Okay, it's not EXACTLY poetry...Oh well, if anything it's a good example of why we don't write things that are the inspiration of large bowls of ice cream while listening to the Billy Joel CD (hiding with the eagles, shania, and pat benatar). It's very OOC, and from post 01 pre 02 T.K.'s POV.
Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon, I don't own Billy Joel
I only have $10, just so ya know
And I'm not getting money for this little spoof
So don't try to sue me, you haven't got proof
"Only The Bad Have Fun" (spoof of Billy Joel's "Only The Good Die Young")
Come on Hikari, don't make me wait
You lil' sister girls start much too late
But sooner or later, it comes down to fate
You know I'm gonna be the one
Your brother showed a ball and told you to play
You got really sick, so they locked you away
But they never told you the price you would pay
For the things that we could've done
Only the bad have fun
You might have heard I play with a big boy crowd
We don't play by rules, and yes we are proud
Sure, we all are laughing a lot too loud
But it doesn't hurt no one
So come on Hikari, don't make me whine
I'll come and get you, just give me the sign
That big brother shield you're hiding behind
Never will let you run
And only the bad have fun
You got a pretty pink crest and practically a coronation
You got your arms quite full working for our goal
But Hikari, Tai didn't give you quite enough information
You didn't play with me 'cause he made you kinda scared of me
They say there is love for those who can wait
Matt says it's better, but I say it ain't
I'd rather be best friends than take you on dates
Best friends are much more fun
Kari, only the bad have fun
So when it comes to cooties all we're gonna get is a reputation
You give a lot to me
Did you ever get the shot for me?
Come out, come out, Hikari don't make me wait
You Little sister girls start much too late
But according to Gennai, it's all about fate
Someday I'm gonna be the one
Kari, only the bad have fun
Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon, I don't own Billy Joel
I only have $10, just so ya know
And I'm not getting money for this little spoof
So don't try to sue me, you haven't got proof
"Only The Bad Have Fun" (spoof of Billy Joel's "Only The Good Die Young")
Come on Hikari, don't make me wait
You lil' sister girls start much too late
But sooner or later, it comes down to fate
You know I'm gonna be the one
Your brother showed a ball and told you to play
You got really sick, so they locked you away
But they never told you the price you would pay
For the things that we could've done
Only the bad have fun
You might have heard I play with a big boy crowd
We don't play by rules, and yes we are proud
Sure, we all are laughing a lot too loud
But it doesn't hurt no one
So come on Hikari, don't make me whine
I'll come and get you, just give me the sign
That big brother shield you're hiding behind
Never will let you run
And only the bad have fun
You got a pretty pink crest and practically a coronation
You got your arms quite full working for our goal
But Hikari, Tai didn't give you quite enough information
You didn't play with me 'cause he made you kinda scared of me
They say there is love for those who can wait
Matt says it's better, but I say it ain't
I'd rather be best friends than take you on dates
Best friends are much more fun
Kari, only the bad have fun
So when it comes to cooties all we're gonna get is a reputation
You give a lot to me
Did you ever get the shot for me?
Come out, come out, Hikari don't make me wait
You Little sister girls start much too late
But according to Gennai, it's all about fate
Someday I'm gonna be the one
Kari, only the bad have fun