After a hard day of pwning and Shit Blasting noobs, Gangplank was allowed to return to his ship when the summoner de-rezzed him.
Upon returning to his captain's quarters, Gangplank licked his lips with excitement as his beauty sat in his chair.
"Ahoy there me pretty!" he bellowed out, his rotted pirate breath filling the room. His lady sat there, silently.
Gangplank undressed as he walked across the room, dropping his bad ass pirate clothing onto the wooden pirate ship floor below him.
"Don't worry deary, I shall be gentle" His hands gripped at her burlap wrapping, and with a quick tug, she was disrobed, her insides spilling out over the bed
He quickly grabbed an orange that had rolled out of her clothing, and impaled it on his rotting smelly pirate cock. His manly girth
obliterating the pulpy insides of his rined conquest.
He moaned and thrusted pumping his fat hairy dick in and out of the citrus fruit. His lover's orange juice dripping all over hsi balls and thighs, making his
already sticky pirate skin even stickier. "YAR HAR" he yelled as he fucked orange after orange, satisfying his multiple sweet smelling lovers.
After roughly five minutes and ten oranges, he came. His cum rocket shot out of his cabin with enough force to open a worm hole to another dimention
Where it crit spooged Malzahar in the face, killing him instantly, and getting Gangplank mo paper for his treasury to groweth.
The End.