"I've got an idea," said Christian. He left the room.
He returned 7 minutes later with a vacuum cleaner. He plugged it in.
"The eff are you doing?" Anastacia asked. Christian took the extension hose from the vacuum and shoved it up Anastacia's vagina. He turned the vacuum on low.
"That feels kind of good." Christian turned it up to high. They heard sucking sounds. The fetus Anastacia hadn't told Christian about had been sucked into the vacuum. It felt good. Anastacia turned it on extra high and all her organs sucked into the vacuum. She died.
"Well that sucks," said Christian. "Get it, sucks?" he asked looking straight into the camera. He threw Anastacia in the dumpster and cleaned out the vacuum.