Welcome to the party once again. Somehow, we got deleted, but that won't stop us. We're here again, Burning R and Burning N, to cause mischief, mayhem, and play with fire…so kick back and crank up the techno!
The Big Bash
Chapter 1: Let the Party Begin
"Aahhh…I'm so bored!" said N as he beat Ultimecia for the 20th time that day. "Let's do something fun."
"Well, why don't we throw a party?" said R as he walked in with a bat in his hand.
"Why do you have a bat?" said N casually with a puzzled look.
"I got bored, so I started smashing mailboxes," R replied equally casually.
"A party, eh? Who should we invite?" said N as he saved his game and switched off the Playstation.
"Whoever we want. We're the writers after all," said R as he threw a grenade out the window and blew up a horde of squirrels sitting out in the driveway.
"I thought we agreed that you would stop killing squirrels for a while. The neighbors are complaining. You were supposed to be playing the Cube," as he stared out at the hole in the driveway.
"I was," said R, "but then I realized that the lineup sucks. Also, Twilight Princess got delayed again. It's set to come out in Fall 2014." Ryan turned on the TV, but turned it off when he saw that X-Play wasn't on. "Stupid Fastlane."
"Wouldn't it be better if we could actually hang out with our favorite game characters?" said N as he began to imagine all the fun he could have.
"Yeah, I thought of that, but where would we keep them?"
"Let's just get a bigger house, say, that rich jerk's place?"
"Sure," R smirked. "Sure," R replied, chucking another grenade out the window. "We own the world anyway. They just don't know it."
"Alright, let's get a few people over here, then storm the house."
So R hacked into the global system videogame creators use to control gamer's minds (R had built an immunity). He used it to send an invitation: Only the best characters allowed. N quickly requested the tem from FF8 and Soma Cruz & Co. while R asked for Jade (Beyond Good and Evil) and Samus. "I'll pick up some supplies and we'll be ready by tonight," said N as he began to sharpen his swords and load ninja stars and kunais into a pouch.
(Two hours later…)
Ding-dong! "Alright! They're here!" shouted N as he rushed to the door.
"Hey, I'm Squall Leonhart. I'm the leader of the Balamb Gar – "
"Welcome Squall. I know who you are. Everyone come in," said N as he showed everyone inside. "Listen Squall, we have a plan but we need some help to make it work…"said N quietly.
"What plan? We got some weird email so we came to this address," said Squall, slightly confused.
"That was sent by us, I'll explain in more detail when the others come." Ding-dong! "There they are now," said R, bolting toward the door.
"Hi! Am I in the right place?" said a rather surprised woman in a large robotic suit.
"Yes you are, Samus," said Ryan. "Come in. Oh, and Jade too! This is great." The ladies entered, followed almost immediately by Soma.
"Yep, this is the right place," said Soma, eying the girls.
"Back off, Soma. Oh, but you can come in," said R.
"Ok, everyone," N began. "Here's the plan. We're going to capture a house and transfer over a trillion dollars worth of assets over to us so that we can throw a gigantic bash."
"What do you need us for?" said Samus taking off her helmet and checking her missile supply.
"This is how it's going down…" said R as he unrolled a building schematic…
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