"Dan, you've been on skyrim for like 15 1/2 days now, let me have a go" I shouted
"Uh, ha.. hang on, I'm just trying to.. YESSSS! Like just another 5 minutes Amy.. Please..?"
"Urgh fine, 5 minutes then it's my go, do you want a sandwich?" I replied.
"Umm GOD DAMN DIE MOTHERFUCKER" Screamed Dan.
"Oh thanks I offer to make you a san.." Dan stopped me in mid sentence.
"I was talking to the game, yeah please ham and cheese?"
I chuckled "Sure.. Ok I'm on it!"
I walked into the kitchen smirking at Dan's 'SATT' Disorder.. more comonly known as Swearing at the tv disorder, I got out the ham and the cheese and the bread and the butter and assembled to sandwiches, I walked back over to Dan and handed him his sandwich, he paused skyrim - a worlds first.
"Mmm, that tastes so good, the bread tastes so"... "Lubricated" we said 'Lubricated at the same time, it was our favourite word!
"Yes Dan, that's probably because I used butter on the bread unlike you normal sandwich making technique, throwing a slice of ham between 2 slices of bread then squashing it with you hand"
We finished our sandwiches and I sat between Dan's legs on the floor, Dan was being the gentleman that he is by not leaving his sofa crease. He passed me the controller and I unpaused the game. I ran straight into gunfire.
"NO NO NO NO NO AMY NOOOOO RUN BACK OH MY GOD" Screamed Dan.
"I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CLUE WHAT I'M DOING DAN" I shouted, By this time the character thing was stuck running around in a weird circle thin because it was stuck between a box and a rock. Dan leaned over me he placed his hands over mine on the controller and lead me out of danger. I looked up at Dan and Dan looked down at me, we held our stare for a moment before it became awkward and swiftly broke away from it. I got up.
"Urgh anyway Dan lets watch Phil's Death Note whilst he's visiting his parents in Manchester" I said.
"What are you kidding, Phil'll go mad" Replied Dan.
"Yeah yeah whatever, have you ever seen Phil mad Dan, I grow up with him, the maddest he's ever been is when I trod on his hamster, and then he was apologetic because he said he shouldn't of had it out in his room playing on the floor, I'm sure he would care about Death Note" I replied.
"Woah.. Hold on a minute, you stood on his frickin' hamster..?"
"Yeah, that was when he bred hamsters though, anyway lets watch Death Note THE ENTIRE BOX SET, YAY!"
I knelt down in front of the T.V and put on Death Note, Dan went and got a bowl of popcorn and some fizzy drinks, We both sat down and snuggled deep under the blankets. We got to about halfway before I fell asleep on Dan's shoulder, Dan eventually fell asleep, with his head on my shoulder, who am I kidding he didn't he feel asleep with it in his sofa crease.