Author's Note: Hello everyone willing to read! It's been ages since I've seen the original series and my memory of all the story's details maybe a little off but once the new seasons end, I'll go back and add and edit whatever I come up with that fits so for now enjoy this awesome story!


You ever just stop and take a harder look at the city, the people who you've grown up with your entire life and suddenly think,

'God, there has to be fucking something I'm missing here?'

I may have, once or twice but I never realized I was the one who actually needed something else. I always thought I would live a normal life; graduate school, get a job I would hopefully enjoy and marry a super hottie and have tons of kids and die from old age.

I always thought the world was a boring, shitty-ass place but I held no actual anger towards it. Just myself and that's the truth. I have my family who loves me, a nice home, a town filled with hilarious weirdos, my video games and anime, even...friends. My reputation sort of fits how you would judge my book cover but enough about that.

In the words of that old American TV show, "SO this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down." ...Yeah that's sort of the only way to describe it.

Now let's start this crazy ride filled with forehead monsters from other worlds, the possible apocalypse due to alien wars, growing up crap, a woman who owns the sickest blue Cadillac and 'accidentally' tried to kill me, and another one with pink hair who owns a vespa scooter that would teach us kids about how to live life in the most bat-shit way possible.