EdxRiza
Her dream was coming true. Today was Riza's day. Riza Hawkeye was to be married. As she took the long walk down the isle in the most gorgeous gown, Riza passed by people she knew. Tons of friends from way back in her past. Even her co-workers joined the festivities. In the first row her mother sat crying tears of joy.

Kain Fuery, the little brother of the office, was leaning at a weird angle. Riza's fat Aunt Jilda held onto his arm with pudgy short fingers. Master Sergeant Fuery was looking incredibly uncomfortable. Denny and Maria Brosh stood to the right of them. They were holding hands, lost in their own world.

Jean Havoc had been talking rather animatedly with Jilda's large breasted twin daughters most of the day. Both now sat on opposite sides of the Second Lieutenant smiling rather smugly. Heymans Breda and Watteau Farman stood at the sides of the twins looking glancing enviously at Jean every once in a while.

Even Black Hayate sat very obediently in his little doggy tuxedo on the left of the alter. Beside him stood Alphonse Elric, Alex Louis Armstrong, and Sig all looking very handsome in black and white.

To Riza's right were Winry Rockbell, old Granny Piano, Izumi, and Shesca all dressed in matching pale gold dresses. Each woman looked like they were on the verge of tears.

The music finally faded. Riza kissed her escort on the cheek and whispered "Thank you Roy."

Roy Mustang nodded, helped the bride up the single step and back up between Al and Alex. The preacher began.

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the coming together of… Uh… where's the groom?" He looked left and right only to be kicked very hard in the shin. He fell down clutching his leg and came face to face with the Fullmetal Alchemist.

"I'M RIGHT HERE YOU BASTARD!" Edward shouted, beet red.