DISCLAIMER: I do not own harry potter or any related junk. I also do not own SURVIVOR (and PROUD of it! Heehee) SURVIVOR: Harry Potter!

Harry smiled as he looked at all of the articles of clothing that he would be taking on his trip. Two pairs of really really ugly socks from Doby, and about a million of sweaters from Mrs. Weasly. Ron had just finished packing, and shot him a grin as they walked out to the common room to go meet Hermione.

It was the beginning of the 5th year at Hogwarts for Harry and the gang. Dumbledoor had come up to him excitedly to tell him some important news. Apparently, a famous Wizard in the USA had heard about Harry's triumph in the Twizard Tournament. He was hosting one of his own, and wanted Harry to be a part of it. He didn't know anyone else at that school, so he had asked Dumbledoor to include about five other students. Dumbledoor was sending him, Ron, Hermione, and a couple others to America!

The England airport was a new experience to Harry. Luggage racks, over-priced foot kiosks, and hot flight attendants surrounded him as the three Griffendoors walked through the terminals. (The other students were from different houses, and would be meeting them later) Ron and Hermione received seats next to each other, but Harry found himself in-between a large American woman wearing a "I'm with stupid" tee-shirt, and gabbing away on her cell phone. On his other side, was a snoring old man with a tourist shirt, and a camera slung around his neck. When the flight attendant rolled around a beverage cart, the woman took a Coke, and spilled half of it on Harry's lap. It was pure hell for Harry. Luckily he fell asleep for the rest of the flight. When the captain announced the plane's landing, Harry woke to find a half empty plane, and his two best friends standing over him grinning. "I've learned so much about America already!" Ron exclaimed excitedly. "Oh Ron, tell him about the bathrooms!" Hermione suggested. "Oh, blimey, I almost forgot. 'Kay, on an airplane, two Americans usually go to the bathroom to you know-" "We landed?" Harry interrupted. "Yes!" Hermione exclaimed. "Let's go see our first glimpse of a New York airport!!!!" Harry groggily was dragged to his feet by his friends who escorted him out by the smiling flight attendant named "BETSY!" They stepped out of the plane, and into a whole new world. AMERICA!! "I think I'm going to hurl!" Harry exclaimed, and with that, he got his first glimpse of a New York unsanitary toilet.

Well.. Any good? Review please, I like reviews. Don't worry, next chapter we'll find out who this USA wizard is! And, how the twizard tournament turns out to be nothing more than a USA reality show! Thank you! ~Nina~