Ron hated these missions when he had to pretend to be an idiot if he wanted to he could tear this balloon to shreds but he had to fake being unable to even poke one hole in it, then he saw someone tear it for him so he faked a trip and fell on his face "oh thanks" Ron said standing up. Boom boom boom Ron looked up "sumo ninja?" he asked "I am strong like the mountain" the ninja replied "That is sick and wrong!' Ron shouted looking to see what Kim was doing "I am your doom" the ninja shouted as Ron saw Kim was distracted by the four energy sword wielders "time to cut a little loose" Ron said with a smile and he caught the fist heading for his face surprising the ninja as Ron flipped him over.
The sumo landed on a board and launched the four energy sword ninjas into the air Kim looked over and saw Ron stumble and figured he had tripped the sumo by accident. Then Shego came down in her plane and grabbed Nakasumi with the pincer like claw on the nosecone "gotcha" Kim shouted as her grappling hook wrapped around Nakasumi's leg and she was pulled along on her rocket skates "right behind ya KP" Ron said but waited for a minute pressing a button he added to his gauntlet that does absolutely nothing "Oh, man! I did not put on my rocket-skates this morning."
Ron said even though he always wore them then he saw the sword wielders jumping to attack and hit another button aiming his body at them as something started clunking and smoke streamed from his pants "I put on my blaster-briefs! Ah!" Ron shouted as he launched losing his pants again and slammed into the ninjas he deactivated his pants and got into a starting stance waving his hand in a 'come at me' gesture the first ninja lunged and Ron simply shrugged his head to the left as the sword passed by then he grabbed the sword and bent it backwards snapping the handle and deactivating the sword as he throws the ninja #1 back into ninjas #2 and #4 as #3 ran and jumped into a flying kick aimed at Ron's head but Ron just grabbed the foot and swung him around tossing him back into the others.
He looked over and watched but none of the ninjas got up he thought no one saw him but Shego was staring as she watched the Buffoon take apart her hand trained ninjas like they were Ikea desks and she smiled 'hmm gonna have to fight him next time instead of the princess see just how good he really is' she thought pulling a sharp U-turn. Ron reactivated his pants and blasted upwards landing sprawled across the windshield of the jet "Shego!" he gasped in fake surprise even though he could tell those were her ninjas from the way they fought "Oh, look. The sidekick." Shego said before spinning the plane upside down.
'perfect' thought Ron as he fell towards Kim and Nakasumi he quickly stuck out his hand and smacked the claw in a weak point he saw and then grabbed Kim and yanked pulling them free. As they fell Kim grabbed Ron and Nakasumi and yanked her chute landing them all on the float with a flourish as Shego flew off with nothing but Nakasumi's jacket and a bunch of balloons that got caught on her claw as she was watching Kim land.