Next On The Menu
Summary: Gaara pressures Kankuro into tying himself to one person or he's going to get kicked out of the house for a little while, but Kankuro, having tasted most the Rookie Nine males, is going to have a hard time finding someone to date temporarily until his little brother gets off of his back…or will he?
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'Fuck!'
Sabaku Kankuro sat on his bed listing the names of all of the male's he knew and underlined the ones he bedded in Kohonakagure, a frown on his painted face:
Inuzaka Kiba
Aburame Shino
Hyuuga Neji
Rock Lee
Nara Shikamaru
Akimichi Chouji
Uzumaki Naruto
Uchiha Sasuke
He then underlined those he wouldn't and couldn't bed based on their most recent appearance or if they just weren't around, adding little excuses as well.
Inuzaka Kiba
Aburame Shino
Hyuuga Neji
Rock Lee (Gaara likes Bushy Brows)
Nara Shikamaru ('Mari likes Pineapple Head)
Akimichi Chouji
Uzumaki Naruto (Gaara likes blond idiots, DUH)
Uchiha Sasuke (Bastard in love with a snake who's a pedo)
What did that leave him with…?
Akimichi Chouji.
'Fuck!'
After cursing once more, Kankuro bit his lip and thought for a few moments. Chouji was currently in Kohonakagure's ANBU and turned into a hot piece of ass in the puppeteer's opinion. The missions had to be tough and grueling to leave the teen with such a sleek, lean form…
Unfortunately, he didn't know if the teen was gay…and if he was, would he even pretend to be his lover for a couple of weeks? He didn't know the teen too well and they only ever talked twice, once being at Ichiraku's, that only being by chance. It was going to be risky, very risky and Kankuro didn't really like brats(anyone younger than him) all that much even though he had bedded a few...
Scowling lightly as he thought about what he was loosing if he didn't get the teen to say yes, he balled up the piece of paper and threw it into his trash bin before laying down upon his bed, fantasizing about the Akimichi's god like six pack which he knew the teen would have…
A goofy smile suddenly appeared on his face at the racy thoughts.
Mmm…
It looked like Akimichi Chouji was next on the menu…