonight."
The commissioner said with much disdain
Joey had had enough of the commissioner
He was willing to give up his career
For his brother
He knew Bobby would've done the same
The commissioner demanded that this match go through
Joey said it wouldn't
He picked up his brother
And carried him off to seek medical attention
Joey and Bobby were never seen again
In the Sport of Kings
But both are still undefeated
And that is something
The commissioner could not take away
Joey Kenas knew that tonight was the night
He had to face his brother
Bobby
In a Career-Ending Match
Both were undefeated
Both were legends
But tonight they had to fight each other
For a championship only one of them could win
There would be no second
One had to leave what they loved for good
The comissioner decided to create this match
So that one brother would be defeated
Something that had never happened to either of them
Before
Together the Kenas Brothers
Dominated
The Sports Entertainment World
Thirteen years running
20-Time Tag-Team Champions
Titles they would have no matter what the outcome
Of this match
Backstage
Joey hugged his brother and Bobby did likewise
Tears streaming down their face
For in their hearts they knew
Only one could survive
Only one would live on
They decided to make it a draw
Therefore
Neither would leave
And their dream could stay alive
The comissioner went to ringside
In his best suit
Then said to the fans
"Tonight is a Career Ending Match! Interfederational Rules!"
Bobby and Joey now knew that they wouldn't be in just one match
But seven
A best-of-seven series to determine the fate of sports-entertainment
But who would win
All the matches were decided but the brothers didn't know
What matches were they supposed to fight in
Joey's music blared first and he went out to the ring
The fans were on their feet
Cheering and applauding
Unaware of whether he or his brother would have to go
Joey played to the crowd a little
And then
Bobby's music hit
Joey clapped when he heard it
But Bobby didn't come out
The comissioner then went on the big screen
And told Joey
"Find your brother. He's in the Parking Lot!"
The comissioner laughed
Joey's adrenaline began to flow
He knew what the first match was
Street Fight
Joey ran out of the ring
And straight to the parking lot
No one was in his way
No one wanted to see anyone change
Any variable
In this great equation
Bobby was waiting and a referee was present
The referee started the match
Then some crazed maniac sped past the Brothers
A familiar laugh rang out
The comissioner
"I pay you to fight. Now fight!"
Those were the last words they heard before they officially
Started
Joey went for a Scissors Kick
But Bobby hit Joey with a Samoan Drop
Joey was breathing heavily
Bobby decided that to not injure his brother he would lie down
Joey then laid his arm over his brother
The referee counted
"1...2...3!"
Joey was ahead by one fall
The comissioner then went on the screen again
The fans booed
"I am feeling hungry for some wood. Boys, why don't you go back to ringside. There are some nice tables you guys can play with."
The second match was with tables
Surrounding the ring like armed guards
First to be sent through a table
Would lose the battle
Joey punched
And Bobby kicked
Joey went for an aerial manuever and connected
Knocking out Bobby
Joey remembered what his brother did for him
Joey bounced off the ropes and went back first into a table
Bobby won Match number two
The comissioner was getting angrier
"This isn't how it was supposed to go. I need a match where only sheer brutality will reign supreme. I got it. A Cage Match."
Four teams of ten went down the aisle
Carrying 15 foot high walls of steel
The ominous structure is complete
With Bobby trapped inside
The comissioner calls security
"Joey Kenas is to be barred from ringside for the next match."
Security rushes in and grabs Joey
Then four hooded figures go into the cage
Bobby is getting beaten severly
He is bleeding from the mouth
Is this a Handicap Match or a Cage Match
More men enter the cage
EMTs try to enter
But can't
Bobby Kena barely survives
His adrenaline is flowing
Like a hundred bulls
Bobby defeats every adversary
And then rips the cage from its hinges
Bobby is 2 and 1
The commissioner then said,
"Joey, go back to the ring. The next match shall be one which will leave one man lying. The fourth contest will be Last Man Standing!"
Bobby knew what he had to do
He had to make sure that his brother won the match
So he told his brother that he would climb up a great distance
Then leap down to the floor
Joey understood his brother
And said he'd hit him once with a chair
So it didn't look like it was too planned out
Both brothers fought
As brothers do
And then the climax of the series came to a head
80 Feet Above the Floor
Joey ran and hit his comrade
With a flying chair shot
Like a gunshot to the head
Bobby began to fall
Joey leaped as well
Both bodies were crashing down
The real answer now is
Who would win
Joey went on the scaffolding
Not a moment too soon
He was 10 feet from the ground
Still weary still
Bobby was knocked out
And the referee waited for awhile
The referee couldn't do this
They knew this couldn't happen
But they counted anyways
One Two Three Four
Five Six Seven Eight
Nine Ten
The score was tied yet again
The comissioner decided to heck with
Making this a series of seven
But decided to make it five
The last match would be a chilling one
A Casket Match
"One of these athletes careers shall die and they will die tonight."
The commissioner said with much disdain
Joey had had enough of the commissioner
He was willing to give up his career
For his brother
He knew Bobby would've done the same
The commissioner demanded that this match go through
Joey said it wouldn't
He picked up his brother
And carried him off to seek medical attention
Joey and Bobby were never seen again
In the Sport of Kings
But both are still undefeated
And that is something
The commissioner could not take away