Done for a survival contest on the ouran fan forum thing SHINE. I lasted three days ^^; Reviews are much appreciated!

Prompt #1:

Write about a situation where one character has the need to say the following quote: "My bathroom is too small for dancing."

Word Count: minimum 500

Pairing: Tamaki/Haruhi if you really, really squint.
Word count: 533
Also, do I need a disclaimer? If so, imagine there's one here then ^^

I really want to shoot myself now.

"Hey, hey! C'mon, Haruhi, can't I?"

It's not that I want to say hi to my mom a bit earlier than planned or anything.

"Just let Tono do it, Haruhi. He won't destroy anything."
"Yeah, and even if he did, I'm pretty sure he'll do you a favor by replacing everything."

....but....

"Haru-chan! Haru-chan! If Tama-chan can do it, can I come too?"
"Mitsukuni...maybe you shouldn't say anything...."

...BUT.....

"It's fine, isn't it? He's done much worse than this before."
"MOMMY! YOU UNDERSTAND ME SO WELL!"
"...I believe I've said I don't want that name."

These idiots....

"Haruhiii! Please? I've always wanted to try it! I've heard commoners do it all the time!"

...help me, mother...

"Tamaki-senpai, I'm really not sorry to burst your bubble, but normally, people don't engage in such activities. Especially with others."

"Haruhi, don't be so uptight, let's-"
"Not. In. My. Bathroom."
"But-"
"My bathroom's too small for dancing!"
"But Haruhi-"
"No buts! Now get yours out! All of you!"

Finally, everyone left. They shouldn't have been here in the first place.
Oh, mother in heaven, please grant me the patience so as to not kill all the idiots around me.

-Mother in heaven-

My, my, Haruhi, if only you knew what was going through my mind...^///^

Next Day:

"Don't you think Haruhi was too harsh on Tono yesterday?"
"Yeah, yeah, she was mean to us too."
"Should we play a prank?"
"We should."
"But you know Kaoru..."
"Yes, Hikaru?"
"I think that I want to play a prank on you."
"No! Whatever have I done?"
"Nothing. That's why..."
"Bad Hikaru!"

I can see sparkles and flowers.

"Brotherly love!! Aaaaaahn!"

Now I feel nauseous.

"Mommy, our daughter is being rebellious. *sniffle* What should I do?"
"First, please pull yourself together. It's unsightly."

Oh geez.

"HARUHIIII!"

Please don't come near me.

"Please don't come near me. Your crying face is pretty scary."

Now, don't get me wrong. It's not like I hate any of them.

"Is it? Kyouya, is my face really so terrifying that Haruhi would forever cringe in disgust and never look at me again?"
"I don't think it's the crying face that would make it so."
"Did you hear that, Haruhi? Kyouya said my face is lovely no matter what state it's in!"
"I never said that. Please don't put words in my mouth. In fact, just shut up."

It's just that....well...

"Tamaki-senpai, your face is the least of my worries. It's-"

"What's this? Haruhi made Tono cry again!"
"No, it's always-"
"Now, now, it's not nice to go around making young lords all weepy, Haruhi."

Stupid twins.

"Hey, I didn't-"
"HARUHIII!"

Stupid Tamaki.

"HARUHII!"
"Senpai, let go! Don't wipe your snot on me!"
"But," geez, he's a man for crying out loud, he should have some shame, "you wouldn't dance with me."

Stupid Tamaki.

"Senpai, dancing is one thing. Doing it in the bathroom is another."
"Does that mean...Haruhi...."

Oh no, not the puppy eyes.

"About the next dance party..."
"Senpai, you do realize I'll have to go as a fellow host."
"Yes?"

Really...

"That means I'm going as a guy."
"So?"

Stupid Tamaki.

"...Fine."

Darn you, convuluted reading. I read minimum but thought maximum. This happened on my homework too. So now I've quickly added more crap to the already crappy, almost nonexistant Tamaki/Haruhi fic. I don't even know what that's called. The reading thing, I mean. Flames are welcome.