10 ways to annoy Edward
A/N My amazing beta and I thought it would be good to write a list of how to annoy the Twilight cast. You know you want to….
Proclaim your love for werewolves. (A/N –gag, die- )
Sell his Stereo on Ebay
Walk up to him, shout "EMO BUDDIES!!" and proceed to do the emo-handshake-that-only-emos-know-handshake!
Sell each of his CD's on Ebay on different accounts so that he can't link you to the crime.
Tie him up with a rope and force him to listen to the Teletubbie's themesong again…and again…and again…
Use him as a solar panel
Get the Barbie song stuck in everyone's head so that he has to hear it in everyone's head forever!!
Wear plastic fangs
Connect him to an AM meter and measure how many volts run through his arm (A/N I tried this on myself, which resulted in my amazing beta pulling them off)
Dress him as the Easter Bunny and send him on an Easter egg hunt with the vicious 5-year-olds (A/N so scarring –rocks back and forth-)
A/N More soon! Review, and get back to your lives!!