Crazy Pirates

Disclaimer: I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean, Avatar the last Airbender, or Puff the Magic Dragon, please don't sue me.

AN: Please review.

Will stared at the empty cabin, he'd checked the rum casing, the storage area, he'd even checked the brig to see if Jack had gotten himself locked in again. But no matter were he looked the crazed Captain wasn't there.

"Somethin wrong, Will?" Gibbs walked over to Will who was still staring at the empty cabin.

"Have you seen Jack?"

"Aye, he went ashore." Gibbs nodded towards the dock that the Black Pearl was currently occupying at Tourtouga's port.

"I'm never going to find him am I?"

"Best ye be waintin here, fer ol'Jack. E'll be back, ner've t seen 'im long away from the Pearl."

"True enough." Will sat down on the stairs to wait as Gibbs wandered off.

In another part of town

Jack strolled down the street with a whore on either side. "Well, there were these two sea turtles…"

"What are you doing?" Anoddly dressed boy stopped right in Jack's path.

"Zuko, how many times must I tell you. The joy of shopping is finding what you didn't know you needed." Iro walked out of the shop.

Jack leaned over to Zuko, "Listen to your father boy, he knows his shopping."

"He's not my father." Zuko replied sourly.

"Hello, I'm Iro." Uncle Iro held our his hand to Jack.

"Captain Jack Sparrow." Jack's eyes ran over Iro. "From the East, Singapore?"

"West, Fire Nation."

The two men stared at each other for a moment.

"Jack?" one of the whores pulled on Jacks arm. "I'm bored."

"Sorry, luv. But now's not an opportune time." Jack walked over and put an arm over Iro's shoulder. "I seam to find myself in the finding of a person found to share my ideas of finding found things, savvy?"

the two women looked at each other before slapping Jack and walking off.

"You let them hit you?" Zuko sneered. "You are as bad as Uncle."

"Ah, but I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy?" Jack smiled.

"No."

"You haven't heard of me?" Jack looked from Iro to Zuko. "Then I must tell you, and introduce you to my dearest friend, rum."

Later, at the Pearls Birth

Will looked down the dock to see Jack coming towards them arm-in-arm with an older man he didn't recognize. "Gibbs." The former black smith yelled for the older pirate. "Do you know him?"

Gibbs squinted at the men. "Naw, what are they singing?"

Will glared at the two men. "I'm going to kill him!"

Gibbs winced. "It could be innocent."

Jack and Iro began up the gang plank. "Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea…"

Will steeped in front of the men, cutting of their song. "Who is this?"

Jack leaded back at Will's death glare. "Will, Uncle Iro; Uncle Iro, will." Jack slipped to the side to get behind Will and lean in over his shoulder. " I met him earlier, we've been trading stories. E's brother to the father of him." Jack pouted at the fuming Zuko.

"It's good to meet you. We should make tea." Uncle Iro magically produced a tea kettle form his sleeve. "Black ok?"

"Jack." Will turned and started after his wayward captain. "Why is he here?"

"Because… I'm Captain and I say so." Will just continued to glare at Jack who suddenly threw his hands up. "Song Night!"

"What? Jack." Will turned to follow Jack back towards Iro but changed his mind. "This can't end well." Gibbs shook his head in agreement. "I'm going to bed."

"Gibbs," Jack ran over . "Come on, you've gotta sing."

"Yer fuck buddie's mad at you."

"Well of course he is," Jack nodded towards his cabin. "That one's always mad at me."

"Really mad."

"Really mad?"

"Really mad."

"Ummmm. What were we talking about?"

"Will."

"Ah yes, William…Handsome, handy, candy, candid, Willfred, William. Got it. Go get it."

"Get what?"

"Rum." Jack ran back towards the party. "Lots of rum."

Gibbs stared after his captain. "That made sense….I've got to get a new job."