First Love

Disclaimer: Hello? Why would I be writing fanfiction if I owned Naruto? I would rather be off in my fabulous Japanese mansion or something.

Chapter 1

She could feel his face getting closer and closer…………..just a little bit more……just a few more inches….

"Yo! Hurry it up already! I don't have all day!"

Sakura's eyes snapped open angrily. She turned her all mighty death glare at the person foolish enough to interrupt the best moment of her life. You could practically see the veins popping out, like an angry bull.

"Naruto! What the hell are you doing here anyway?"

Said person smiled sheepishly and did not answer, probably trying not to anger the enraged girl in front of him anymore. Sakura-chan when she was angry…………..was the thing that makes him wake up screaming in the night.

"Ne, Sakura-chan, don't be mad! I'm videotaping it for…um……future generations!"

"How does recording Sasuke's and mine's first kiss helpful to future generations?!!?"

"It helps with birds and the bees talk!"

Now, surprisingly, it wasn't Sakura's fist of fury that made Naruto fly like a bird over the forest. Instead, it was the person she was trying to kiss.

"Dobe."

Sakura looked admiringly at the raven-haired boy in front of her, with his black eyes and his leanly muscled body, and the aristocratic face, with the silky black hair and……………….Ok, enough with the fangirling.

"Now, where were we? Ah, I believe we were right here…"

As Sasuke leaned toward Sakura's blushing face, he closed his eyes. So, therefore, he didn't notice the green ball of rage barreling toward him.

"Uchiha Sasuke! How dare you try to taint the pure blossom meant for me! Rock Lee, the awesome Green Beast of Konoha!"

"Ah"

"So! You do not see fit to give me an answer!"

"Ah"

"I will not let you take her away for I and the powerful force of Youth will prevail!"

"Ah"

At this answer, Lee turned into a pile of steaming green goo.

"Uchiha Sasuke! Once again, you have defeated me with your coolness and hiposity!"

Hiposity?

"Sakura-san, I will run around Konoha with my underwear on my head 10x42318469316583160 times to prove my love to you! Go Youth!"

Out of nowhere, another figure with fuzzy eyebrows, bowl cut haircut, and a tight green spandex suit came into view.

"Lee! I believe in you!"

"Gai-sensei! Thank you!"

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

After this rather disturbing scene, the two Green Beasts of Konoha set off to do……..youthful stuff.

"Finally! Come here."

With this, Sakura abruptly grasped Sasuke by the collar and pulled him down.

Now this was a kiss for the history books. There was teeth and tongue and……..Sasuke! watch where you put that hand!

Romeo and Juliet don't have anything on them.

Panting, they parted. Dazed and slightly dizzy, they stared at each other-before smashing their lips together.

In a bush nearby, there was a faint giggle-a very high pitched and alarming giggle.

"This is great material! Who knew the Uchiha had hormones?"

Getting excited at the thought of his new book, he forgot himself and yelled," Do that again! But this time, with her shirt off!"

Jiraiya never knew what hit him. All he knew was darkness, then waking up in the hospital with a gigantic bill.

"What! Why so much?"

A nurse replied, "Sakura-san said you were kind enough to pay for the bills of all the patients in the hospital."

"WHAT!!"

Haha, poor Jiraiya...not

Now I hoped you like it! This is my 3rd oneshot and my first multichapter story. I hope it's not too bad.

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