iPod shuffle story

I think everyone knows how this works, but in case u don't u put your ipod on shuffle and write a story about each song (no skipping over crappy songs). I'm going to do ten.

I know this has been done like a million times before, but I wanted to try it.

Warning: some yaoi and some non-yaoi, wrist cutting, mild curses and koalas.

Disclaimer: I don't own any Ouran characters T-T or the songs used in this fic.

Each song will be a new chapter since I've never done a story with chapters before

The story doesn't continue on btw – they are all different (very short) one-shots

1. Money, money, money by ABBA

'Money, money, money, must be funny, in a rich man's world'

Haruhi sighed as she saw the elaborate decorations in the club room. The theme was 'Australia' and they had actually imported koalas and kangaroos (along with a keeper of course) and some gum trees and wattles. As well all that, they had a model of the Sydney opera house and the Sydney harbor bridge in one corner. In one of the other corners Uluru (plus a heap of sand) was. The middle was designated to the animals.
'Haruhi, get into your costume the customers will be here soon. You don't want to be late and have that added to your debt' Kyouya said, coming up behind her and making her jump. The hosts were all dressed up differently. Hikaru and Kaoru had loin cloths and paint all over them, so they looked like Indigenous Australians (Indigenous Australians don't like being called Aboriginal (at least that's what my dad/teachers told me) I've never actually asked). Tamaki, Honey and Mori were dressed up like English explorers. Kyouya was dressed as a zoo keeper and Haruhi was to have a similar costume to Kyouya's.
'Sempai, exactly how much did this cost?' Haruhi exclaimed surveying the elaborate setup in the room.
'It doesn't really matter, we are rich after all. Now go get into your costume.' kyouya answered and walked off to deal with Tamaki who was crying over the fact the koala didn't want be patted by him but would eat gum leaves out of Mori-sempai's hand.
'Rich bastards' Haruhi murmured and headed to the change rooms.

Well that was, weird. I thought I would take the time to educate people who have never been to Australia, on Australia – it's a wonderful country (and I'm not very good at teaching about it) Hope you enjoyed it!