Umm hey I'm writing this with my awesome friend Sarah ( H8rofJacobluvrofEdward123). We're just writing it for fun so it's not gonna be that great or anything. It will actually be INTENSELY great. XDD Anyway. It's probably just gonna be a oneshot. Review please even If you hate it! D
Disclaimer: we don't own twilight, SM does etc etc….
Edward walked intensely into Bella's bedroom only to find her intensely sitting at her desk working intensely on some new intense project.
"What are you doing Bella?" asked Edward intensely curious. "Um…." Bella replied intensely . "Well…."
"Just spit it out!"
"I'm making a list of reasons why I intensely hate Jacob."
Edward smiled. "May I see it?" He said looking at her ……. INTENSELY.
He picked up the list and began reading:
Ten reasons why I INTENSELY hate Jacob
By Bella Swan
1. He intensely dislikes Edward
2. He's freaking HIDEOUS!!!!
3. He told Charlie about the motorcycle
4. He convinced me to jump off that cliff
5. He's not very intense
6. He kissed me intensely without my permission!
7. His hair is intensely greasy (trust me, I would know)
8. He's a freaking DOG
9. I think you know….
10. What's not to hate about him?
"I intensely enjoy number 5," said Edward.
"Me too." said Bella sitting in her mahogany chair with the lamp light hitting her facials intensely with
the heat of the lamp hitting the her silk smooth hair. Edward rubbed her intensely pale hands aggressively as Bella tried to intensely shove his perfectly tanned hands of hers.
"Edward?"
"Yes Bella?"
"Why are your hands intensely tan?" she asked.
"Why are your hands intensely pale?" Edward fired back intensely.
"Humph." she inputted into this intensely intense conversation.
They both suddenly became aware of their hands an as Bella hid her hands down her shirt Edward followed her lead doing the same to her shirt.
"What DA MESS are you doin in my shirt BOI???!!!!" Bella screamed intensely.
So what exactly WAS Edward doing in Bella's shirt??? And why are Edward's hands tan??? Review and find out!!! And If you haven't noticed, this is a very intense chapter XD and when we say intense, we mean INTENSE. D
-Molly and H8ofJacobluvrofEdward123