"Woo-hoo!" called an acrobatic hero, flipping off a floating platform and dashing toward a castle. The hero was dressed in detailed overalls, covering the red shirt underneath. During the hero's dash, a brown chestnut with feet called a Goomba was walking toward him.
"Hee!" the hero exclaimed while jumping on the Goomba's head, causing it to vanish. It was now very apparent that this was an individual known as Mario, the mascot of Nintendo. The plumber leaped over a pit in order to reach the castle. Running in, Mario was greeted by King Koopa himself, commonly known as Bowser. Behind Bowser was the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, Peach.
"Mario!" said Peach in joy.
"Give-a back-a Peach!" called out Mario.
"She's mine, Mario. You can't have her!" snapped back the villainous turtle. With that, he breathed a single fireball that descended to Mario at an average speed. Mario sidestepped the fireball, and begun a sprint to Princess Peach. Bowser grabbed Mario before he could reach his target.
"You won't get her back. I won't let you!" Bowser performed Koopa Klaw, moving through the air and crashing back in the ground, while sending Mario flying into the nearest wall. After stopping the impact with his feet, the plumber leaped back to Bowser. Falling short, Mario pulled out a Cloud Flower, transforming into Cloud Mario. Bowser was stunned as a cloud appeared under Mario's feet, serving as a platform.
Mario did one more jump, landing on Bowser's head and stunning him once more. The only difference was, this time was literal. Bowser stumbled to the ground, and was horrified as he was picked up by his tail, spun around, and hurled far away in Mario's signature throw.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" cried the Koopa in defeat. Meanwhile, in Hyrule Castle, another battle was occuring. This fight was between an elf-like creature with an attire consisting of a green tunic and a floppy green cap, known as Link, and a bulky man of darkness known as Ganondorf.
Link displayed his archer skills by firing a trio of bomb arrows at Ganon. Laughing evilly, Ganon disappeared in a flame of darkness. Link was confused until his neck was trapped in the arm of his opponent, reappearing behind the hero in another flame of darkness.
Link realized that defeating this foe would be difficult. Ganondorf had the Triforce of Power, and was immune to all non-holy attacks. However, Link did have one holy weapon in his arsenal. Thinking distantly of the weapon, he snapped back to his senses when he was tossed to the wall and met with a blast of darkness.
Link attempted to block the darkness using his Hylian Shield, but it was too much, overwhelming him. Ganondorf pulled out his trident and rushed forward. Link barely got up, and drew a sword, rushing to meet Ganon in the middle of the room. The trident and the sword clashed, with the sword knocked away and Link tumbling to the ground.
"Hahahaha! Once I get you out of the way, I can receive anything I want!" said Ganon.
"And once I get you out of the way, everything will be the way it should!" returned Link, actually speaking words for once. Now, it was time. It was time to pull out the aforementioned weapon: the Master Sword. This blade had legendary power, and shone as it was drawn from Link's hilt.
After slightly hopping back, Link and Ganondorf rushed toward each other again, attacking with the weapons in their hands. The Gerudo's trident was destroyed, and the room shone with a bright light that would cause anyone to shield their eyes.
"I sense victory," said the Princess Zelda softly to herself a few floors down.
The next battle shown had combatants of a tiny pink puffball, and a penguin wielding a hammer. King Dedede, the penguin, used the Super Dedede Jump move to leap high into the air, crashing and sending stars flying on either side. Kirby, the pink puffball, inhaled one of the stars, and used Star Spit to send it back and harm Dedede. Dedede used his forward smash attack in an attempt to whack the puffball, but it failed when Kirby inhaled the hammer mid-charge. Through a swallow, Kirby received a headband and a hammer of his own. He was now known by the subtitle of Hammer Kirby.
Kirby lit his hammer on fire, and thrust it up in a powerful Hammer Flip. This attack was utilized not once, not twice, but thrice, each time dealing heavy damage to Dedede. Dedede materialized another hammer in his gloved hands, and charged his forward smash. Unexpectedly, in substitution of the hammer swing, Dedede did a kick, knocking the Hammer ability out of Kirby.
Dedede now used his own version of Inhale. He didn't copy any abilities, but he spat Kirby out as a star and hurt him.
"Let's see just how strong you are without the Invincibility Candy I stole, Kirby!" Dedede tossed a time bomb at his archenemy. Kirby inhaled the bomb to gain another Copy Ability, Bomb Kirby. Kirby created a bomb and threw it in an arch at the king. Using his massive mallet, Dedede hit the bomb back. Kirby kicked the bomb, sending it back. Dedede hit the bomb, sending it back.
A round of ping pong had begun as the fighters were desperately evading the bomb and sending it back. This explosive had a timer, and as a result, would detonate in less than ten seconds. Kirby had the bomb. Seven seconds. Six seconds. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. Dedede had the bomb. BOOM!
Smoke flew as the scene transferred to a grassy field. On the edge of a cliff, a yellow rat was sleeping. Nearby the rat, there were a few more, roaming around and practicing their ability to emit electricity. These rats were of a species known as Pikachu. They were quite peaceful, until a pinkish purplish humanoid creature known as Mewtwo teleported in with Teleport.
"You will all know the wrath of my psychic power! Bow to me!" said Mewtwo, who was currently demonstrating one of its psychic powers. This was psychic communication. Each Pikachu in the area was made alert of the situation. Even the sleepy Pikachu woke up to witness the attack. Mewtwo fired a wave of psychic energy called Psychic. The Pikachu all dashed to avoid it. The Pikachu that had been previously sleeping put his battle face on; he was a strong Pikachu, and was always the one to protect his friends and family.
Mewtwo used Thunder, sending a thunderbolt down from the sky. The Pikachu blocked the attack with a Thunder of his own, then used a second bolt to attack the psychic being. Mewtwo used a forcefield called Protect to block the Thunder. From Protect, it controlled every Pikachu in the area, including the one that was his opponent.
"I have commandeered you all. None of you can stand up to my power." In a lucky break, the cliff the fighting Pikachu had napped on collapsed, with Pikachu tumbling and bumping his head on rocks. These bumps snapped Pikachu out of the mind control.
"This was a lot easier than I thought," said Mewtwo.
"Pika!" Pikachu used Quick Attack to run up the cliff, and attacked using Electro Ball. Mewtwo, paralyzed by the Electro Ball, became angry as Pikachu shook his allies to wake them up.
"PIIIIIIIKAAAAAAA!" yelled Pikachu as loud as possible. Mewtwo was almost as confused as it could make his opponent. The shout became clear as hundreds, thousands, millions of Pikachu surrounded the psychic foe from every corner. Each Pikachu charged up with electricity. The sky was ripe with intensity as the rats flew through the air, combining their Volt Tackles to launch Mewtwo far away.
Bowser, Ganondorf, Dedede, and Mewtwo all landed in Onett. They clashed heads in front of the drugstore. Standing up, they brushed themselves off.
"Uh. That pesky Mario, always foiling my plans," said Bowser.
"Who do you think you're talking about? Link is horrible, Mario just seems like a pebble," replied Ganon.
"Mario in action is quite the pest."
"Foolish Pikachu always get in my way."
"That Kirby's a menace!"
"I see something we all have in common. Nintendo's heroes. They're all too strong for us," mediated Mewtwo. "Let's do something about it."
"Agreed. But what?" asked King Dedede.
"I don't care what it is, count me out. I'm too strong for the likes of you," rejected Ganon, walking away.
"Stay down." Mewtwo used telekinesis to pin the Gerudo to the ground.
"I'm staying out of this." Ganondorf grew, and became at least five times as ugly as he was before. His monstrous hair lengthened, and the king bent on all fours, transforming into his tusked pig form, Beast Ganon. Ganon leaped forward, sending Mewtwo soaring high into the sky and knocking Bowser and Dedede down in the process. Mewtwo used Teleport to return.
"Yes, yes. We can use that," it said. Bowser and Dedede, puzzled, exchanged glances as Mewtwo floated closer to the kings.
"Listen to this." A sign fell on it. "Ow."