It was one of many boring afternoons when the greatest event of my life happened. I was sitting on my computer watching cat videos, 'there are so many nice looking pussies out there!'' I thought. I then stood up and went to empty my full, thanks to the beer that I was drinking, barrel that every human has on the lower part of is body. Everything went as planed, the prior content of the barrel was on it's way to the ocean and I was washing my hands using a weird green liquid soap that resembled wild fire. It was then when I heard something, I wiped my hands to a towel that was hanging from the wall and quickly exited the bathroom, then I realized where the sound came from. It was my chair that was crackling under the weight of no one else than the duble R himself. I surprised asked him what he was doing there.

'' You are a wizard Harry!'' MR. Martin replied me and laugh.

I chuckled and asked him again. ''Seriously what are you doing here?''

'' I noticed that you are a big fun of my work, so I decided to reward you!''

'' Really me?'' I asked him in disbelief.

'' Yes...why not you?'' he wondered.

'' I've only seen the show, I've hardly ever read any parts of your books!''

'' Oh,don't worry about this! You're a big enough fan to be rewarded anyway!''

'' Really?''

''Yes!''

'' Are you sure?''

''YES!""

I stared at him for a few moments and then proceeded to ask ''...but why me''?

'' Because you need a stupid plot device to ender the Game of Thrones universe so you can continue writing this stupid fanfiction! I'm a writer I know this shit! Quite lazy writing by the way...''

Damn it he was right...'' I'll bite it!'' I said.

'' Praise the seven he finally stopped asking questions!''

''How you gonna put me in the Game of Thrones universe?'' I asked him.

'' Here we go with the questions again...at least this one is reasonable!'' He proclaimed after rolling his eyes.'' Remember the first words I told you?"'

''You are a wizard Harry?''

''Yes, you are not!''

'' I already knew that! Of course I'm not a wizard!''

'' But I am!'' Mr.. Martin said and smiled.

'' You are a wizard?'' I dazedly wondered.

'' Do you even pay any attention when I speak? Now tell me what you wanna do on Westeros? You have one wish!''

'' You are a genie now? If so why don't I have three wishes?''

'' Will you ever stop with the questions? Or you are just trying to make the two people that are still reading to leave?''

''Ok,ok...one wish...anything?''

''Yes god damn it! YES! Whatever you want! You wanna be a man of the night's watch and get vioently slaughtered by the white walkers? Done! Wanna be an Unsolied and die from an urethra infection? Done! Just tell me what you want!''

I had a feeling that he was starting to loose his temper so I proceeded to answer him.

'' I wanna fuck Cercei!'' I said so fast that it almost sounded like one word.

R.R. Marting looked at me. ''... Reasonable! I can't make her wanna fuck you but I can take you to KIng's Landing and... I'm sure you'll find a way!'' His offer sounded good, I at least would have a chance...

''Take me to King's Landing!'' I said.'' Oh! Something last, can she have the long hair? I like her more like that...''

'' Whatever...if You gonna fuck Cercei let's fuck the Continuity too... Your may consider your wish granted!'' He then stood up, took his hat off and grabbed a handful of fairy dust out of it.

'' That's why he ever takes it off!'' I thought.

He then blew of the dust all over me. I started getting dizzy, everything around me started getting blurry and then darkness covered everything. I couldn't see a thing. I couldn't feel a thing.I couldn't hear a thing...Wait! Maybe I could hear something! It was the soft sound of the later I felt the wind on my face, then I heard an other familiar sound. It was the sea! I could hear the sea! I could feel the sea on my legs. A beach!That's it I was on a beach! The dizziness stopped and I realized my eyes were closed. I took a deep breath and opened my eyes. I took a deep breath and woke up.