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Karui started at the piece of paper in her hand. She blinked and blinked. And blinked once more. She turned it face down on her desk, waited a few seconds, and turned it over. She glared at it, rubbed her eyes, and glared at it again. It was no use. The damn thing wouldn't change. That godforsaken piece of paper mocked her, the words clearly in bold spelled her doom.
"Hey Babycakes." Oh Lord. He was here.
She was stuck in a group with Inuzuka Kiba, the man who was the cause of her high blood pressure in the future. The one, since her first day of high school , who greeted her with the most degrading and disgusting one liners. The one she had rejected in so many ways that she gave Sasuke a run for his money.
She cursed her teacher for putting them together. Hoping that all of his porn would burst into flame before his eyes. Oh yes, she hoped that he would suffer.
"Now those are pretty dark words coming from such a lovely face," a very annoying voice interrupted her thoughts.
"Shut it Kiba, who else are we stuck with?" Karui mumbled unhappily, glancing toward his direction. He shot her a cocky smile and she turned the other way to gag.
"Well we have Karin who has been to class since the first day and Sai.
Oh God, shoot me now!
"Great, Kakashi-sensei might as well give us the F cause we're skewed."
"Now why'd you say that Sweet Cheeks?" Kiba said, sliding into the desk next to her.
"Let me think, one group member is M.I.A. and the other is an unstable child questioning his sexuality."
"Hmm, guess you have a point…However, you forgot one important thing."
"Oh and what's that?"
"You have me."
"Ha. You're grades are worse than mine."
"Hey, D's are passing."
"Whatever, I'm going to save our butts."
"Oh?"
Karui snatched the paper with their groups out of his hand and smacked him with it. She marched up to the teacher's desk and swatted the orange book in his hands to the floor.
"Ah, Karui. What can I help you with today?" Kakashi said, unfazed by her actions.
"Karin is never here, I want to trade her for someone else."
"Oh well, that's unfortunate."
"What do mean unfortunate! Aren't going to do something?'
"Let me think about it…no."
"I tell Gai-sensei and Bee-sensei you want to listen to their new rap-"
"Ah, your very lucky. I'm feeling generous today. I'll give you Ino."
"No that's just as bad as Karin! Give me Nara."
"Fine. Now would oh so kindly hand me my book and leave me alone?"
"Gladly!"
Karui grudgingly picked up his lewd chose of entertainment and tossed it on his desk. With a determined look on her face she scanned the classroom. There! As usually the lazy genius was out cold on his desk in the back. For now anyway.
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Kiba watched from the safety of his desk as Karui went on the rampage. He winced slightly when she brutally awakened Shikamaru, pushing his desk on to it side so he crashed on the ground. Hard. He chuckle to himself as Shikamaru looked to see who bothered his precious sleeping time. The expression he wore when he discovered it was Karui was absolutely priceless. The long sigh and the defeated slump in his shoulders confirmed Shikamaru to be Kain's replacement in their group. Kiba could taste the A plus already. Now to find Sai…
"Hey Dog Breath, looks like we're in the same group." a sickeningly sweet voice said from behind.
Found him.
Is this a Kirui or a Kabi? I don't know why i think of such crackish parings. Maybe cause the latest chapters of naruto seem so crackish. This my attempt of a multi chapter fic. Sorry it's short but, hey i'm trying. The length may vary in each chapter. Now to do precal! Please review! Tell me anything i need to fix or improve(besides the length). Thanks!