Lolz: This is the first story I have published.

Ever.

So, be gentle.

'And (without further ado) let's get this show on the road!' ,would be what I'd like to say but I have to do one thing first.

Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Naruto

"Who gave the six year old drugs?".

Our blond (*cough*less knuckleheaded*cough*)hero had a perfectly reasonable motive for saying such things.

Aside from being legitimately suspicious of that being the case.

There was a big, blue window from what could be presumably a game in front of him, the text reading:

You have been chosen as the gamer!

Your life is now a video game.

insert fireworks

…

What? You're not impressed? Tough crowd.

No tutorial for you!

"So rude…", Naruto deadpanned, "Especially with how I don't know what a gamer is."

Another box

No Tutorial

"Fine then, be like that".

Getting up from his bed, he had realised what day it was.

October Tenth.

"Fuck this shit I'm out.".

Running over to a window and opening it, his heart sank when he saw a mob already in formation.

Quest

Escape the Hate

You know what to do.

Reward(s)

500xp, Increased standing with ?, Not getting a beating

Bonus

?, 300xp

Faliure

A Beating

Accept/Decline

"I'd be an idiot if I refused", Naruto stated as he looked at a plumbing pipe next to his window.

It looked sturdy enough.

Ding

You gained the skill Observe from staring at a plumbing pipe like an idiot while a mob is outside your house!

You gained a much needed point to INT from calculating a plan in your head.

Other than an eye twitch, no response was given to the text as he carefully unlatched the window and stepped outside.

The biting cold of morning beat at him while he had run at the pipe and jumped onto it.

A tense moment as he sighed in relief due to it holding.

Until it fell apart.

On instinct he ran along it, the pipe breaking apart at each step. The mob soon noticed and gave pursuit, just as he got to the rooftops, the wind whistling in his ears masking the sound of another notification.

You have failed the bonus objective (Do not be noticed)

He gasped for air on the roof of some poor civilian's home, glad he had avoided the beating.

Quest Complete

Escape the hate

You know what to do

+500xp, Increased favour with Hiruzen Sarutobi.

You levelled up from Level 1 (Sakura) to Level 2 (Dirt)!

STR+1

INT+1

CHR+1

WIS+1

AGI+1

MAG+1

I'll give you a hint, say Help.

"Help" Naruto said, unconvinced.

Then the world shattered.

Just joking.