The Banana Slug: (Slithers from Curtain) How do you do?
(Slithers to the stage) I would like to introduce you to a series of one-shots detailing the sexual aspects of the WarCraft Universe. Some will use original characters, some will use canon characters. Some will have in-character moments, some will have out-of-character moments (puts on bullet-proof vest). Some will range from romantic and serious, to smutty and degrading.
If you do not want to view this lemony-delicious fanfic, now's your chance to, uh, well, we warned you. (slithers out of stage and falls on the orchestra).
DISCLAIMER: I do not own WarCraft in anyway, this fanfic is created for self-entertainment and for the perverted fanfic readers' enjoyment as well. WarCraft belongs to Blizzard Entertainment. Suing me would not be happy for both of us.
LustCraft
By The Banana Slug
CHAPTER 1: Voodoo in the Hoodoo
In the middle of the Stranglethorn Vale, was a tribe of Jungle Trolls that called themselves, "The Longbone Tribe", who wore the dead bones of their enemies as decorative jewelry, armor, and tools of both battle and hunting abilities.
It was a hot night in Stranglethorn, the tribesmen looked at their new captive with a lustful leer. The men wore loincloths, skulls for shoulder pads, necklaces with bones of different kinds attached to them, and red war paint covering their muscular tall bodies.
The captive was Hana Silverbow, a Blood Elf Hunter with long black hair, shining green eyes, and pale skin. She wore a black leather suit with a cloth miniskirt tied with a brown belt with silver, black leather boots, and a wooden bow with a quiver of arrows that was once attached to her back but were quickly taken by the trolls upon her capture and kept in one of the tents.
She was bored and frustrated, mostly bored, as her wrists and legs were tied to a large phallic totem, glaring at the group of trolls before her.
"HAHAAA!" yelled the lead Jungle Troll, "We caught us a prize, mon! Glory to da Longbone Tribe!"
Hana sighed in annoyance as they all let out a loud cry of victory, waiting for the perfect time to attack. "Can you get on with it already!" groaned Hana, "I am late already, you dumb trolls!"
"Little elfy lady say she late," hissed the troll as he moved his face close to hers, then asking, "You bored, elfy lady?"
She blew a wave of her breath at his face, as an act of defiance, replying with a bored look, "How'd you guess, you strapped me to your stupid wooden log."
The troll smiled and backed away, loudly gloating as the other trolls snickered to themselves, "Elfy lady, we can fix you of dat, now!" it laughed, "There be a reason we be called, 'The Longbone Tribe', now, elfy lady!"
"The bones, of course," answered Hana, pulling a knife from her sleeve in secret, "What else?"
"Glad ya ask, elfy lady!" hissed the troll, who quickly grabbed his loincloth, pulling it down and letting it slid down his leg, revealing a long erect penis for all to see, including Hana.
She let out a grunt of surprise, raising one eyebrow as she looked at the long penis, blushing a bit. She looked away in embarrassment, not looking at the penis.
She has seen many a cock before, from human to orc, but not a troll penis. She's also the one Blood Elf with a low reputation, due to her, "accessibility".
In her daze, she accidentally dropped her knife. She cursed herself mentally, yet thanked the gods that the trolls did not notice. She accidentally glanced over and saw the troll cock look back at her, only to look away again.
"You have got to be kidding me!" groaned Hana, looking away, starting to sweat in embarrassment.
"No kidding, elfy lady!" laughed the troll, who then walked to Hana and pressed his troll hands on her breasts, "No kiddin' at all!"
She bit her lip and continued to not look at the troll in a nervous fit, she was pretty sure what was about to happen to her real soon, now getting that lame "Longbone" shtick.
The troll then ripped her leather top and revealed her bra for them all to see, she let out a loud, "Nyeh!", and glaring so hard they shut her eyes, her teeth clamped shut.
She opened one eye and saw the troll about to reach for her bra, he quickly grabbed it and ripped it off, revealing her small yet perky breasts for the trolls.
"HAH! Hey!" she yelled, "C-cut it out!"
"Ha, they be small, yet be appetizin'!" hissed the troll.
She let out an angry sigh and looked away, thinking of a way out of this. She looked at the troll with a forced smile. "So, maybe we can discuss this, troll?"
"Maybe," hissed the troll.
"What do you do to the females you catch?" she asked with hesitation.
"Oh, we have fun with der tight little bodies, then let dem go," replied the troll, then laughing out, "After we done filling dem wit our juice!"
"How chauvinistic," Hana said in disgust, she sighed and looked at him in the face with a frustrated look, "So, if you have your way with me, I can go?"
"Ya, elfy lady!" replied the troll with a dumb grin.
"No joke?" she asked with a raised eyebrow.
"No joke," replied the troll with the same dumb grin.
"Swear to your Loa?" she then demanded.
"Blood-oath!" replied the troll, same stupid grin and raising his hand up.
She then closed her eyes and shook her head, then sighed and looked at him, "Okay, can you at least untie me?"
"No runnin'?" interrogated the troll.
"Yes, no running," she replied with annoyance.
"You swear by Silvermoon?" interrogated the troll.
"I swear to Silvermoon, to the Sunwell, and to the Sin-bloody-Dorei, just get me off this thing now!" she yelled out, having quiet enough of this.
The troll laughed in amusement, he reached down and grabbed the knife she dropped. She gulped when he waved it near her face, but sighed when he cut both the ropes in one swoop, causing Hana to fall on her hands and knees, her breasts bouncing slightly from the fall.
She looked up and regretfully looked straight at the long penis of the troll, her cheeks pure red once again.
"Well, elfy lady, I be waitin'," hissed the troll, his manhood near her face, with his long and large testicles in plain view.
"For Magic's sake," she groaned to herself, she then took in a deep breath and got on her knees on a sitting position. She bit the glove from her right hand and slowly moved her hand to his shaft, grabbing it tightly.
"Ooooh ya, you got a serpent's grip there, mon!" breathed out the troll.
She closed her eyes in annoyance and began to masturbate the troll, who gave her another dumb grin, his arms flopping as he was pleasured by the elf.
"Maybe I can break his cock for annoying me so," she said to herself in her mind, "But then I would die, smart move…Damn it, giving a hand job to a filthy mongrel! My reputation is ruined!"
The blood elf hesitantly looked at the troll and asked with a forced niceness along with a hint of hate, "Are you enjoying yourself?", complete with a forced smile with hidden deceit. It obviously hurt her to perform such a nice smile, her left eye twitching with an insane hatred.
"Ooooh yaaaa," sighed the troll, then ordering in pleasure, "A little fastah, and maybe a bit wettah."
"If you wish," she sighed in despair, she quickly bit the other glove off, giving it a thorough lick, then pressing the other hand on his shaft, massaging the now saliva-covered erection. She moved her hands slightly faster, hoping to get out of this unfortunate event quickly and never ever speak of this again.
"Aaaaaaah," let out the troll, giving a dumb grin as he plopped his hand on her head, rubbing her head as if in gratitude, only making the elf slightly more annoyed at the troll messing up her hair.
Without warning, he gave a demand that made her nearly stop and made her gulp in agitation and unwillingness, the demand was, "Put it in ya mouth, elfy lady."
"You've got to be kidding," she sighed in annoyance, she looked up at him with a glare, still stroking his shaft, saying in defiance, "Only the tip, troll!"
"Fine!" sighed the head troll in annoyance, "The head…fo' now."
The troll then pulled her head to the tip of the manhood, she pressed her lips on it and began licking it, tasting a bit of the troll's precum, her left eyebrow began to twitch at the taste of it. Even then, she still continued to stroke the shaft of the troll's erect penis, hoping to be done with this annoyance.
"Oh, elfy lady, I be comin'!" let out the troll, his teeth baring and his muscles tightening.
"Oh, joy," she complained in her head. She continued to lick and kiss the tip as she stroked faster, knowing it is "coming", one way or another.
And finally, it happened, the semen rushing into her mouth as the troll let out a grunt, followed by a satisfied sigh. Her left eye twitched as the semen rushed into her mouth, some leaking down her lips.
She removed her mouth from the troll's member and released her grip from the shaft. She then threw the hand off of her hand and spat the semen onto the ground, wiping the semen from her lips in fury.
"I have never, and I reiterate, never been humiliated like this before!" she yelled in pure anger, "This goes down as the worst thing to ever happen to me! Even worse than when I slept with a Night Elf, and I will not divulge that travesty!"
"Now, now, elfy lady," replied the troll, with a cocky smile and his arms crossed, along with the other trolls, "You be actin' as if it is ovah!"
"And another thing…" she continued with her rant, before her eyes grew wide and her mouth let out a small frown, "Excuse me?"
"I be ashamed of ya, you think I be selfish enough to not let othas have a turn?" taunted the troll, the shaking his head playfully, complete with a, "Tsk tsk."
She kept her expression with the wide eyes and small frown, nearly having a mental breakdown of pure annoyance. She continued with the expression even as the other trolls dropped their loincloths, their erect members greeting her, along with their boss' still-erect penis as well.
She then glared at them, letting out a hateful and hissing, "I…hate…you…all."
She slowly got up in front of them and leered at them all with a hate that could burn forests, but all it did was make the trolls want to plunge into her more. In disgust, she grabbed her suit and began to drag it down her body, letting it drop to her feet, revealing her half-naked body, only wearing a small piece of red underwear. The trolls let out dastardly laughter, ready for the night that is in plan.
"Nice body, elfy lady," complimented the troll.
"I still hate you," hissed Hana.
"Sour-pussy," taunted the troll, the other's laughed at the troll's crude joke. Hana growled and yelled, "Just do it already!"
They all stopped laughing and the lead troll snapped his fingers, two trolls then walked towards her at his command and walked to her sides, she let out a little moan and closed her eyes as they grabbed her breasts, she hesitantly grabbed both of their shafts and began to massage them both.
She let out a shiver as one of them licked her face, she could handle orcs, but trolls for some reason send her in a xenophobic fit. Probably because when she was five, she saw her mother (willingly) satisfying a group of forests trolls, much to her disgust and horror.
She didn't want to admit, but their rough palms rubbing on her nipples felt good, but didn't want to give the 'mongrels' the satisfaction of that knowledge.
She nearly jumped when she felt one of the trolls come on her leg, feeling it go limp in her hands as the warm troll semen drooped down her leg.
"Ew, ew, ew, ew," she muttered under her breath, her body stiff as a board.
Hana let go of the satisfied troll as it ran to his clan members with pride as she focused on the other troll, masturbating him quickly and facing him, he smiled at her as she forced one back.
"Hi," he replied. She replied with a nervous and quickly, 'Mhm." She quickly closed her eyes and shivered in embarrassment as she felt semen ejaculate on her underwear and stomach.
The other troll the ran to his clan members as they slapped his back with proud encouragement, her hands slipping from his limp penis.
She then looked at the trolls, who were staring at her, with cocky smiles. She let out an angry growl and screamed, "What?" The word would echo in the night for a short while.
"Is hand jobs all we gettin'?" interrogated the lead troll, "Cuz that ain't very fair, elfy lady."
"Oh, come on!" whined Hana, crossing her arms and covering her breasts in shame, "That's just going way to far!"
The troll pointed down roughly, he was met with a groan from Hana, knowing full-well what he meant.
She turned away and sighed, then returning to facing them and shrugging as her arms fell down. She grabbed the sides of her underwear and began to pull them slowly down, they quickly fell to her suit. She stepped over her suit, leaving only her boots as the only clothing.
"Well, my trousers are down, happy?" she let out in frustration, her vulva for all of them to see. A green tattoo of the symbol of Silvermoon was above the slit of her womanhood.
"Oh, that is nice, woman!" hissed the troll.
One of the trolls then moved towards her and crept behind her. He then grabbed her left breast, held her right thigh, and licked her neck, she bit her lip and grabbed his head, still creeped out yet willing to please them for the sake of her life.
Suddenly, she felt something hard poke the lips of her vulva, letting out a yelp, soon giving out a simple yet reasonable request, "Please be gentle."
The young Blood Elf let out a cracked moan as the penis slid into her vagina, thrusting back and forth once per second. She let out small grunts as the troll defiled the young blood elf's soft body, blushing cheeks as she looked down.
She looked up at the sky, thinking of Silvermoon, as the 'mongrel' continued to thrust the penis in her. She began to let out a shiver and a cracked moan as she felt a hot liquid push into her, knowing the troll was done...for now.
When the troll dismounted and walked to his men, she fell on her knees and began to pant wildly. Her hands on her thighs and her hair drooping down.
The lead troll then looked at his men with a cocky smile, asking, "Shall I say it?" They all snickered, he then turned to her, Hana giving him a confused and angry look.
He then yelled out, "DOG-PILE!" She let out a gasp and began to shiver as they ran wildly to her with a berserker's lust in their eyes."Oh, damn," she let out.
She let out a loud moan as one of them jumped behind her, shoving a long hard penis into her vagina. Still on her knees, the troll bending his knees as he fucked her rapidly, thrusting twice per second.
She let out cracked moans as the troll mated with incredible speed and durability. One of the trolls then grabbed her head and forced it's cock into her mouth. She let out, "Bastard," but was muffled, coming out as, "Oofuh!" She glared at the troll as it thrusted the penis savagely into her wet mouth, unable to help herself from licking the shaft and tip of the penis.
The troll came into her taint, semen dripping out and squirting out from the union, making the blood elf hunter shiver in disgust. She nearly died of disgust as she felt the troll come into her mouth, with no choice but to swallow it, but some of it spurted from her lips and nose.
Both trolls dismounted as she went into a coughing fit, quickly getting her breath together as the trolls were still wanting her body.
She was then lifted and forced to sit on a troll's lap, it's penis shoving into her wet womanhood. Hana letting out a loud yelp in pleasure and surprise, facing away from the fucking troll. Her legs were bent on the dirt as the troll sat. It began to thrust upward, causing her to bounce on top of him. Hana let out long moans as her breasts jumped up and down, her body doing some of the thrusting against her will. Her head jerking around and her hands rubbing her thighs.
Another troll pressed his penis between her breasts and squished them together, fucking her breasts. The young Hana desperately pressed her lips on his tip to make sure any unwanted semen did not shoot on her face.
To her surprise, they both came at the same time, some of the semen escaping her lips and dripping on her nubile breasts.
Later that hot evening, she was led into the tents after the fire went out, yet the night was still young, and the trolls were still in the mood. Poor Hana was fucked with her ass in the air and her face and knees on the ground, all the while she was stroking the penis of a troll, feeling physically uncomfortable, along with mentally.
She let out controlled moans as the troll thrusted the penis in her tight vagina, the troll she masturbated released on her back, dripping down to her head and oozing down her forehead. Her xenophobia acting up again, she bit her lip from disgust so hard that it broke the skin, bleeding a bit.
"Fucking trolls!" groaned Hana, followed by loud moans as the other troll began to thrust faster, once per half a second. She was wondering how such 'mongrels' could have so much carnal experience.
Even after the stroke of midnight, she was forced to pleasure the trolls as she sat on a stolen goblin cartel box as one of the trolls thrusted into her vagina, putting his weight on her and holding onto her legs tightly. She braced herself by digging her nails as the drooling troll was looking down her, licking his lips and staring at her shivering body.
She let out tired and pleasured grunts as she closed her eyes, trying to calm herself down. Instinctually, she was drooling on her breasts, which were bouncing from the force of the heavy and savage fucking.
Suddenly, she let out a shriek, her eyes widened and her teeth clenched as she felt something coming. "No!" she pleaded with herself in her mind, "Don't give them the satisfaction! Don't come!"
She kept on feeling the pleasure building up, her nipples becoming erect. She clenched her eyes and shook her head. "I will do anything, I'll stop drinking, I'll donate to the Silver Hand charities, I'll even stop eating meat, just…don't…come!"
Her vagina grew wetter and turned pinker, she felt the pleasure build up higher and higher. "Please! This can't be happening to me! From these mongrels! From these…fucking…trolls!"
Finally, it happened, her eyes widening as she felt her whole body cave in, letting out a loud and long moan as her body shook. She didn't want to, but she came loudly and obviously to the trolls.
The troll stopped and looked at her, she was panting with her hair blocking her face. "Oooh! Missy like that?" he laughed.
"Shut…up…" she hissed in a dark tone, her eyes glowing and peering from her hair with a glare of pure evil. The troll suddenly lost all composure and backed away, only to be grabbed by the necklace and pulled to her face, glaring deeply at him.
She then sighed and yelled, "Shut…up…and fuck me, you bastard!" With that, she pulled the troll closer and gave it a deep and hard kiss, sliding her tongue in his mouth yet slightly freaking the troll out. She felt like puking, but didn't care right now, her sanity is throwing in the towel for now.
"Fine, body, if you want it so badly, I'll give in!" she scolded herself mentally. The troll pounded into her, slightly intimidated by the elf's sudden change in mentality.
The sky was dark blue, close to dawn, and still, they all had sex near the phallus-like totem. She was on top of one troll and jumped up and down wildly as her vagina constricted his penis. The crazed Hana let out loud moans as her breasts jumped up and down, her womanhood pressing down the troll's strong cock.
"Oh mama, you are da best!" shouted the troll in pleasure with a hint of fear, sweating up a storm.
"Come, you sick bastard, grab my bosom!" she ordered harshly.
It seemed she lost her mind for that night, she let out pleasured grunts as she felt the troll caress her breasts. She hated the fact of giving in, but something snapped turning her into a being of pure lust and sex.
"I hate all trolls!" she cursed mentally.
She moaned in pleasure as the troll's semen spilt into her. The troll rolled off and panted with the other's who were knelt against the totem, tired as hell.
"Didn't…expect her…to be so…willing…so well," grunted the leader troll, "She be…wearin' us…down!"
"Faggot!" screamed Hana, pointing at the lead troll, "Get over here!"
"Um, yes, ma'am," yelped the troll, crawling over and quickly getting on top of Hana, pounding into her rapidly as she moaned wildly. He was slightly regretting his decision of kidnapping an obviously mentally unstable Blood Elf.
It was later that day, during the afternoon, it was then when Hana finally woke up. She got up and looked down, seeing herself naked and on the skin of a boar in the middle of the camp. She groaned and rubbed her cheek, only to feel something sticky. She looked at the mess on her palm and shivered at the white goo, remembering it was the semen of "mongrels".
She looked around the to see the trolls were sleeping around the whole camp, with tired and drained looks on their faces, and a few I believe to be dead from exhaustion. She groaned in disgust and slowly got up, nearly falling back down on the ground, her legs weak and shaky from the massive pleasure.
"Damn it all," she muttered under her breath, "I can't remember half the things I did last night…"
She continued to mutter curses in her breath as she crept out of her bed and began wandering around the camp, gathering her clothing and weapons. She wanted to kill them all right now, but knew she was greatly outnumbered, adding to the fact she was in no condition to fight.
She slumped from the tribe with her ripped clothes and weapons, nestled against her bosom as she quickly rushed to the nearest river, keeping away from any prying eyes. She sighed when she spotted a nice secluded river at the north, sprinting to it with demon speed. She dropped her stuff and dropped into the river in exhaust, the semen and sweat washing away.
She sat in the water and slowly remembered more of the night, and how she just went…berserk. She blamed the testosterone of the troll semen.
With a sigh, she began to wash herself slowly. She reached out and grabbed her clothes, washing them thoroughly, angry and annoyed. She kept on muttering curses and angry words, mainly at trolls in general.
"It makes me sick they're part of the damn Horde," she hissed, "What was Thrall thinking? Damn fool!"
As she washed her clothes, she then sighed and remembered the words her mother said to her when Hana confronted her about her incident with the trolls.
"My dear, you must remember that there are different sizes with every race. Mommy just needed a bigger fit than your father for just once. Just don't tell him, he wouldn't understand. Okay?"
Remembering that with a blank expression, she sighed and decided to look on the bright side, "At least they are a better choice than a bloody Night Elf…"
The Banana Slug: Yeah, don't you hate those smut-stories with the victim ending up liking the rape?
It was rape, right?
And to those who think porn makes bad people? Stupid! You so stupid! Porn doesn't make bad people. Stupid retards watching porn and thinking it happens in real life are the stupid morons. I say, we should KILL 'EM ALL! MUAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
…Bastards.
This wasn't really a particularly good chapter, I thought I could do more, but since this is smut, who really cares…no one, that's who!