The curse of Deathly Waters

Once there was an ugly man, named "Falkner". No one liked him. Why did he even live each day? No one knows. Anyway, one day Fukner woke up, got out of bed, and prepared for his meditation ritual. He took off all of his clothes, except for his stupid, ugly, and barbaric fundoshi. He jumped on an ugly bird pokemon that probably had had bird flu. He flew to Mt. Silver. He sat under a freezing waterfall and began his meditation. Falkner was meditating for a few hours when he received a call on his (hot pink) pokegear. It was...Morty! Morty asked Falkner to meet him at the Burned Tower. No one knows why anyone would WANT to hang out with Fuxner. Probably, it was because Morty was a very nice, sexy, buff, and charismatic man. Falkner got dressed and headed for the Burned Tower.

Falkner and Morty were "friends" for many years. Some people would say that they were more than just friends. In fact, they would say that they were butt buddies.

Anyway, Fuxner rode on his dumb smelly bird all the way to the Burned Tower. Morty was waiting outside for him. He was wearing a dapper deep purple suit and was holding roses and chocolates for Folknare. Falkner fell off of his pidgey and screamed. Morty ran forward and caught the blunette boi in his strong arms. Foknah blushed. Morty said,

"Did it hurt?"

"Did what hurt?"

"When you fell...from the pidgey."

"yes"

Then they went into...the Burned Tower!

Chapter 2: Free As A Bird

As soon as they entered the tower Falkner noticed something...different. Morty had set up a table, and...there were candles on it, He had prepared a candlelit dinner for them. There was a stereo in the corner and it was playing "Afternoon Delight" by the Starland Vocal Band. Falkner and Morty sat down and dined while staring into each others eyes.

Morty took out a bottle of wine and poured them each a glass. Then they made out and did it on the table. There was still food and stuff on it too, but they didn't care because they were just so in love. Suddenly Morty got down on one knee and pulled out...a Pikachu Diamonds Ring!

"Falkner...will you marry me?"

The bells chimed...sexily.