The Lost Sea Shanties
Note: I do not own Animal Crossing. Well, I own the GAME, but not the rights to the game, nor the character Kapp'n, nor still do I own his lovable shanties. Except these. Yadda yadda yadda.
Yesterday, I was going to my Island, and I was struck on how friggin funny the sea shanties are. Well, his little asides between the two are really the funniest, but really, there's nothing funnier than a ex-pirate turtle ferrying a little valkyrie humanoid to a tropical island while singing about the joys of a cucumber float, now is there? Without further stalling (c'mon, inspiration, hit me!), here's the shanties. The double-stanza'd ones are first, and a few singles will probably follow, but I'll have more of both on a future update. Enjoy!
"Me Pirate Days"
Shiver me boots, I sure love me loots!
In the sand, in me hand,
Don't give two hoots.
Heavy is the chest, but I be the best.
Push and pull, I'm no bull,
I'll leave the rest!
"Love Lost"
One day on me ship, I fell on me hip
Cannonball, it did fall,
And split my lip.
The nurse was real cute, she said I be, too.
Till I puke'd, she rebuke'd
and said adieu.
"Me Wayward Swabby"
On deck I did flinch, he fell inch by inch,
Overboard, what a chore!
Get me the winch!
He fell off again, and to my chagrin,
What a cull, that seagull!
Had too much gin!
Those are all I can get out tonight. I'll get more posted soon!
Note: I do not own Animal Crossing. Well, I own the GAME, but not the rights to the game, nor the character Kapp'n, nor still do I own his lovable shanties. Except these. Yadda yadda yadda.
Yesterday, I was going to my Island, and I was struck on how friggin funny the sea shanties are. Well, his little asides between the two are really the funniest, but really, there's nothing funnier than a ex-pirate turtle ferrying a little valkyrie humanoid to a tropical island while singing about the joys of a cucumber float, now is there? Without further stalling (c'mon, inspiration, hit me!), here's the shanties. The double-stanza'd ones are first, and a few singles will probably follow, but I'll have more of both on a future update. Enjoy!
"Me Pirate Days"
Shiver me boots, I sure love me loots!
In the sand, in me hand,
Don't give two hoots.
Heavy is the chest, but I be the best.
Push and pull, I'm no bull,
I'll leave the rest!
"Love Lost"
One day on me ship, I fell on me hip
Cannonball, it did fall,
And split my lip.
The nurse was real cute, she said I be, too.
Till I puke'd, she rebuke'd
and said adieu.
"Me Wayward Swabby"
On deck I did flinch, he fell inch by inch,
Overboard, what a chore!
Get me the winch!
He fell off again, and to my chagrin,
What a cull, that seagull!
Had too much gin!
Those are all I can get out tonight. I'll get more posted soon!