It's all the demon's fault!

I don't own Naruto but I do own all the original characters I'm putting in this story!

Some notes! Naruto and Sasuke are anbu and are both 21 years old. So everyone else is aged up accordingly. And as the warnings say Yaoi, yuri, mpreg and some disturbing scenes are in this fic!

Sasuke and Naruto had been lucky lately nothing had been happening anywhere so their anbu duties weren't bothering them. Actually it had been about three months or so since they had any mission. But they still made the best of it. (I'm sure all of you know what I mean.) The two of them had all the time in the world to do whatever they wanted and they sure did a lot of it. It was a good thing that they both came out about two years ago when all that crazy stuff finally ended and peace had filled the world. The only bad thing was Naruto had been having weird stomach pains and bloating. Sasuke blamed Naruto's eating habits and that's as far as it got. But that all changed one night after a particularly good session.

"Sasuke get up!" Naruto groaned at his partner who couldn't be any more asleep.

Sasuke opened one eye at Naruto who had an unusual look on his face it was a mix of fear and sickness. "What happened?"

"I don't know I just feel so sick in my stomach."

"It's nothing just go to the bathroom and take some medicine. Let me get back to sleep."

Just as Sasuke finished that sentence he heard Naruto gagging sounding like he would puke any second. He quickly grabbed the trash bin next to the bed and held it in front of Naruto what came out of Naruto was a big problem.

"You've got a stomach bug or something we'll go to the doctor tomorrow."

"Sasuke look at the puke."

"Why would I look at your puke?"

"Because it has chakra in it."

"What?" Sasuke couldn't believe it, in the trash bin there was his puke mixed with red chakra, the nine tailed fox's chakra.

"Get dressed we need to get you to hospital now!"

It was a panicked rush of getting dressed and then getting to the hospital. At three in the morning there was almost no one there but as Sasuke told the night shift medical nin that Naruto was throwing up chakra she couldn't have gotten lady Tsunade quicker.

"Naruto how long ago did you puke up the chakra?"

"About a half an hour ago and it was nine tails chakra."

"Ok this is not good let's start with some blood work and a chakra examination."

Lady Tsunade quickly returned with papers in hand, a look of worry and complete disbelief on her face.

"I don't believe this but the results don't lie. Naruto you're pregnant."

Both of them were as shocked as they could be.

"What! That's not possible!"

"I'm having a baby?"

So how did this happen? Well I have a very realistic answer for you in the next chapter!

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