Death: How did you not see this coming?
Alison POV
Oh yeah! We all spent our history period planning world domination with the Energizer Bunny! Damn, he was awesome! As we walked out of the classroom
talking about the Twilight movie, I got an idea. I said, "Hey! We should kill Rob and Kristen! They sucked in the movie!" they got wicked grins on their faces.
"Yeah!" they agreed. Then our teacher, Mr. T, called us over. "Alex! Ashley! Alison! Come here, now!" As we obediently walked over to our purple-faced
teacher, Ashley whispered, "I hope he gets an aneurysm. Look, it's turning blue now!" she giggled. We arrived in front of Mr. T and he asked, "Which one of
you put green body wash in Castillo's bottle?" we pretended to look shocked. "Oh, whatever do you mean?" my sister, Ashley, asked ever so innocently. Mr.
T's face was sweating profusely. I scrunched up my face and took a step back. "Don't play that shit with my fool!" he spat. Alex moved back and wiped her
face and I whispered, "Um, Mr. T? This is a catholic school. Ya'll, shouldn't cuss in front of the students." He sighed and gestured behind him and Joseph
came out with green skin everywhere. "Well, I didn't know Castillo needed a bottle." Then it got quiet. "Sheboodles!" I screeched. (A/N if you don't watch
chowder you wouldn't know what we are talking about) Everyone turned to look at me. "Sorry, it was an awkward silence." I explained. Mr. T looked ready
to kill us all. "I think we should run. I think Mr. T will have a hard time trying not to blow up his head with all of the stress." Ashley stage-whispered. We
nodded and turned and ran, laughing our little butts off. We all heard him yelling behind us but we never stopped or turned around. As soon as we were a
safe distance away, Alex brought up the part of how we kill Robby and Kristen. "So how should we kill the stupid main characters of Twilight?" she asked. We
were all speechless for a moment. My sister suddenly piped up, "Bye, Michael!" she waved to a boy on the football team as she twirled her hair in her fingers
and batted her long eyelashes. She added a giggle when he waved back and left the school's gates. More people waved to her and she twirled around in her
cheerleading uniform. Yeah, my sister is a major wannabe. Today she was posing as a preppy cheerleader. I stopped caring what she turned out to be
because for heavens sake ya'll I have a life off my own. Oh and Michael Rendon is her boyfriend for this week. You see she dates people according to the
personality she is that week. Kind of weird, but hey, she is my sister and I love her.