The Shortest Stories Ever

Story 1: Lili's Birthday

Genre: General/Romance

Pairing: LilixDragunov

Lili Rochefort was drinking some tea at her table in her room. Today was her birthday and she was excited. "I hope I get a new mansion, or a new limo!" Lili exclaimed between sips.

When she was done she cleaned up her tea mess and strolled out of her huge room. Once she was out she ran down the stairs and looked around for her butler, Sebastian. He was nowhere to be found. Lili frowned and left her mansion.

When she took her first step outside a lot of things started happening all at once.

She tripped over wire.

She fell face first into a puddle of mud.

She scrapped her arm on something sharp.

She got dirt all over her clean white dress.

She got her hair caught on something.

She screamed as loud as she could.

Laughter could be heard from near by.

Lili stayed on the ground for a moment before getting up to her knees slowly. She looked at her now messed up shoe from tripping over wire, she tried to get the mud out of her face, her scrapped arm was burning, her dress was soaked with wet dirt, some of her hair had fallen out, and she was a total wreck on her birthday. She could still hear laughter. "WHO DID THIS?!" She screamed.

"We did!" Asuka Kazama and Ling Xiaoyu laughed from behind some bushes. They came out and began walking away. Lili was furious and tried to go after them but fell onto her face. Lili felt fresh hot tears come to her eyes. Some birthday this was!

S. Dragunov saw the whole thing and sighed deeply. He decided to give her a birthday gift. He felt sorry for her. He approached her and she saw him. "Dragunov, what are you doing here? I know, I look like-

He silenced her with a kiss. He had grabbed her shoulders and pulled her into the kiss. He knew that she liked him a lot. When he broke the kiss she started blushing. After that he walked away, trying to forget what he had just done.

THE END