Hey pplz
This is my first fanfiction
These r mini stories that don't have meanings
I wrote them 4 my friends at school
Set in ballet studio where James is going to kill her and, well you know the rest
All human
Disclaimer: I dont own twilight :(
Edward: Of course you dont! I do!!
Jasper: Psht! No you don't. I do!
Catfight
Stephenie Meyer: Stop it you two! I own it. My names on the front cover!
Edward: Mines on the back!...
James-[holds up knife and grins evilly]
bella-don't kill me!!!
James-[stops walking and puts hands on hips] why shouldn't I??
Bella-[looks around nervously, light bulb flicks on above head] coz then u wont know where the chocolate is kept
James-[looks around] actually I can see it right there
Bella-DAMN IT!!!! I mean...u won't know where the special chocolate is
James-and this special chocolate would be... [means for Bella 2 tell him where it is]
Bella-milk [nods head]
James-[glare, runs forward with knife]
Bella-[hits James on head with imaginary hammer]
James-[passes out]
Bella-how the hell did u collapse?? There is no hammer. DUH!!
James-[jumps up] in that case... [Runs 4ward with knife]
Bella-[hits James on head with imaginary spanner]
James-[collapses]
Bella-geez this 1s dumber than normal!!
James-[holds up sign that appeared out of nowhere] so the spanner was fake 2?? ]
Bella-[evil laugh] yes indeed it was [evil laugh]
James-[jumps up &&runs at Bella with knife...again]
Bella-[stabs James with real sword]
James-HA!! You can't fool me!!!
Bella-[holds up sword]
James-no...but...NO!!!![Turns into pile of neatly chopped wood]
Bella-[jumps up excitedly] I was running out of wood for my fire!!
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So did you like it??
My friends all cracked up
Tell me what you think
There will be a few more even if you don't like it so HA!!!!
(high pitched evil laugh)
REVIEW
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