Reasons why Voldermort wants Harry dead
1. James went to a Halloween party dressed up as Voldermort, but wore blond pigtails with red ribbons and ran around the room saying, 'Hi, I'm not really Tom Riddle. My name is Tomasina Riddle, and I'm not Lord Voldermort, I'm Lordette Voldermort and I want to unite the muggles with the magical people!' in a high falsetto voice!
2. Harry was a cute baby!
3. Voldermort wanted to steal candy from a baby, and the easiest way to do that was to kill the baby!
4. Tom Riddle Senior slept with Lily's mum, which made Lily Tom Riddle Junior's half-sister, which made Voldermort Harry's half-uncle, and Voldermort was jealous the HE didn't get the green eyes!!! (I mean, red slits aren't that fashionable any more!!)
5. He was jealous that he didn't get that happy upbringing that Harry got.
6. He couldn't stand the idea of having another Griffindor in the world!
7. While working with Trelawney, she said that Harry would get more girls than He did.
8. He saw JK Rowling writing the books about Harry, he wanted the fame and fortune!
9. He loved James.
10. He lost in a round of Trivial Pursuit to the Order of the Phoenix.
Each chapter is going to be in an alternate reality (so then none of the reasons collide with each other)
1. James went to a Halloween party dressed up as Voldermort, but wore blond pigtails with red ribbons and ran around the room saying, 'Hi, I'm not really Tom Riddle. My name is Tomasina Riddle, and I'm not Lord Voldermort, I'm Lordette Voldermort and I want to unite the muggles with the magical people!' in a high falsetto voice!
2. Harry was a cute baby!
3. Voldermort wanted to steal candy from a baby, and the easiest way to do that was to kill the baby!
4. Tom Riddle Senior slept with Lily's mum, which made Lily Tom Riddle Junior's half-sister, which made Voldermort Harry's half-uncle, and Voldermort was jealous the HE didn't get the green eyes!!! (I mean, red slits aren't that fashionable any more!!)
5. He was jealous that he didn't get that happy upbringing that Harry got.
6. He couldn't stand the idea of having another Griffindor in the world!
7. While working with Trelawney, she said that Harry would get more girls than He did.
8. He saw JK Rowling writing the books about Harry, he wanted the fame and fortune!
9. He loved James.
10. He lost in a round of Trivial Pursuit to the Order of the Phoenix.
Each chapter is going to be in an alternate reality (so then none of the reasons collide with each other)