Disclaimer: i don't own Inuyasha or YYH nor do i own Blu Cantrell's song Hit em Up style oops
Summery: What Kagome really did before she kicked Inuyasha out.
AN: This is like the story Irreplaceable but very different . Also this is a Two shot.
Hit Em Up Style.
Kagome Higirashi was what some people would call perfect. She was what every man wanted and what all women despised. She had it all money, fame, beauty, and intelligence. One thing that held her back was the fact that her she had landed one of the sleaziest men ever. Your probably thinking then why is she still with him. Well first of all let me tell you his name Inuyasha Takahashi you've probably heard of him his dad own one the biggest cell phone manufactures in the world. They met through a mutual friend who i am sure is very ashamed of them selves who introduced. See Kagome's parents owned the biggest Toy company along with a cosmetic and clothing company. Kagome was the first born so she was named heiress. But don't think that the girl cant do anything for herself. She was the youngest girl to ever get Masters at the ager of 20. Kagome was a child prodigy. She then went on to start an organization to help young orphaned children she named it Faith's Hope. It was around that time when she found an orphaned child on the street. And that is when Kagome met Shippo a little boy that she adored and ended up adopting. Right after the adoption is when Kagome met Inuyasha and she thought it was love and he thought it was an easy way not to spend his money sleezeball. Everyone warned her that all he wanted was her money and fame. But then hes rich so why would he want hers.
Okay now that you have gotten the gist of her life on to the story.
While he was scheming
I was beamin' in the Beamer
Just beamin'
Can't believe that
I caught my man cheatin
Kagome was just crusin through the town. She passed this cafe and could of sworn she had saw a head of silver hair. Turning around she looked at the spot and who did she see but Inuyasha. She looked for a while and saw her cousin Kikyo with him.
' What are they doing' though Kagome.
She was about to confront them when she saw Kikyo kiss Inuyasha. She was livid
' How dare that skank go and kiss my boyfriend' though Kagome
To her surprise Inuyasha started kissing back making out with the girl.
Kagome felt like throwing up on them but she had a better idea.
She got out her cell and went to work.
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about 30 mins later.
" Kagome" started One of her best friends Yewande " Are you sure you want to do this".
" Of course she does", Spoke up Sango " That good for nothing asswipe cheated on her with her cousin. What kind of sick creeper does that."
" I know that shes mad at him but i don't think this is the best way". " Are you defending what he did"interrupted Ayame.
" Hell NO, i mean wouldn't it be better to like torch all of his clothes and then like give away all his things like his motorcycle that you bought him that would be good then you can like give it to the organization." finished Yewande
" Yewande for once in your life i think you have a very good point but let do this first and can do that later." said Kagome
So I found another way
To make him pay for it all
So I went
To Neiman-Marcus
On a shopping spree
And on the way
I grabbed Soley and Mia
And as the cash box rang
I thought everything away
" SO Kagome were do we go first" said Ayame
'Ummm.. lets go to Macy's then we can go to hmm. Chanel then we can go to coach, anywhere else. Said Kagome
" Well just go to all the stores we see." said Yewande
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Okay girls its about 3:00 we have spent around 4 hours here so now on to part 2.
" yahhh' said Yewande
Everyone stopped to look at her
" What", Ive always wanted to torch someones clothes ooooo, maybe we could throw them into a lake yeah that would be good then we can like dump it in something permanent then throw it on him Muwahahaahhaha.
Everyone yet again started to look at her
" WHAT" said Yewande
" You enjoying this a little to much" said Sango
" Well Ive always wanted to do this to someone. And no offense Kagome but i was kinda expecting Inuyasha to be the first one" Said Yewande
"Why Inuyasha, if anyone it could have been Miroku, no offense Sango" said Kagome
" Kagome Kagome Kagome' Started Yewande, " Since the first time you guys started dating i always said Inuyasha was no good, You deserve some one better."
"Actually said Yewande Slyly " I happen to know someone who you would like a lot."
" she just found out her boyfriend cheated on her and your already making wedding plans." said Ayame with disbelief
" Hey i have kept this inside for a long time i was just waiting for the moment to introduce them, Anyways Kagome hes a really nice guy hes Kuro-chan best friend." She was again interrupted.
" Kuronue, you mean your perverted thief of a boyfriend," said Sango sarcastically " Well if Kuronue knows him he must be good."
"Hey now San-chan if you want to talk about perverts your man is at the top of the whole fuckin list." said Yewande defensively you defend your man wha hoooo.
Before Sango could state her comeback Yewande continued " I mean, Sure he doesn't have the best history but i mean who does all that matters is that he is a gentlemen and he would never cheat on me and since hes a thief they got this whole messed up code of honor thing going on."
"Wait, Wait, Wait" said Kagome " Whats with this whole 'code of honor ' thing i mean thieves steal from people how can they have a code of honor."
" If you haven't noticed my boyfriend is a very sweet guy yet he is is very well 'rough' around the edges but he'll about die before he hurts me. Also like i was saying his friend Ive got to say is very very Hot. And very sweet first he was a jerk because of the fact that my boyfriend forgot to tell me that i wasn't some one-night fuck as he so eloquently put it. Boy was it fun chewing him out then he apologized and explained that he had seen Kuro get hurt because of hid fame and didn't want that to happen again. It was like the sweetest thing. You know what else he kinda looks like Inutramp but a lot sexier i mean hes a Fox demon hes got the cute ears and bonus he has a tail it was the cutest thing ever. And unlike that jerk he let me touch them both."
Kagome wasn't really in the mood to hear about this 'amazing guy' as Yewande put it. She had just gotten out of a relationship she didn't need to jump back into another one. But she was sure of one thingShe was so over Inutrasha
Oops)
There goes the dreams
We used to say
(Oops)
There goes the time
We spent away
(Oops)
There goes the love I had
But you cheated on me
And that's worth that now
(Oops)
There goes the house
We made a home
(Oops)
There goes you'll never
Leave me alone
For all the lies you told
This is what you owe
Soon nobody said anything inside the car. Then they pulled up to Kagome's condo. They quickly got to work.
" Hey Kagome where do you want me to put this" said Sango while holding up Inuyasha's laptop that Kagome bought him .
Kagome thought for a minute before answering " Trash It"
But before Sango could throw away the laptop Kagome quickly changed her mind.
" Why the hell would i throw away something that i paid for myself." She quickly said, "All i need to do is find somebody to belp me delete all of That man-whores files from here."
" While...pant...your...pant... at it...huff... get somebody to help...deep breath us." Said Ayame as she struggled with some very heavy boxes " Whats that tramp got in here any ways."
Than she quickly shrugged off that thought. 'i dont think i want to know'
Yewande walked up to Kagome with her phone in her hand. " Is it okay if I get Kuronue and some of his friends to come and help us. I bet he even knows someone that can help you with that laptop."
Kagome looked in deep thought. Then she suddenly looked at Yewande who had a very innocent expression on her face.
' If i can get Kuronue to Bring Kurama over here and make Kagome forget about that trampy slut.'
Kagome oblivious to her friends scheming Kagome quickly agreed for help realizing that if they wanted to finish before Inuyasha came back they would need more help.
Hey Ladies
When your man
Wanna get buckwild
Just go back and
Hit 'em up style
Put your hands on his cash
And spend it to the last dime
For all the hard times
Oh
When you go then
Everything goes
From the crib to the ride
And the clothes
So you better let him know that
If he messed up
You gotta hit 'em up
Phone Conversation
RRRING RRIIINNNG...
K: Hello said groggly
Y: KURO why the hell are you still in bed for its 5 o'clock in the afternoon
K: IT was just a quick nap i swear. Ive got to tell you im kind of offended.
Y: why?
K This is the first i hear from my girlfirend since yeseteday and shes already yelling at me... I mean come on Wheres the Love.
Y: We can deal with that later we have more important thing to disccus.
K: What?
Y: That ass Inuyahsa Cheated on kagome.
K: I Never liked him.
Y: It gets better it was with Her Cousin.
K; Want me and the boys to go find his ass and beat him down.
Y: As appealing as that sounds i need your help.
K: What do you need me to do.
Y: You know the way to Kagomes House Right.
K: Yes
Y: Okay in need you to bring: Kurama, and some other guys to help us dimolish that whores belongings.
Y: Just tell them that there ridding the world of one less whore.
Y: Okay bye love you.
And She quickly hung up leaving a shell shocked kuronue on the line
L.L...ove Y..ou ?
I know i didnt finish the song well i didn't feel like it.
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Short first chapter others will be longer.