Whats up guys? This is a little something me and my good pal Slick the Wolf cooked up. So we'll just let you read and enjoy the story.
Slick: PS, neither of us own any of the characters, locations, or obstacle mentioned in the story. I own Slick, Coke owns Coke, and Nate owns Nate.
"Hello everyone! Welcome to the random lot located in Station Square. Welcome to the first ever Mobian Warrior where our contestants go through obstacles to be the Mobian Warrior! I'm your host Mistercoke the Hedgehog, along with my co-hosts/buddies, Slick the Wolf and Nate the Werehog!"
"Four stages of various obstacles, each harder than the last! To make it here, you have to be fast, strong, and have just a little bit of luck. I'll pass things on to my co-host Slick, who's trying to score a few interviews with our, um, volunteers. While Slick handles them, I'll see if our course is ready! Take it away Slick!"
"Thanks, Mistercoke! Our course is looking fine and ready for our...volunteers." Camera rolls over to where the contestants should be standing.
"...Nate didn't you go get them?" Coke asked
"Was I supposed to?" Nate asked.
"Yes! You lost rock paper scissors fair and square, so go get them!" Coke said as the Werehog ran off for the unwilling volunteers.
"I hope Shadow didn't Chaos Control out of here." Slick says
"If he did I have those embarrassing photos of him from the Christmas party." Coke said
"Found them!" Nate said arriving with several grumbling citizens of Mobius.
"Good. Slick will interview them, while I put up the last of the duct tape!" Coke said
"Thanks! First up we have our favorite blue speedy hero, Sonic the Hedgehog!"
The fan girls scream for their blue hero, while the red hedgehog host duck taped the barriers. "Back! Back I said!" Coke called out trying for force the fan girls back into their seats.
"Hey Sonic! How does it feel to be on Mobian Warrior?"
"Feels great Slick." Sonic said, keeping Amy at a standby
"You gonna show your fans out here that the world's fastest thing alive is a Mobian Warrior?"
"Yeah! The fastest thing alive, me, will be the first Mobian Warrior!" Jet the Hawk said getting in front of Sonic.
Sonic pushes Jet out of the way. "You're only saying that because you're not as fast on land, Jet, and I am!" Sonic says.
"Ten dollars says I get further than you!" Jet waged.
"Twenty bucks say you'll lose!" Sonic said in anger.
"Thirty says pinky gets further than you!" Jet countered.
"Should we let them continue?" Coke asked Slick
"I guess so until they're broke. Now let's go to Tails. How's it going, buddy?" Slick asked the two tailed fox.
"A little nervous. Don't wanna make myself look like a doofus." Tails said.
"You'll do fine." Nate said. The red hedgehog began a head count.
"Hey where's Eggman?" Coke asked Nate.
"He was unavailable, so I got Metal Sonic!" Nate said
"Alright! Metal Sonic! Do you think you're gonna win this game show?"
"Beep." Metal Sonic said. Slick sweat drops.
"Okay...next we have Knuckles!"
"If the Master Emerald's gone when I get back Im bashing some skulls!" Knuckles said
"Don't need to get violent here. Rouge is here as well." Slick insured him.
'But Eggman's not...' Slick thought. "Speaking of Rouge, let's bring her out here!"
"I'd rather be stealing Master Emerald instead of doing this...but at least I can show Knuckles how tough a gal is." Rouge said as she looked at Knuckles with a smirk.
"Well, let's get her partner Shadow!" Coke said
"Hmmm, I'm outta here." Shadow said pulling out a chaos emerald.
"If you leave, then these photos of you at the Christmas party go to the internet!" Coke threatened
"You wouldnt." Shadow said with a glare.
"Slick, get the laptop!" Coke said. Slick grabs the laptop and clicks on the pictures.
"Ooohhh, everyone including your friends would really LOVE to see what you do for the holidays!"
"All right I'll stay. Just get rid of those photos." Shadow said.
"Here Slick." Coke said handing the wolf a sledgehammer
"What's this for?" Coke pointed to the laptop.
"Get rid of photos."
"Okay!" Slick swings the hammer back and smashes the laptop. "Happy Shadow?" Shadow kept his normal face.
"I think that's as happy as he's going to get." Nate said
"I guess so. Next we have the pink sweet heart in love with Sonic, Amy Rose!" Coke was busy trying to keep Amy and Sonic apart.
"You can't stop my love for Sonic!" Amy cried out.
"A hundred and eighty dollars will prove your butt WRONG!" Sonic said, jabbing his finger in Jet's chest
"Two hundred dollars says you're on!" Jet said sticking out his hand
"Deal!" Sonic says shaking his hand
"Do either of them even have two hundred dollars?" coke asked Slick
"I don't even know. But let's move onto Cream, the cutest rabbit in the world. How do you feel, Cream?"
"Super excited! Although I had to get my mother's permission to do this." Cream said
"That's good. Do you want to say anything to your mom and chao?"
"I'll do my best!" Cream said happily
'At least someone is happy.' Slick thought. "Next we have Silver!"
"I think we may need to drug test him." Coke said.
"Why so?"
"Cough quills on his head cough" Coke said pointing to Silvers head
Silver sweat dropped. "For the last time I don't smoke weed!"
"You sure, weed lover?"
"Leave Silver alone!" Blaze said coming to her friends defense
"Oops, sorry, Blaze. We will." Slick said as the lavender cat ran up to him. 'Not' Slick thought.
"But since you're here, Blaze, do you think you'll be the first Mobian Warrior?"
"I have the great potential too...I just wanna stay out of the water." Blaze said pointing to the various water pits.
"But some of it is mud." Slick insured.
"I'll believe you for now." Blaze said
"Next we have our birdbrain genius, Wave."
"Thanks for the intro." Wave said.
Coke was putting the finishing touches on Stage 1. "At last! It's done!"
"No, problamo, Wave. Now let's here from your partner, Storm."
"The Rogues are gonna get far! Im here to stick it to him!" Storm said pointing to Knuckles
"Watch where you point that finger or you're gonna lose it, pal." Knuckles threatened.
"If the head count is correct, the only ones left are the Chaotix Detective Agency" coke said
"Yep. So, Vector! How are you feeling today?" Vector had the music on his headphones cranked up to loud.
"Vector? Vector?" Coke handed a megaphone to Slick.
"VECTOR!" Vector flinched and fell over. "What?! We're open for business! The bill's in the mail!"
"Please excuse my team mate." Espio said calmly
"Espio, my reptilian buddy. Say since you're a ninja, do you think you'll ace these courses?" Slick asked. To answer Slick's question, Espio proceeded to do a combo of very impressive ninja moves.
"My moneys on him." coke said The Espio fan girls in the audience started screaming and shaking the fence that Coke built. "Not again. Get back!" coke said forcing them back into their seats.
"Next time get a sturdier fence. And last but not the least, Charmy! How ya doing, Charms?" Slick said
"We're on a budget!" Coke said throwing up for duct tape on the fence.
"Im gonna win!" Charmy said super excited.
"Vector, tell me you didn't let him put sugar in his cereal?" Espio asked Vector was still listening to his music at full volume. Espio sweat dropped.
"What's this do?!" Charmy said poking a pillar holding up an obstacle.
"No!" Coke said pulling him away, as the pillar groaned
"Uh oh."
"While I and Slick fix this, Nate will give the audience and competitors a Stage 1 rundown!" Coke said using super glue and duct tape.
"Here I am guys at the starting line. What's stopping the contestants from going to Stage 2? Ten hard obstacles, and 110 seconds on the clock!" Nate began "First they must beat the Quintuple Steps, a series of slanted platforms each a step away from each other, requiring them to jump from platform to platform."
"Without trying to fall in the mud. " Slick said
"Next, they have to get over the Barrel Climb, a hill consisting of various logs, which will roll, and send you into the water pit below. Then they must race to the Rolling Roll, where they must cling tightly to the log, and hang on as it rolls down a ramp, without being thrown off!"
"They better not have butterfingers!"
"Next we have the Log Drop. Here contestants must cling to a vertical log as it slides down a track with various drops. Hang on tight, or its mud time. Moving on we have the Balance Bridge, a long plank bridge that turns and tilts. Spend too long on it, and you're going down." Nate said.
"Hand me the blow torch." Coke said to Slick. The wolf grabs the blow torch and hands it to him. "Fire in the hole!" Coke called out, welding two pieces of pillar together.
"Beyond the Balance Bridge, we have the Circle Slider, where contestants must launch themselves from the springboard, grabbed the metal ring, and slide it down the track."
"Sounds tricky. Hey, you! Get back over that fence now!" Slick shouted a fan boy. Coke started threatening people with his blow torch.
"It gets harder. From there, they must complete the Jump Hang. Here they must jump from a small trampoline into a net, where they can climb over, or under."
"These fans just don't give up, do they?" Slick said as he was pushing them back.
"Nope!" Coke said forcing them back into their seats.
"Then they have to get up the Warped Wall, a 13 foot high wall, which will drain you. Next we have the Slider Drop. Contestants must grab on to the bar, slide it down the track, and right as they reach the end, use their forward momentum to grab the net. Finally they must grab the rope, swing to the wall, climb up, and hit the red button, all within 110 seconds!" Nate finished up.
"And so to show everyone what this looks like, I will be volunteering my personal safety to test Stage 1" Coke said, getting the Sonic Gang's attention.
"Oh this outta be good." Jet said
"Go, Coke! Hey, get back in your seat! Don't make me get the super glue."
Coke took the walk of pain to the starting line. "Ok start in three...two...one...now!" He called to Slick, hoping he'd start the clock. Slick nods and blows the horn.
Coke ran off the platform, landing the first step, second, third, before stumbling on the last step, slamming into the platform. "Im ok!" He said getting up, dizzy. The he jumped for the Barrel Climb, landing chest first, before sliding into the water pit below, as the majority of the crowd and competitors laughed at him.
"What kind of example is this?" Shadow sneered.
"The way you're look like when you do it." Jet laughed.
Shadow pulls out his 9mm pistol gun and points it at the hawk.
"You wanna say that again?"
Coke bobbed in the water pit before he climbed out. "Im ok, maybe a concussion, but Im ok!"
"I hope Mistercoke is." Cream said.
"Ok, before we set you loose, a few minor things to bring up. First, any use of powers during any part of this course will result in your disqualification." coke said. There was a big moan from everyone.
"Second, if you hear this..." Coke activated the Klaxon Siren. "It means you have ten seconds left on the clock." The siren spooked everyone except for Espio and Shadow.
"Finally, the order you will compete in is at random." Coke said "You make it to the top of that tower," Coke pointed to the looming tower in the distance. "You get the honor of being called A Mobian Warrior, and earn the title of Grand Champion."
"Exactly! So, who wants to go first!?" Slick asked
"We'll decide who goes first." Nate began turning to the camera. "When we come back!"
At first this chapter may seem like filler, but there is a method to our madness here. In the next chapter, the contestants will take on Stage 1. So who will win? Who will lose? Why am I asking you all of this?! Tune in next time for more...Mobian Warrior!