"Here ye traveller, and I shall tell ye of the Bagel of Fury!
Long ago, deep within the Dark Bakery of Mordor, the Dark Baker forged a bagel so mighty, so powerful, not the strongest warrior with the greatest weapon of Middle Earth could defeat the wearer. This was the one bagel, the one bagel to rule them all, the one bagel to find them, the one bagel to bring them and in the darkness bind them.
The Dark Baker lost this bagel long ago, and now he yerns for it once more, for it is mightily tastey my friend. It is said that the Bagel of Fury lies deep in the very bowels of hell...many a baker has sought the Bagel of Fury, but very few have returned. It is said that the Bagel of Fury is guarded, by the most hideous of beings. Once a pastry chef, the Dark Baker twisted and deformed his body, creating a monster of unknown horror.
I warn ye traveller, tis a dangerous path to take, but if ye ever come across such an item, bring it back to me and I shall forge ye the MIGHTIEST of weapons!"
Long ago, deep within the Dark Bakery of Mordor, the Dark Baker forged a bagel so mighty, so powerful, not the strongest warrior with the greatest weapon of Middle Earth could defeat the wearer. This was the one bagel, the one bagel to rule them all, the one bagel to find them, the one bagel to bring them and in the darkness bind them.
The Dark Baker lost this bagel long ago, and now he yerns for it once more, for it is mightily tastey my friend. It is said that the Bagel of Fury lies deep in the very bowels of hell...many a baker has sought the Bagel of Fury, but very few have returned. It is said that the Bagel of Fury is guarded, by the most hideous of beings. Once a pastry chef, the Dark Baker twisted and deformed his body, creating a monster of unknown horror.
I warn ye traveller, tis a dangerous path to take, but if ye ever come across such an item, bring it back to me and I shall forge ye the MIGHTIEST of weapons!"