A/N: I'm back! And the reason I haven't been on for so long is because I was on spring break, I spent it playing video games. It was also my birthday! Yay! I'm 17 years old! Like the title said, this is a 'Wreck-it Ralph' adaptation of 'Mean Girls' I laughed so hard at that movie, and I had the characters all planned out!

Vanellope Von Schweetz- Cady Haron

Taffyta Muttonfudge- Regina George

Minty Zaki- Gretchen Weiners

Candle-head- Karen Smith

Alistair Howe- Aaron Samuels

Wreck-it Ralph- Damien

Calhoun- Janis Ian

King Candy- Cady's dad

Queen Candy- Cady's mom

Fix-it Felix- Kevin G.

Amy Rose- Ms. Norbury

Sonic the Hedgehog- Principal Duvall

Zangief- Coach Carr

Well, now that introductions are out of the way, let's get it on! Enjoy!

-Vanellope P.O.V.-

"This is your lunch, I put a dollar in there so you can buy some milk. You can ask one of the big kids where to do that" My dad joked as he handed me my bagged lunch.

"Do you remember your phone number?" my mom asked. I nodded.

"I wrote it down for you just in case. Put it in your pocket, I don't want you to lose it, okay?" Mom said with tears of joy streaming from her eyes.

"You ready?" she asked again. I got up off the concrete stairs of my house and spoke.

"I think so" We all started taking pictures of my first day of school.

I guess it's natural for parents to cry on their kid's first day of school. But you already know that this unually happens when the kid is five years old. I may look nine years old, but I'm sixteen and I'm programmed to look like this. Until today I was home schooled. I know what you're thinking 'home schooled kids are freaks' or weirdly religious or something. But my family is totally normal, except for the fact that my parents are research zoologists and we spent the last twelve years in the 'World of Zoo' game, I had a great life. But then my mom got off her tenure at the game's animal hospital and we moved to 'Sugar Rush' a racing game made entirely out of candy, so it was goodbye 'World of Zoo', and hello high school.

I was crossing the street and my parents were waving bye to me. A school bus drove past me and nearly gave me a code attack. I turned around to face my worried parents.

"I'm okay" I said with a smile and a thumbs up. I then walked through the hallways to see a lot of kids here. I walked into my first class and went up to the character I recognized to be Sonya Blade from 'Mortal Kombat' and introduced myself.

"Hi, I don't know if anyone told you about me. I'm the new student here, my name's Vanellope Von Schweetz"

"Talk to me again and I'll kick your sorry code into next week" she replied rudely. She sat down in her seat and I was about to take the desk next to her, but a voice stopped me.

"You don't wanna sit there. Johnny Cage, Sonya Blade's boyfriend sits there" said their girl who had short blonde hair and wore army clothes. Like she said, Johnny Cage took the seat and started making out with Sonya. I walked over to the desk in the next row behind Bumblebee from 'Transformers: War for Cybertron' game. But the army clothed girl stopped me again.

"Not there, either. He farts a lot" I then made a gagging gesture and tried to take the second seat behind him but Anakin Skywalker from 'Star Wars: Ultimate Light-saber Battles' took it. I then walked towards another seat but I bumped into a pink hedgehog and made her spill her coffee on her red shirt. I started apologizing right away.

"Oh, god I'm so sorry" I noticed the other students were laughing at me.

"It's not your fault, I'm bad luck" the hedgehog responded. Another hedgehog walked into room who was blue and he had an infactuated look on his face. The female tried to take her shirt off, only to reveal her bra.

"Ms. Rose?" the male hedgehog said.

"My t-shirt is stuck to my sweater isn't it?" I said "Yes" and stuck her navy blue t-shirt off her sweater and looked to the other hedgehog.

"Hi, Sonic" she greeted him. Sonic started to flirt with Ms. Rose.

"How was your summer?"

"I got divorced" she said with a smile, but with a voice that had sarcasm in it. Sonic then turned to the class.

"I wanted to let everyone know that we have a new student here with us. She moved here all the way from 'World of Zoo'"

"Welcome" Ms. Rose said to somebody else in the class who was Mace Windu from the 'Star Wars' game as well.

"I'm from 'Star Wars'" Ms. Rose looked embarrassed and said "Great" Sonic then spoke.

"Her name is Penelope Von Schweetz"

"It's Vanellope, E" I corrected him.

"Sorry, I have a nephew named Anfrony, but he gets really mad when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad I get when I think about that little scum sucker who named him Anfrony" Sonic said, I silently giggled to myself at what he said.

"Well, welcome Vanellope, and thank you very much Mr. Sonic" Ms. Rose said.

"No problem. Also, if you need anything, like someone to talk to, I am totally there for ya"

"Thank you, maybe another time when my shirt isn't see though" Ms. Rose said. Mr. Sonic then left and Ms. Rose started teaching the class.

I was now at lunch looking for somewhere to sit. I was not liking high school, I got scolded for asking to got to the bathroom, reading ahead, writing in green pen, eating a snack in class, and one teacher scolded me for not sitting in my assigned seat in another language.

The first day of school was a blurr. I got in trouble for the most random things. I have never lived in a world where adults didn't trust you and they were always yelling at you.

I tried socializing with people but they pushed me away. So for the first day at school I ate lunch in the stall in the girl's bathroom. I went home a mess, and I only prayed that the second day would be better.

A/N: That's chapter 1! The next one's coming soon tomorrow! And just to let you know, the 'Plastics' in this story are called the 'Sweet hearts'. Please review, thanks.