Ed Writes a Song
Its to the beat of If You're Happy And You Know It
I'm not sparkly but I'm manly, so clap your hands
I turn you on and you can't really help it, so clap your hands
I'm better than that Cullen guy
I'm hot, sexy, and straight
Plus I've never ever raped
So if you think Edward Cullen's gay, clap your hands
I have a girlfriend, and you do too.
But mine is pretty and she knows it
Yours is ugly (her new haircut shows it)
If you think Winry's awesome, clap your hands
I must say I really hate you
But not as much as I hate Roy Mustang
'Cause you've got a bro named Jasper
Riza doesn't like Roy (You can ask her)
But when it comes down to it
Both of you really suck
So if you think I'm sexy, clap your hands!