A/N: I suppose the time frame for this is somewhere around the time Sasuke returns to Konoha (HE WILL RETURN! MARK MY WORDS!). This is just something that came to my mind one day for no particular reason…
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"Since when do you care what I do?!"
"Hn. I don't."
"Then WHY did you just knock out Naruto?"
"He was too close to you."
"He's my boyfriend, Sasuke-k… Sasuke! He's allowed to be close to me!"
"..."
"…are you blushing?"
"Uchihas do not blush."
"No, you're definitely blushing."
"…shouldn't you be helping your boyfriend, Sa-ku-ra?"
"No, no, I think this is a little more important right now."
"…hn. I was not blushing. End of discussion."
"Aw, and here I thought there might have been some hope for the ice man, but it was just my imagination! He's just as cold as ever!"
"Why would I have been blushing?"
"That's what I want to know."
"..."
"Oh, I get it."
"What?"
"I know why you were blushing!"
"No you don't."
"HAH! YOU JUST ADMITTED IT!"
"…hn."
"It was because YOU wanted to be that close to me, wasn't it?"
"…"
"You were JEALOUS of Naruto!"
"…"
"…I knew it."
"That's preposterous."
"Then how come you're blushing again, Sasuke-kun?"
"I'm not, Sakura-chan."
"If just the thought gets you so flustered, I wonder what would happen if…?"
"…"
"…"
"Don't even think about it."
"Okay, I'll just do it then!"
"Saku-!!"
"…"
"…"
"…nhhh…"
"…ahnn…"
"…"
"Huff… huff… you infernal… huff… woman…"
"…huff… you're as red as a fire hydrant…"
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A/N: xD I had to do it!