Maximum Ride parody fan fiction

Hi, my name is Lavender. I'm a mutant. Sort of like that girl with wings, Maximum Ride. But worse. What the whitecoats did to her seems like heaven compared to what they did to me and my best friend, Izzi. Okay, let's get this over with. I have two powers, shape shifting and telekinesis. Izzi has super strength and super speed. "Lavender!" Izzi calls out

"I'm here!" I shout back at her through the metal bars, yeah, that's right, we are still in cages

"How many?" She asks, referring to bruises

"I got lucky, I only have 8" I answer

"Wow, you are lucky, I have 11" She replies

"Ladies, we will be taking you outside today" I hear an icy tone snarl

"It's day?" I pretend to be surprised

"Yes, and only the small one is going outdoors" He says, stepping out of the shadow

"Ari, we both know I could kick your scrawny carcass into the middle of next week, that's why you prefer to have Isabelle outdoors instead of me" I snarl

"Whatever, mutant" He snaps, then turns to Izzi, "you know the drill"

She nods, trembling and slides to the back of the crate. He unlocks it and turns on the electric zapper that we both have on our ankles. She winces as she gets used to it again. He picks her out of the cage and throws her to the ground. I lunge forward, only to be zapped. I fall to the floor of the dog crate. Someday, he'll be sorry for what he does to us. "Go!" He orders Izzi and she limps out of the room

"As for you, I have better plans" He snarls

Oh no. He's going to rape me. The worst part is that he's only doing this for, like, the 8th time. Oh well. Guess I'll deal with the pain. I can't wait until we're out.