OKAY, THEN! Well, I have some things to say. Firstly, Raven Knight, Len Benzene, Kimoko James and Alice White are my own OC's, but there IS another person from an anime called Raven Knight. Kimoko James and Alice White are from… somewhere, so DON'T GET IT MIXED UP! All fan pairings are fan-made (you don't say?)

Extra note: I had to delete this before 'cause it violated the Guidelines or FanFiction. Trust me, this DOES have a plot, especially in Chapter 2.

I DON'T OWN BLACK BUTLER. OR ANYTHING ELSE APART FROM MY OC'S.

Black Butler: Chatrooms

Raven giggled as she began typing, Alice sitting right next to her, not saying a word.

Raven Knight, Kimoko James and Alice White entered the room!

Raven Knight: So… Kimoko-chan, have you been doing anything lately? Like with Sebby?

Kimoko James:Not really, no. What about you, Alice? AND STOP CALLING SEBASTIAN SEBBY, RAVEN!

Raven Knight: NEVER!

Alice White: Nah, not much. Say, Raven, been doing anything with Ciel lately? (wink)

Raven Knight:NO, Alice. Stop getting your hopes up. He's busy doing work.

Kimoko James: You need to REALLY keep your fangirl side hidden. There's a reason why Ciel hides from you whenever he sees you.

Alice White: BUT HE'S SO KAWAII! I just wanna pinch his cheeks (T_T)

Raven sighed. She turned to Alice.

"Stop your fangirling…" She ordered, but Alice just stuck her tongue out at her.

Alice White: Also, have any of you seen Grell anywhere?

Raven Knight: Grell? Oh my GOD, that guy has some SERIOUS issues. It's a good thing Will took his death scythe off of him, 'cause he tried to reap me last week…

Kimoko James: Grell isn't that bad.

Raven Knight: Oh trust me, he is. I'll even ask your boyfriend about it. (Shouts out) OH SEBBY! WHERE ARE YOU, WE NEED YOU HERE!

Sebastian came out of the kitchen (in which he was dealing with Bard setting the meat on fire again) putting his hands over his ears. He gingerly made his way over to Len Benzene, who was editing one of his YouTube videos.

Sebastian Michealis entered the room!

Sebastian Michealis:Really, girls, what is with all the noise? And Raven, slow down your voice, you nearly made my ear drums explode.

Kimoko James: Ignore them, dear, they're just... mentally ill.

Raven Knight: I will give you the ultimate *****slap in a second. Trust me, Sebby knows how much it hurts.

Sebastian Michealis: OI, STOP CALLING ME SEBBY! … And that *****slap hurt a lot… My face had a mark on it for a week.

Kimoko James: OH, YOU DID NOT JUST TRY AND INSULT MY MAN!

Alice White: And I'll reap your soul, Raven Knight.

Next to Alice, Raven shuddered as she saw Alice giving her a death glare.

Kimoko James:The Undertakerwill approve of that.

Kimoko laughed out loud and called out for the Undertaker, holding a bucket of dog treats. Immediately, he rushed downstairs and grabbed the bucket, yelling "GIMME!"

The Undertaker entered the room!
The Undertaker: Ha ha, I sense the smell of doomed souls… Alice, darling, you're not doing your duty, are you? (laughs)

Raven Knight: This is a chatroom, idiot. You can't smell anything.

Alice White: Oh, how I love being a shinigami.

The Undertaker: And how I LOVE being your Mad Hatter. (laughs)

Finny, Mey-Rin and Bard entered the room!

Bard: 'Sup?

Raven Knight: Oh, just in time. Do any of you three know where Ciel is? ... Oh wait, never mind… I have a plan.

Mey-Rin: Oh dear… The last time she said that, Ciel was nearly killed…!

Finny: And I nearly fell to my death. THERE WAS TOO MUCH LIGHT!

Raven Knight: (Shouts out) OH CIEL PHANTOMHIVE, DARLING! WHERE ART THOU?

At this point, Ciel was in his study, merrily humming 'God Save the Queen' when his eardrums spontaneously combusted at the sound of Raven's voice. Grumbling to himself, he pulled out his laptop and joined the room.

Sebastian Michealis: Raven… And Shakespeare? Really?

Raven Knight: (=w=)

Ciel Phantomhive entered the room!

Ciel Phantomhive: Raven, I love you and all, but could you PLEASE quieten down? You nearly broke my ear drums.

Sebastian Michealis: You don't say?

Kimoko James: Hello, young-master! We were just planning Raven's death!

Raven Knight: Wait…WHAT?

Ciel Phantomhive: WOAH, slow down! There is NO WAY I'm letting my new GIRLFRIEND get killed in less than a month!

Kimoko James: Aw…

Alice White: Hmm… I've just had a thought. I'm not bided by a contract, so I can just reap Raven… (laughs uncontrollably) Oh, how should I play this out?

Raven Knight: ALICE, YOU LAY A FINGER ON ME AND YOU WILL EARN YOURSELF A ONE-WAY TRIP TO HELL!

The two girls had a staring-to-the-death contest, and Alice poked Raven in the chest.

"OW!" She yelled, and they began fighting. It was only until Miku Hatsune saw them two fighting that they stopped.

The Undertaker: And I'll burn you. (laughs maniacally)

Ciel Phantomhive: And I'll get Len Benzene to put you to sleep forever. His timewatch is very useful that way.

Meanwhile, Len was uploading his YouTube video when Sebastian nudged him to look at the screen. He laughed and joined happily (things are about to get messy…)

Len Benzene entered the room!

Len Benzene: Somebody say my name?

Alice White: OH, FIDDLESTICKS.

Raven Knight: … You did not just say that.

For a second, Alice looked at Raven. The Shinigami then ran faster than Usain Bolt out of the room.

Alice White and The Undertaker left the room!

Len Benzene: … Was it something I said…?

Ciel Phantomhive: I wouldn't worry about it.

Len Benzene: Okay, I read what you guys posted… And I do not approve. *glares at Sebastian Michealis and Kimoko James*.

Finny, Mey-Rin and Bard left the room!

Kimoko James: OH, we are so screwed.

Sebastian Michealis: Len, you can't reap souls!

Len Benzene: I don't REAP souls, I merely take them away to the afterlife in a painless way. There's a DIFFERENCE.

Here, Len slapped Sebastian so hard he fell to the ground.

Raven Knight: … Are you SURE you're not a Shinigami?

Len Benzene: Pretty sure.

Grell Sutcliffe enters the room!

Sebastian Michealis: Oh, no…

Len snickered, for it was HIM who had invited Grell to join.

"Payback time…" He whispered excitedly.

Raven Knight: Ha.

Grell Sutcliffe: OH, BASSY, DARLING! THE BOY CIEL SAID I COULD HAVE YOU FOR A DAY! KISSY-KISSY (mwah, mwah!)! Oh, it'll be just like the stories! A magnificent prince comes to save me, and I get to be his lawfully wedded wife! :D

Sebastian Michealis: OH HELL NO! I'D RATHER GET TORTURED AGAIN! …Wait… Young-Master, what is he talking about?

Ciel Phantomhive: Ah… back in that tower with the dolls, I asked Grell to protect me, and in exchange, I would give him one day with you alone, doing as he pleases. He did say he wanted to do tongue.

Ciel was laughing his head off until Kimoko gave him a tickle attack. From downstairs, Raven heard Kimoko yelling "TICKLE, TICKLE!"

Sebastian Michealis: …Young-Master, you're dead to me.

Raven Knight: Now, this is what I call: Sweet, Sweet Early Revenge!

Kimoko James: I hate you.

Raven Knight: Love you too, bestie.

Raven Knight left the room!

Ciel Phantomhive: Well, I'm off.

Ciel Phantomhive, Sebastian Michealis, Grell Sutcliffe, Len Benzene, and Kimoko James have left the room!