Author's note: I don't own anything

Summary: Jafar babysits a young Princess Jasmine!

Jafar stood against a pillar of the castle as the sultan kept rambling on and on about important business. He would zone out and then zone back in every five minutes, but he stopped when the sultan said, "Jafar, I need you to watch Jasmine."

Jafar froze. He didn't know how to take care of a baby. She was only three, but he had heard stories about how evil babies could get. They would cry when they wouldn't get their way. "Isn't that what the royal nannies are for?" Jafar casually mentioned.

"The nannies are gone for the day," the sultan explained, "There is no one else who can watch her. Please?"

"Fine. And where is the little brat, I mean Princess!"

The sultan said, "In her room."

Jafar twirled his cape and walked into the Princess's room. There was little Jasmine all happy and joyful. When she turned to see Jafar, she screamed, "EVIL!!!"

"Shh! It's okay Princess."

"EVILLLLLLLLL!"

Jafar was not amused. This went on for several minutes. Until Jafar sat down on the floor and cried. Jasmine giggled and started to pull on his beard. "Hehehe," she giggled as his beard fell back into place.

"What would you like to do?" Jafar asked Jasmine.

"Dress up!"

She went to her royal closet and started to pull out several gowns. She handed a blue ball gown to Jafar and said, "Wear that!"

Jafar was not amused, but he had to do this. So he went into the bathroom to change and a few minutes later he came out wearing the dress. "DADDY!" screamed Jasmine.

The sultan came running into the room and panicked, "What's wrong Jasmine?"

He turned and saw Jafar wearing the blue dress. "Oh my word," he whispered.

Jasmine laughed and started to tug on Jafar's snake staff. "I want! I want!"

Jafar was not amused. "Give her the staff Jafar!" the sultan demanded.

"Daddy you dress up too!" Jasmine giggled as she handed her father a pair of short shorts and a tube top.

The sultan didn't move and Jasmine screamed, "IT'S DRESS UP TIME!"

Her father went to go change as Jafar gave her the staff. Jasmine shoved it in her mouth and got drool all over it. Jafar gasped with horror. "Stupid girl," he muttered under his breath as he cleaned the staff off.