Dear idiots who are a little too obsessed in naruto, this may be a little too insulting for you. I have a oc in this story, this may be wierd but it may be a little funny.his name is Ratface! I couldn't find the name for kunfu rat in Japanese so... thus became the name Ratface!!!XD

Naruto Spoof:

One day Naruto and Sasuke were running very fast in the forest...

Naruto says ,"Were are we going again?"

Sasuke," Just take a left at the next road!!!"

Naruto," But the instructions say to take a left at the next stopsign!"

Sasuke," Just shutup! God! I hate ninja travel..."

Naruto,"Man! We're never gonna find the ultimate ninja!!!"

Suddenly a nearby bush started to rustle.

Sasuke,"WHAT THE FREAK WAS THAT?!"

Naruto," ok, were screwed..."

Just then a tiny squirrel popped out of the bush.

Naruto,"awwww,what a cute little-"

"CUTE?! WHO THE HECK YOU CALLIN' CUTE BUG EYES?!"

Naruto," Holy crap! the squirl is p diddy!"

squirl ( yes its spelled wrong): who u callin p diddy? die!!!!!!!!"

squirrel," I am the ultimate ninja! RATFACE!!!!"

Sasuke" What the freak?! Your a frikin' squirrel! How does the even make the tiniest bit of scence?!"

(Random fat guy enters scene...)

Fat guy, " Well acctually, they do come from the same family..."

Naruto," Shutup! We know that dip wad!!!"

Naruto thows kunai at fat guy

Fat guy screams like a girl and runs away while bleeding profusely

Sasuke"ok. Now, back to Ratsquirell."

Ratface" It's RATFACE gaywad!!!!"

Ratface kicks Sasuke in the face

Sasuke flies back and crashes into a tree

Naruto tries pathetically to throw a few punches toward ratface but fails

Naruto," Holy crap! I'll have to use my latest jutsu!"

Sasuke," Your latest jutsu?!"

Naruto," Yes,RETARD JUTSU!!!!"

Naruto turns into Paris Hilton...

Ratface" ahhhh! It's Paris Hilton! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ratface runs away screaming like the girl he is

Naruto turns back into himself

Naruto," Wow, how pathetic..."

suddenly, Orochimaru walks up to Naruto dressed like a girl

Naruto and Sasuke," What the fu-"

THE END

Hanyoulover4ever co-wrote this story with me. -)