I actually kind of like this. It's crap poetry, of course, but that's not really the point. The point is- I don't know what the point is. But I thought, "If Remus were to attempt to unironically write Sirius a love poem, could he do it?" and I guess based on this the answer is no.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter-thank god, since I seem to do things like this with it.
This Is A Poem From The Voices In My Head
You can't ignore me (any longer)
(Why?) because (I stole your eyeliner)
(REMUS, YOU BASTARD) Hey, Sirius, since when
Were you invited to be
One of the voices in my head
(I didn't know I needed an invitation)
(Neither did I, I just showed up
One day and never left) (we know) (but you don't)
You can't ignore me because (I love you)
That's a lie (it's not) my voices (remus loves you) are lying (we promise we aren't lying)
It's all their fault that I have to keep watching you always(that was me)
And that your skin on mine is like an electric shock (my fault)
And that those goddamn leather trousers you wear make me want to jump you
(That one's all you, Remmy darling) Don't call me that!
And this will be all their fault too
I'm blame them when even if you did want me once (if?)
You don't now because after all this is a poem meant to highlight my schizophrenia
(Ooh, big words, Remmy) Only he can call me that! Um, you.
Only you. (It's only ever been you.) Shut up!
No, not you.
Him.
(Who?)
(Where are we in the poem? Did you confess your love yet?) Yes, I did.
I want blood.
No, wolf.
Fine. Chocolate.
Anyway, I love you.