Hi, my name is Bella Swan. I hate living here in Arizona so I'm going to Forks Washington, where it sucks even harder! So I get to Forks and I see this guy named Jacob.
"Hi" said Jacob. Then I went to school.
At school I left my dad's car. I think my dad is annoying because he thinks he knows whats best for me. I KNOW WHATS BEST FOR ME BECAUSE I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL AND THAT MAKES ME SMARTER THAN MY POLICE DAD! Once everyone at school saw me they all wanted me to be their friend. But don't worry I'm not popular or anything because I'm clumsy and no one wants to be my friend, so I'm exactly like the members of this demographic! But now everyone wants to be my friend :(.
"Hello Isabella!" said some girl.
"CALL ME BELLA!" I said.
"Sorry" She ran off crying.
"Wanna be in the school news paper?" said some kid I don't care about because he's not a vampire or anything.
"News papers suck" I said because snarky teenagers are cool right?
So I went to lunch and some kids were like "The Cullens are really weird."
"Who are the Cullens?" I asked
"They are this weird family that look like they are vampires and their weird!"
"Edward is hot" said some bitch. HE'S BELLA'S BISHIE NOT YOURS!
But Edward was hot and I love him now for no reason at all.
"Look a new girl!" said Alice Cullen.
"That's stupid!" angsted Edward.
He was looking at me. I love Edward.
Then I went to biology class where I perched next to Edward.
"Hello" said Edward. I looked into his eyes, then he looked into mine, so I looked into his eyes. We looked into each other's eyes. And I fell IN LOVE with him. Then he looked into my eyes, so I looked into his eyes. Then we looked into each other's eyes.
"I hate you" he said, and then he runned away. We looked into each other's eyes.
Is it good? please tell me thanks!