Me: im a poet... i forgot to mention that before, so im saying it now... o and i do not by ne chance own zelda... the closest ill get is buying evry ounce of merchandise, and ive got but a picture and the games... :P and link wouldnt be wearing a tunic, if u catch my drift...
Link: ur sick!
Me: no, saying that u would be walking around with only the bunny hood... now THATS sick... u would at least wear some pants... not tights! neways! on with the show!
Seven Of Them Sages!
I awake from my years of sleep,
To find the Sage of Light...
"You are the Hero of Time" he says-
"To end the vicious fright".
Everything looks weird,
Re Deads in Hyrule Square,
Death Mountain looks real scary,
This just isn't fair!
I'm told to get some coins,
And free the other sages,
A dear friend in the forest,
A story told for ages!
I defeat Ganon's Phantom
And free dear Saria
On to Death Mountain now-
To see Darunia! (A/N: haha Rynada!)
Volvagia eats the Gorons
What happened to the Zoras?
Being caged and served to
The water fiend named Morpha?
Ruto and Darunia, free,
To leave now Spirit and Shadow,
The witches freeze and burn to death,
The other plays a bongo!
Where the hell is Zelda
To help me on this quest?
To see that Sheik was her-
Frankly, I'm not impressed!
And what is up with the harp
To teach me that minuet?
Just so the person playing
Can play it on their clarinet? (A/N: LMAO! im sorry! i just had to! XD!)
Ganon takes the little freak
Into his "creepy" castle...
The fairies are a lot worse,
But these stairs are such a hassle!
Ganon decides to show,
His ultimate true form...
The fire makes the arena
Just a tad too warm.
Smash him in the tail
With my heavy hammer.
I return the Ocarina--
Boy! What a scammer!
Everything is good now,
I am young once more.
Start the process over
Because my butt is sore! (A/N: random thing!)
Me: sooo... how was it? review if u wish... u dont have to (but i wanna stay on my review high, so do it!)
Link: ;in fake British voice; that was absolutely pathetic! in fact, U r absolutely pathetic!
Me: dont make me gag u! or worse! hit u up-side ur face with a fridge!
Link: with wut?
Me: thats right! a fridge! so review if u dont wanna get hit off the head with a fridge... :D!