A/N. Hey Guys, I'm back with my new (and really complicated) story. I was having a discussion with one of mates about how cross over fic's hardly ever crossed over more than one TV show or book or whatever characters with more than one other. I took the stance that it could be done as the long as the reason the characters were to interact was plausible (even though some of its scifi lol). To this end, I decided to write a fanfic trying to combine several of my fave TV shows. Hopefully I've done them justice.

Also the same friend and I were discussing that the British people on American TV shows tended to be either really really stereotypically British, tweed coats and all or the bad guys (either really evil or slimy, take your pick) I mean just look at Giles earlier on (can anyone say "more tea vicar" lol) and then there's the doctor from area 51 in SG1 who made Osiris' wrist device work for the trust (I forget his name) again tweed jacket and really wimpy fake guy until Daniel says he can keep the money. But anyway I digress. This mate asked me to include a British team in my story to show that we aren't just the evil or really wimpy people (I mean come on James Bond!!! Need I say more!) hopefully it hasn't been done but if it has, erm, well here's my version lol.

Just to note, I am a shipper to Jack/Sam, Harm/Mac, Syd/Vaughn, Grissom/Sara, Derek/Meredith and Brennan/Booth so these couples will be making appearances in the fic.

The TV shows I'll be including are as follows: SG1, JAG, Alias, CSI, Greys Anatomy and Bones.

In relation to timelines within the shows: SG1 is about of season 8 but Jack is still a Colonel, Sam turned down Pete, Janet's still alive and Hammonds still in command. In JAG it's the beginning of season 8 but Harm broke up with Renee in the hospital and Mac didn't go after Mic to the airport, they didn't talk about their relationship but they're still best friends at the moment. In Alias, everything happened as written right until the end except baby Isabelle is still a baby and they haven't moved anywhere yet. CSI and Bones are following the timeline in the shows exactly. In Greys Anatomy, it's the end of season two but Burke isn't hurt and Derek and Addison have signed the papers. I know in reality that none of these times are in the same year so we're just gonna say it's the year 2007 and I'm using my creative licence very freely, lol.

Anyways enough with the incredibly long authors note (sorry about that) and on with the story!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters (I'm just borrowing them) accept the British SG team.

The New Guys in Town

Chapter One – Where There's An Upside

Lieutenant Colonel Samantha 'Sam' Carter was late for the briefing. As she half ran half walked down the corridor toward the briefing room, she collided with Dr. McKenzie who appeared to be in quite a temper.

"Dr is anything wrong?" she asked concerned, it wasn't that she actually like the man but she at least had to act professional right?

"Nothing I'd care to discuss with you Colonel!" he snapped and stalked off to his office. Sam raised her eyebrows in surprise and stepped into the briefing room.

"I apologise for being late Sir, the Naquadria project completely consumed my attention" she took her seat beside Colonel Jack O'Neill, ignoring the butterflies in her stomach that had become common practice since she had first met him eight years ago. Damn that man! Why did he have to affect her like this?

"That's ok Carter, all ya missed was Hammond firing Mckenzie, we're all celebrating at mine later if ya wanna come" he smirked.

"That's enough Colonel!" Hammond warned, "That's ok Colonel, Dr Jackson informed me you might be late. So now you're all here and the unpleasant part is out of the way, I have some news. There are gonna be a lot of changes at the SGC. First, the President is turning the SGC into a joint services station, meaning that the Air Force in gonna have to share with the Army and the Navy. The President believes that by combining out different military tracks that we will be able to advance further through the Stargate. At the moment we have 18 SG teams, 3 of which are marines and 1 Russian team. We will be having 3 Army SG teams and 3 Navy SG teams. Also the President has commented that we need some sort of legal representation for the base. He has assigned two JAG lawyers to the base as well and they will most likely bring with them two other lawyers or aids" Here Hammond took a slight pause which Jack decided to take full advantage of.

"Sir, is there any particular reason why this is happening now?" he asked.

"I'll get to that Colonel" Hammond responded, looking back at the brief before him and continuing before Jack interrupted again. "The President has also granted permission for the UK to have their own SG team as well as the Russians and before you interrupt again Colonel, the President feels that by combining our forces with our allies that we'll be a stronger force. The President and the Prime Minister came to this agreement"

"That's just perfect!" Jack sulked, "Anything else?"

"Yes, we are also going to have liaisons with the CIA who arrive shortly as well as the replacement for Dr McKenzie"

"General, you can't tell me we're getting rid of the head shrink and then tell us we're getting a new one, it's like telling a kid they don't have to go to the doctors but to the dentists instead"

"That's enough Colonel!" Hammond repeated, "Ok, SG1 is in charge of greeting our CIA liaisons, they arrive tomorrow, one week after our JAG lawyers will arrive and 3 days after that SGUK1 will arrive along with our new psychologist's, I've assigned SG teams 5 – 9 to greet the rest of our guests as and when they arrive, here is the information on our new teams and staff, I don't need to remind you from where the orders came from do I?"

"No Sir" Jack and Sam responded.

"Very well" Hammond stood up as did SG1, "Please make them feel welcome. There's a very real possibility that the Stargate programme may go public in the next five years, meaning we'll need all the support we can get".

"Public Sir?" Sam queried, "But why now?"

"You know all I do Colonel, dismissed" Hammond walked into his office and shut the door.

"Well, it had to happen eventually" Daniel stated.

"Maybe we should review the staff details" Sam suggested, "Anyone mind going through this in the mess, I haven't eaten anything yet today" Sam asked.

"No, that's an excellent suggestion Carter, I hear there's cake" Jack said brightly as they walked towards the elevator.

"Yes Sir" Sam smiled.

There was indeed cake. They all got their lunch (or, in Teal'c's case, fruit basket) and sat down at their usual table.

"Ok Carter, let's start with the spooks"

"Agents Michael Vaughn and Sydney Bristow. They're married with one child. They have worked out of L.A. The office was a joint NSA facility. Agent Bristow was presumed dead for two years, details are classified. They both worked in a black ops devision, but again details are classified. From this it looks like they have both done their share of saving the world, Sir" Sam summarised.

"Good, how about the JAG lawyers?"

"Commander Harmon Rabb Jr, began his career as a naval aviator, night blindness ended his career, he transferred to JAG where he has had quite a colourful career to say the least. His night blindness was corrected and he briefly went back to flying but then came back to JAG where he's remained at HQ. Marine Colonel Sarah Mackenzie, not related to Dr McKenzie by the way, Sir … woah but she is related to marine Colonel O'Hara who stole the declaration of independence! Anyway she left briefly to work as a civilian but came back to the marines, they have glowing recommendations from the JAG, an Admiral Chegwidden"

"What did he fly?" Jack asked.

"F-14's"

"Sweet"

"Yes I'm sure, can we hear about the Brits now" Daniel piped in.

"Right well the team itself is comprised of Squadran Leader Chris Hughen, RAF, Lieutenant Karrie Austen, RN, Captain Adam Thornton, RA and Flying Officer Matthew Kirk, RAF. They make up SGUK1. The new psychologist is also from the UK. Squadran Leader Dr Alyson Williams."

"What's she like?" Daniel asked.

"Very impressive, she has a rank equal to a Major and she's only 29. She is a graduate of Manchester Metropolitan University, a 1st degree with honours" Sam read out, "She is a training officer first and foremost and a psychologist second, apparently that's why she has been chosen above a psychologist from the Navy. It appears that she is here to help improve our recruitment and training" Sam told them, "Upon the recommendation of Jack O'Neill the President agreed that training for off-world needs a major upheaval, that will be Williams' job for the most part. She will act as lead psychologist and as main psychologist for us, that's SG1, SGUK1 and the Russian team. She is bringing along a Flight Lieutenant Dr Shannon Walsh as the secondary psychologist and a Flight Lieutenant Richard Dean as the assistant training officer."

"She must be very respected to have two assistants" Teal'c stated.

"We'll find out soon" Jack said, "Anyways, let's get back to work guys ... ya know ... reports to fill out blah blah blah"

"Yes Sir" Sam smirked.

"See you at the airfield at 0800 to pick up our CIA guests kids" he quipped and headed for the exit.

End of chapter one.

A/N. Just a little one this time, honest, lol. Ok so despite how long it took me I have at least half of this story ready to be typed and am working on the rest. Next chapter introduces Syd and Vaughn from Alias. Let me know what you think so far, thanks guys, luv Nicki xoxo.